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When do they ever get it?

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Just played another noob at Chinese Checkers, freestyle, unlimited. If you know your setting syou will laugh quitely inside when you visualise this...
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hehehe...
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I tried visualizing...but even closing my eyes didn't help :(

Help me get it.... :cry:
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Twill wrote:I tried visualizing...but even closing my eyes didn't help :(

Help me get it.... :cry:


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ahhhhhh....I've been on the receiving end of one of those...There's a reason my rank is so low I guess :)
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i never understood where's the fun in taking points from an unsuspecting new recruit.

it's like me going to a toddler, beating the crap out of him and then pretending i'm the greatest. it's really lame :roll:
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DiM wrote:i never understood where's the fun in taking points from an unsuspecting new recruit.

it's like me going to a toddler, beating the crap out of him and then pretending i'm the greatest. it's really lame :roll:

What's wrong with beating toddlers? (beware of dead baby jokes ahead)
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MeDeFe wrote:What's wrong with beating toddlers? (beware of dead baby jokes ahead)

nothing, as long as the bruises are concealed by their clothing...-0
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owenshooter wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:What's wrong with beating toddlers? (beware of dead baby jokes ahead)

nothing, as long as the bruises are concealed by their clothing...-0


A good tight pinch on pressure points works just as well, without leaving marks. Joint locks are also pretty effective.
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i've got a 4 year old brother, and i beat the crap out of him all the time.

its such a good stress reliever...

but back ON TOPIC....

i think that noobs all go through the phase where they're like... "lets see what this map with these settings will get me!"

i mean, isnt that what all the "pros" have done when they've found their ideal settings and use it to take all the unsuspecting noobs points?
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Twill wrote:ahhhhhh....I've been on the receiving end of one of those...There's a reason my rank is so low I guess :)



I thought that was criteria #2 in order to be a mod- have to be a striper... :D
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Scott-Land wrote:I thought that was criteria #2 in order to be a mod- have to be a striper... :D

no, no, no... in twill's case, it is a STRIPPER... keep it straight...-0
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owenshooter wrote:
Scott-Land wrote:I thought that was criteria #2 in order to be a mod- have to be a striper... :D

no, no, no... in twill's case, it is a STRIPPER... keep it straight...-0



O, keep it on topic... or you're gonna get banned again!
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owenshooter wrote:
Scott-Land wrote:I thought that was criteria #2 in order to be a mod- have to be a striper... :D

no, no, no... in twill's case, it is a STRIPPER... keep it straight...-0



So you mean that it has nothing to with rank? Hmm- thought that the lower rank you were the better mod you are. Isn't Wicked the highest ranked of the mods ? I suppose I just don't get it......
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My reckoning that would make Sully the worst Mod - and JenniferMarie the best?!

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I'm trying to visualize you beating up another 'noob' whose game you joined on purpose. Sorry, but I'm not laughing. Good luck with the brigadier thing though, it really means a lot if you take all this into account. When will you ever get it?
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Frop wrote:I'm trying to visualize you beating up another 'noob' whose game you joined on purpose. Sorry, but I'm not laughing. Good luck with the brigadier thing though, it really means a lot if you take all this into account. When will you ever get it?


lol, this is funny.... you make me laugh more than this noob

Scott-Land wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Scott-Land wrote:I thought that was criteria #2 in order to be a mod- have to be a striper... :D

no, no, no... in twill's case, it is a STRIPPER... keep it straight...-0



So you mean that it has nothing to with rank? Hmm- thought that the lower rank you were the better mod you are. Isn't Wicked the highest ranked of the mods ? I suppose I just don't get it......


This makes me laugh too, nice one Scott...

and owen, I have to be the only person that you make lol on this forum. Keep it up.
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