Movie quote retort game

[Sackett58]

Cartman: Hang on for a secound, making out in the hallways is strictly against school policy.
Kyle: Well their doing it.
Cartman: Well now it's personal. The hallways are my jurisdiction. If there is a hallway infraction going on their going to have to deal with the Dawg.

Dawgs Crew
South Park

[mandyb]

“All the legislation in the world will not abolish kissing”

Elinor Glyn

[Sackett58]

Willard: People think she's a hellraiser.
Ren: Is she?
Willard: I think she's been kissed a lot.

Foot Loose

[mandyb]

Jack: "What would you do if I kissed you right now?"
Melanie: "You wouldn't kiss me."
Jack: "But what would you do if i did?"
Melanie: "Do you wanna kiss me right now?"
Jack: "I wouldn't've mentioned it if didn't."


One fine day

[Sackett58]

[to Ethel]
Norman: Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?

On Golden Pond

[mandyb]

Well, I'm not shooting for a "successful" relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low.


Bye Bye Love

[Sackett58]

Pepe Le Pew: What is this? Oh, but of course. This little one wish to commit suicide to prove her love for me. What a sweet gesture. Nevertheless, I must prevent it.


For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)

[shadowsteel9]

Love makes you do crazy things, insane things
Wicker Park

[mandyb]

Angela Hayes: It's that psycho next door. Jane, what if he worships you? What if he's got a shrine with pictures of you surrounded by dead people's heads and stuff?

American Beauty

[Sackett58]

Cyrano: My life's work has been to prompt others and be forgotten. Remember that night when Christian came to your balcony? That moment sums up my life. While I was below in the shadows, others climbed up to kiss the sweet rose.

Cyrano de Bergerac(1990)

[mandyb]

Self-sacrifice is very easy. It's having to sacrifice someone you love that puts your convictions to the test.

A Knights Tale

[Sackett58]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.

Star Trek: First Contact

[mandyb]

Empress Nympho: Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!

The History of the World: Part 1

[Sackett58]

Quintus Arrius: [a galley's 200 rowers are being told to shift gears... ] Battle speed! Attack speed! Ramming speed!

Ben-Hur

[mandyb]

Quintus Arrius: [a galley's 200 rowers are being told to shift gears... ] Battle speed! Attack speed! Ramming speed!

Ben-Hur

my mind's a blank

[Sackett58]

Quintus Arrius: [a galley's 200 rowers are being told to shift gears... ] Battle speed! Attack speed! Ramming speed!

Ben-Hur

my mind's a blank

[mandyb]

Quintus Arrius: [a galley's 200 rowers are being told to shift gears... ] Battle speed! Attack speed! Ramming speed!

Ben-Hur

"Whew, this movie business is tough. I might just have to go back to loan-sharking for a while to get some vacation."

Get Shorty

[Snorri1234]

Quintus Arrius: [a galley's 200 rowers are being told to shift gears... ] Battle speed! Attack speed! Ramming speed!

Ben-Hur

"Whew, this movie business is tough. I might just have to go back to loan-sharking for a while to get some vacation."

Get Shorty

"I have detailed files."


Terminator II

[Sackett58]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Data, I'm sure it's a fascinating experience, but perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip for now.


Star Trek: First Contact

[mandyb]

You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at.


Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

[Sackett58]

Walter Burns: We've been in worst jams than this, haven't we, Hildy?
Hildy Johnson: Nope.

His Girl Friday

[UselessTriviaMan]

Han Solo: You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart.
Princess Leia: I take it back.

[Sackett58]

Ken Childs: Keep talking, please keep talking; I'm frightened...
May Holst: Talking? Honey, you dont know what you're asking. Tell you a good joke on me: You know, I always dreaded the idea of becoming an old woman. And the way things look now, I won't have to worry about it any more. You know, I haven't been whistled at in years, and the idea of growing roses for the rest of my life is really beginning to haunt me. There oughta be a home for dames like me. Yup - we shoulda organized. You know, a house somewhere with no mirror in it, far away where we never have to look at a young girl. They have homes for unmarried mothers but everybody forgets about the girls who - who never quite managed to make things legal. I think I could start one! Yeah - I could call it the May Holst Home for Broken-Down Broads. I kind of like that, don't you?

The High and the Mighty

[mandyb]

Dedee: "God. How does a woman get so bitter?"
Lucia: "Observation."


The Opposite of Sex

[Sackett58]

Jean Maitland: When I get back to my room, you're the only thing I want to find missing.

Stage Door