DaGip Concedes & Accepts Captain 11

[DaGip]

What is the date today? May 10, 2008 I believe...so I am posting this well in advance of the oncoming world discourse that will be happening in June! The power of the Beast of Revelation is taken away on June 26, 2008...so that is the date to keep in mind! I have been preaching about that date for a long time now, ever since the Tsunami of 2004, which is alluded to in the beginning of Chapter 13 in Revelation.

The Beast has had unopposed control of world influence ever since the Tsunami of 2004, but that influence will be opposed on JUNE 26, 2008!

Be forewarned!

REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

[t-o-m]

we should all put it on our sig - and a link to here

[Wiivja]

thats my birthday so remember my other games as well thanks

[DaGip]

thats my birthday so remember my other games as well thanks

Your Birthday falls upon the date of the most ominous portent! Ready your spiritual armor, for we battle the hordes and legions of hell spawn upon that date! Grasp your dragon armor and energy swords, for we must battle the Prince of Darkness very shortly! I am currently in contact with the Angel Mike and his Starship Melissa. We shall meet our army of liberation upon the battle fields of the Hopi Reservation!

Things to bring:
Tent
Backpack
Dental Floss
Toothbrush
Survival poncho
some rope
Sleeping Bag or Blankets
Knife
Beef Jerky
Trail Mix
Guitar, drum, didjereedoo, harmonica, bagpipes, etc...
Wool Socks
and any other type of survival gear you may think of!

NOTE: Dragon Armor and Energy Swords will be provided to you once you have renounced your allegiance to the Beast.

Remember June 26, 2008!

[suggs]

All absolutely true.
LIke the world ending in the year 2000. Good old Nostafuckingcluedramus.

[Ditocoaf]

I actually laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes.

(everyone knows the 5th phase of the world will actually end in 2012)

[suggs]

Cool, the end of the world is divided into geeky sci fi phases.
At last, at the end, I will finally fit in.

[suggs]

Will my titanium D20 be any good, or is too late for a save roll?

[DaGip]

Will my titanium D20 be any good, or is too late for a save roll?

You must roll a DC of 140! Hope you got the skill point, boi!

[suggs]

Nah. f*ck. Picked up a cool Talking Teapot earlier on tho - I'm banking on that doing something at somepoint.

[DaGip]

Nah. f*ck. Picked up a cool Talking Teapot earlier on tho - I'm banking on that doing something at somepoint.

The coolest tea pot in the world!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsZeILCedRw

[DaGip]

This one kind of turns me on in a strange way!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo494Wb0 ... re=related

[Minister Masket]

2008? Pffftt....hogwash!

2012? Well now, that's another story....

[MeDeFe]

DaGip, the word is 'alluded', 'eluded' means something completely different and makes no sense at all in the context.

[DaGip]

DaGip, the word is 'alluded', 'eluded' means something completely different and makes no sense at all in the context.

Your words elude me, sir. (Now where's my puppy dog? I got a new jar of peanut butter to smear on my scrotum...)

[Kaplowitz]

You're off by 4 years and a couple of months.

nice try.

[DaGip]

You're off by 4 years and a couple of months.

nice try.

Hey, did anyone even hear the words END OF THE WORLD in this thread other than from you guys? I have never said that date was the END OF THE WORLD, okay.

I said something of WORLD SIGNIFICANCE is going to happen around that date!

WHY? Because of Bible Prophecy, that's why.

The Beast from the Sea came to power on DECEMBER 26, 2004 and he is said to have authority for 42 months. So his authority comes to an end on June 26, 2008...so look for big global events around that date!

I can't tell you when the END OF THE WORLD is, but I do know that that time is at hand, so just prepare yourselves for hardships that your little spoiled generations have never seen before.

You might actually start thinking about stock piling nonperishable food items.

The world is going through a global food crisis!

[InkL0sed]

Wait, so the world won't necessarily end on June 26? Barack Obama might still make it to the elections? YAYZ

[2dimes]

So you're really into the bible but don't believe the parts with Jesus telling you to beware of people saying they are him?

[tubaman]

Holy shit that's my birthday. And that doesn't make any sense at all. The beast won't have authority for 42 months. That's a shitty number. It will be 43 months. July 26 is the date you're thinkin of.

[Hrvat]

You're off by 4 years and a couple of months.


The Beast from the Sea came to power on DECEMBER 26, 2004 and he is said to have authority for 42 months. So his authority comes to an end on June 26, 2008...so look for big global events around that date!

!

There is one borne every minute.

[reminisco]

this thread has convinced me that i simply do not own enough guns (currently: 0). i will now go out and get a .45 sidearm and an AK-47 (illegal, but necessary for fighting zombies). thanks for the reminder DaGip. hey everyone, get your molotov cocktails ready and keep a couple walmart shotguns (saw one off, leave another full bore). the zombies are coming. get some axes too. just in case.

[Nickbaldwin]

this thread has convinced me that i simply do not own enough guns (currently: 0). i will now go out and get a .45 sidearm and an AK-47 (illegal, but necessary for fighting zombies). thanks for the reminder DaGip. hey everyone, get your molotov cocktails ready and keep a couple walmart shotguns (saw one off, leave another full bore). the zombies are coming. get some axes too. just in case.

If these preparations are found to be worthwhile, this date will be pwnage of epic proportions

[DaGip]

This is the chapter and verse in Revelation that preludes this awesome global occurrence:

Revelation 13 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)

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Revelation 13

1And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea [Tsunami December 26, 2004 in correlation with the rise to power of Victor Yuschenko on the same date!], having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy [Reference to the EU].

2And the beast [Ukrainian President Victor Yuschenko] which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon [NATO and the United States] gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.

3And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death [Dioxin poisoning]; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast [remember how much Yuschenko was admired in the west when he finally became president?].

4And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him? [This could be the establishment of an Asian Union forced upon Asia by NATO and the UNITED STATES]

5And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months [Here is the 42 months, so we can calculate the earth shaking occurrence to happen around June 26, 2008!].

6And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.

7And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

Just keep an eye on world events and all of this will make sense, you will see!

[flabio]

Dude, I appreciate the the fact you are attempting to spread awareness. I think you are really going out on a limb by making predictions of the future though. What happens if you manage to wake up even one person to elitists game? Then, the date that you predicted that a major event would transpire, nothing happens. Thus removing you from the freedom fighter crowd, directly in to the tin foil hat crowd. Anyone who ever believed any thing you have said, will now harbor doubt. Doomsday speeches are one of THEIR tactics. Meant to keep the sheeple nervous and unfocused. Tell the people to love the now, for the future is uncertain. PEACE.