This is a list of various things the forum posters we know and usually love, will without question never do. Not because they don't want to, but because it is literally impossible.
I have a few, feel free to add to the list!
Suggs will never: get a girlfriend/get laid
DaGip will never: concede and accept sanity
Jay will never: concede a point
Norse will never: be freed
KLOBBER will never: stop adding people who don't deadbeat in his games to his foe list, nor will he stop doing various other ridiculous things that are too numerous to list in one non-run-on sentence.
Fircoal will never: give Pikachu up; never gonna make Pikachu cry; never gonna run around and desert Pikachu...
JOHNNYROCKET will never: stop tooting his horn
kwanton will never: hate Futurama
Serbia will never: give up hockey
DAZMCFC will never: give up football
qeee will never: be consistent to make this list
The Weird One will never: be normal, nor be in fewer than 15 clans at once, nor ever fully awaken from his vegetable state
pancakemix will never: go out with Rick Astley
SnakeySnakey will never: get with Emmy
cena-rules will never: be cool enough to make this list
Snorri will never: admit defeat
Nickbaldwin will never: write an essay
Backglass will never: concede and love Jesus
Neoteny will never: age
muy_thaiguy will never: be paid attention to
Last edited by InkL0sed on Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:04 pm, edited 16 times in total.
Sanity is so...boring. It's like you're trapped in a box and unable to think for yourself. So, yes...'Gip will never concede towards it, and if you believe you are sane, you are just fooling your self.
Sanity is where the insane go when they are scared...
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
klobber will never stop threadjacking threads in an attempt to shut them down, report every single post he disagrees with as spam or flames, and throw temper tantrums when he doesn't get his way with the whole "not reading your PMs" bit.
Wicked will never realize that she already lost her petty little fight a long time ago, that each morning she wakes up a foregone loser, and that anything and everything she says or does on this site from now on is a sad and pathetic display of a disgruntled and embarrassed...
La-HOO... za-HERR!!!
KLOBBER's Highest Score: 3642 (General)
KLOBBER's Highest place on scoreboard: #15 (fifteen) out of 20,000+ players.
I'm never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
KLOBBER wrote:Wicked will never realize that she already lost her petty little fight a long time ago, that each morning she wakes up a foregone loser, and that anything and everything she says or does on this site from now on is a sad and pathetic display of a disgruntled and embarrassed...
La-HOO... za-HERR!!!
Kl-- er, this guy -- will never stop forum-searching his own name? I mean, seriously, he shows up in threads you would never expect him in, as soon as someone mentions him. Does he even post in the Chatterbox?
