Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:13 pm

So, part of my incredibly simple Computer Science homework is to make up 6 teachers' last names.

Anybody have any good suggestions? The more creative/funny, the better -- vulgarities however are not advised, since my teacher will be seeing this...

This is what I've come up with:

bradleybadly · Post by **bradleybadly** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:17 pm

Aren't you the same guy that asked for help with his debate?

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:19 pm

bradleybadly wrote:Aren't you the same guy that asked for help with his debate?

Yeah... so?

I don't actually rely on forums to do my homework, it's just sometimes helpful and/or amusing to ask about it here.

bradleybadly · Post by **bradleybadly** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:21 pm

InkL0sed wrote:Yeah... so?

So do your own homework

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:24 pm

Dude. I obviously don't need help coming up with 6 random names. This is just for amusement purposes.

gimil · Post by **gimil** » Mon May 12, 2008 9:00 pm

bradleybadly wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:Yeah... so?

So do your own homework

Using a large forum like CC's is an excellent way to acces large bulks of information. Personally I think using this forum is a great idea by ink.

Just my 2p worth.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Mon May 12, 2008 9:35 pm

Injured

chaosfactor · Post by **chaosfactor** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:05 pm

I got Bollocked for trying to sell drugs in the flame forum, so I really think you should not be trying to sell out your inability, here on Chatter Box, liter-alley go figure

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:09 pm

Switch Shawty with Tedworthy and you're good.

borox0 · Post by **borox0** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:45 pm

Hyde?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:24 pm

Fitz-Gussett.*
Smacker
Whacker
Cane
De'Tention
Pompuss

*on second thoughts, no - wot about Marx

bspride · Post by **bspride** » Tue May 13, 2008 7:26 pm

Computer Science? I love that class!
How about:
Lo
Long
Sanchez

ranck3 · Post by **ranck3** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:20 pm

Webber... I dont know.

fireedud · Post by **fireedud** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:25 pm

Tou should name them after people on CC.

jbrettlip · Post by **jbrettlip** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:30 pm

How about:

Pascal
Fortran
C++
10101000101001010

and two other dorky computer references?

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:32 pm

jbrettlip wrote:How about:

Pascal
Fortran
C++
10101000101001010

and two other dorky computer references?

I like Pascal and Fortran, the next two not so much.

I'd make it:
Dr. Lisp
Dr. Java
Dr. Pascal
Dr. Fortran
Dr. Perl
(Dr. Brainfuck if I didn't care about who I was sending it to...)
Hm...

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:22 am

How about "Dr Fishmonger" for your last one.

Bertros Bertros · Post by **Bertros Bertros** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:26 am

Kinevil. Its a great name and if they had a son he could be Franklin Ulysses Clint Kinevil which would allow him to have a credit card with the name F U C Kinevil. Awesome. Anwyay as it computer science shouldn't at least one of them be called Babbage?

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:28 am

I would use Christian rather than Clint, tbh.

Bertros Bertros · Post by **Bertros Bertros** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:38 am

Naturally. But either way the card would look like this which is well worth the money down the deed poll centre no?

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:41 am

Oh certainly. Is it cheaper to have it done in Amsterdam?

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:44 am

The obvious answers of 'Who' and 'Doctor' have been strangely overlooked I feel...

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Wed May 14, 2008 3:56 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:The obvious answers of 'Who' and 'Doctor' have been strangely overlooked I feel...

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