Did Jesus Like Girls or Boys?

gordon1975 · Post by **gordon1975** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:23 pm

The big question today, did Jesus like girls or boys?

A man who shuns the company of women and who's father has been known to utter such statements as "If a man should lie with a women in the six days whilst the whore is still vile" i.e. the days after menstruation, "the man and the whore should be seperated from their fellows" -- Leveticus... One must call into question the orientation of the aforementioned gentleman's sexuality, especially when it is written that he enjoyed many a drunken cavort with twelve unmarried men...

Any opinions?

stinkycheese · Post by **stinkycheese** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:03 am

total fudge packer...butt pirate all the way

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:59 am

Jesus loves boys and girls.

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:49 am

hmm... he had an affair with some girl that the bible hates didn't he...

and when you go to the pub, you're with at least 12 unmarried men, does that make you gay?

mightyal · Post by **mightyal** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:09 am

What's the difference between a straight man and a bi-sexual one?

About eight pints

GandalftheWhite · Post by **GandalftheWhite** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:48 pm

this thread is lame. Jesus didn't have an affair with anyone and he wasn't gay.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:37 am

Jesus sexlife aside. The bible clearly states that god doesn't like vegetables.

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:59 am

Poor Terri Schiavo...

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:20 am

GandalftheWhite wrote:this thread is lame. Jesus didn't have an affair with anyone and he wasn't gay.

100% Correct

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:28 am

God still doesn't like vegetables, it's all in the bible.

Freetymes · Post by **Freetymes** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:46 am

It is both! I am quite sure as I remember sunday school and our favorite song...

and a one and a two...

Jesus loves me this I know
Cause the bible tells me so....

And we all sang it girls and boys!

Sammy gags · Post by **Sammy gags** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:42 pm

does it really matter?

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:43 pm

Jesus likes guys more because:
If he liked girls, guys would be giving birth

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:21 am

sounds logical, on the other hand, now we get pulled into something we don't even know how to do, and it's about the only thing we don't know how to do.

Ninja Kid · Post by **Ninja Kid** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:59 am

GandalftheWhite wrote:
Jesus didn't have an affair with anyone and he wasn't gay.

I agree with you totally and Jesus liked them both guy or girl.

Paulicus · Post by **Paulicus** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:54 am

The word is love... probably best defined for you guys as devine love.

Translated from the Greek agape` : A devine love exclusive to Gods, think and doing what is going to help and be better for the other person, a selfless love..

Nothing sexual in there... the Greeks had a different word for that kind of love. Unlike english which leaves room for incorrect interpretation.

GandalftheWhite · Post by **GandalftheWhite** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:39 am

you are almost correct paulicus.

there are three greek words for love (the new testament was written in greek)
Aros A sexual love, never found in the bible.
Philos a brotherly love, better translated like not love.
Agape an unconditional love, it is used to decribe God's love for us, the love we are supposed to love others with and the love we are to love God with.

Jesus never Aros loved anyone ever at any time nor will he. Jesus Philos liked many people like the way you like your mom or dad, or sister or brother.

And Jesus Agape loved everyone