the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[johnnyrotten]

*comes back to slap kyle's ass one last time, before wandering off into the mist forever*

*goes for the reacharound*


rest of details in the stache forum.

a) Not a clue what you're on about.

b) Why the f*ck can't I just walk away from CC?!

[Econ2000]

*goes to pikmin's sandwich shop and takes out his AK-47 and points it loaded at him demanding sandwiches*

[pikmin]

*gives econ sandwich and starts a pie stand next door*

[pikmin]

HA HA HA im from colorado and this is funny.

Coloradans according to Jeff Foxworthy

1. You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.

2. You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.

3. Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the
mountains.

4. You're a meat-eating vegetarian.

5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have your
own special bike lane

6. You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without even flinching.

7. You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you
would never go there otherwise.

8. You think your major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat
Tire Beer.

9. You design your kid's Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.

10. You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJs.

11. You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and
spring blizzards

12. You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU's victory.

13. You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from
altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.

14. You can drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't
get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.

15. You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.

16. When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer
and not get a buzz.

17. Your car insurance costs more than your car.

18. You have surge protectors on every outlet.

19. April showers bring May blizzards.

20. 'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been.

21. You know what a 'Chinook' is

22. You know what a 'Rocky Mountain Oyster' is.

23. You know! what a "fourteener" is.

24. But you don't know what a"turn signal" is.

25. A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a
Democrat in Congress does.

26. Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.

27. You know who Alfred Packer was and what he did.

28. You know who Baby Doe Tabor was.

29. SPF 90 is not out of the question.

30. People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.

31. Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.

32. Thunder has set off your car alarm.

33. A full moon has never kept you awake at night.

34. You have an $800 stereo in your $300 truck.

35. A sudden loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal.

36. You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.

37. Where we're going, we don't need roads!!

38. You know where Doc Holliday's grave is.

39. You know where Buffalo Bill's grave is.

40. You know where the real "South Park" is.

41. You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.

42. Driving directions usually include 'Go over _________ Pass.'

43. You've 'checked for ticks'

44. You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka w/ a hood.

45. You've gone snow skiing in July and...

46. You've gone sunbathing in January and...

47. They were in the same year!

48. You've urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could 'run
into both oceans.

49. And the most important: You get a certain feeling of satisfaction
from knowing that California and Texas are both downstream.

50. You actually understand these jokes and send them to your Colorado
friends.

[Econ2000]

*goes to the pie stand trading his atom bomb for that list of colorado jokes*

[pikmin]

HA HA HA so funny
Funny Reminders
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me
the hell alone.

2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

3. Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

4. No one is listening until you pass gas.

5. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.

6. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their
shoes.

7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

8. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

9. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was worth
it. .

10. Don't worry--It only seems kinky the first time.

11. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment

12. There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one Works.


13. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need It.

14. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night

[Econ2000]

*gives in his AK-47 for the next list*

[superman]

hi,

I haven't played this game since last june (or so). At that time I was banned for multis. Admin generously restored this account a while back, but I have been involved in other web games and haven't found time to play CC.

The reason I am writing this is because my multi was amandahugandkiss, the person who started this thread. I would like to thank all of you for continuing this.

superman (aka amandahugandkiss)

PS- if it is okay with lack, I would like to continue posting in this thread from time to time.

[Econ2000]

hi,

I haven't played this game since last june (or so). At that time I was banned for multis. Admin generously restored this account a while back, but I have been involved in other web games and haven't found time to play CC.

The reason I am writing this is because my multi was amandahugandkiss, the person who started this thread. I would like to thank all of you for continuing this.

superman (aka amandahugandkiss)

PS- if it is okay with lack, I would like to continue posting in this thread from time to time.

If that is who you are you are very welcome

[sportsdd2]

anyone willing to give me some points

[strike wolf]

*gives in his AK-47 for the next list*

I would have used it to shoot him and steal the list but then again that's just me.

[MeDeFe]

*enjoys his sandwich*

[eye84free]

well lets see whats new in the longest thread this week....

[haha]

how come a guy who only posted 42 times started this threa?

[pikmin]

Welcome back amanda and small question what happened to king waffles?

[areyouincahoots]

Amanda...interesting to see you back...

(yea, i do see the irony in calling you Amanda even though you aren't a girl and the name is from what? the simpsons?see-I remember)

[Econ2000]

* takes out his panzerfaust and blows up the pie shop*

[UCAbears]

yea amanda

[vtmarik]

* takes out his panzerfaust and blows up the pie shop*

*whips out a Luger and points it at Econ* You bastard!

[strike wolf]

*Finds Dib gives him technology beyond his comprehension and sits back to watch the show.*

[pikmin]

*Drops atom bomb econ gave me on strike wolf*

[Econ2000]

*drops the panzerfaust*

[morph]

*puts up a ion sheild over strike wolf then disappears back into time about the 1400's and comes back carrying the heads of econ's and pikmin's ancestors and they never exist* i love my freakin sniper rifle, especially when i go back in time, they think its all gods work...

[qeee1]

*Continues to eat babies*

[johnnyrotten]

*continues to self harm*