That's right folks. God has decided to take vengeance upon us for our sins by causing another great flood. But this one will drown us in the symbol of our sin: oil. That's right -- a Great Flood of oil is coming, on November 1st. There will be no election.
Only I, three women (applications are open!), and a pair of every animal species are set to survive, on the ark I'm building on the roof of my apartment building.
I suggest the rest of you learn to swim.
Have a nice flood.
The Flood Is Coming
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Don't go Evan Baxter on me now!
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Blastshot
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I'll get my floaties!Lmao
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Dammit! I really didn't want to be turned black for the rest of my life.
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I'll sell it to you for $500 a gallon to keep all your electricity on your boat running.
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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I'll buy it from you for $600 a gallon just so you won't sell it to him. In fact, I don't even want it. Just through it back overboard and we'll call it good.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
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no, no, no... somebody give me a lighter...
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OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
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Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
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Blastshot wrote:Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
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Hologram wrote:Blastshot wrote:Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
At least we'll be warmer!
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Hologram wrote:Blastshot wrote:Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
At least we'll be warmer!
Have a cup of tea then.
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Coincidentally, this room is full of water up to my shins.
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InkL0sed wrote:That's right folks. God has decided to take vengeance upon us for our sins by causing another great flood. But this one will drown us in the symbol of our sin: oil. That's right -- a Great Flood of oil is coming, on November 1st. There will be no election.
Only I, three women (applications are open!), and a pair of every animal species are set to survive, on the ark I'm building on the roof of my apartment building.
I suggest the rest of you learn to swim.
Have a nice flood.
I may be a dude, but I look good in a dress if that gets me on the boat...
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Hologram wrote:Blastshot wrote:Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
At least we'll be warmer!
Not to rain on anyone's oil-flood-bonfire-parade but with that amount of ooil it wqould take a huge and vast heat source to start it burning properly. otherwise, it'll probably just sorta smoulder for ages.
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The1exile wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:Hologram wrote:Blastshot wrote:Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
At least we'll be warmer!
Not to rain on anyone's oil-flood-bonfire-parade but with that amount of ooil it wqould take a huge and vast heat source to start it burning properly. otherwise, it'll probably just sorta smoulder for ages.
Mount Vesuvius is going to have another super-eruption within 20 years! Scientists can't say when, but I can! When? You guessed it!