A mother and two kids walk into a bar.

[SnakeySnakey]

She goes up to the bartender, and he says, "What'll it be?" She responds, "Nothing, where's your bathroom?"

Before the bartender could answer, one of the kids starts pulling on the woman's dress, "Mommy, I have to pee!"

"Shut the f*ck up, you little brat!" She yells back, and smacks the kid right in the face. "I'll drag you right back to the hospital for another round of chemo if you don't shut your fucking face!"

Just then, the bartender jumps over the counter and punches the woman in the jaw. "Nobody abuses their children in front of me, you useless little bitch!" And continues his savage beating of her.

One of the kids runs up to him, "Stop hitting our mommy!" The bartender turns around and tears the little girl's pants down, and then begins to molest her with his hands. "Ahhhh!" the little girl screams in terror.

To be continued...

[Interfacer PH]

She goes up to the bartender, and he says, "What'll it be?" She responds, "Nothing, where's your bathroom?"

Before the bartender could answer, one of the kids starts pulling on the woman's dress, "Mommy, I have to pee!"

"Shut the f*ck up, you little brat!" She yells back, and smacks the kid right in the face. "I'll drag you right back to the hospital for another round of chemo if you don't shut your fucking face!"

Just then, the bartender jumps over the counter and punches the woman in the jaw. "Nobody abuses their children in front of me, you useless little bitch!" And continues his savage beating of her.

One of the kids runs up to him, "Stop hitting our mommy!" The bartender turns around and tears the little girl's pants down, and then begins to molest her with his hands. "Ahhhh!" the little girl screams in terror.

Classic.

[RustyMonkey]

...Go on...

[InkL0sed]

What's the punchline?

[Alex Youngren]

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thats me waiting for the funny part

[static_ice]

I know how it ends.

Oh wait I'm thinking of the story of the cop who beats up the bartender...

[RustyMonkey]

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thats me waiting for the funny part

Obviously you have no sense of humor, because it is absolutely hilarious so far.

[Alex Youngren]

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thats me waiting for the funny part

Obviously you have no sense of humor, because it is absolutely hilarious so far.

you need to watch more comedy central

[InkL0sed]

Neither Comedy Central nor this thread are funny.

[Frigidus]

So a seal walks into a club...

[borox0]

How is this funny? And shouldn't the kids not be allowed in the bar because they are under-aged?

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He tries to order a drink but before he can Reminisco stops him and says, "Sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, "AArgh Matey! It's driving me nuts."

[Frigidus]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He tries to order a drink but before he can Reminisco stops him and says, "Sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, "AArgh Matey! It's driving me nuts."

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=27&issue=2

[Interfacer PH]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He tries to order a drink but before he can Reminisco stops him and says, "Sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, "AArgh Matey! It's driving me nuts."

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=27&issue=2

I know. It's the best joke ever.

[MeDeFe]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He tries to order a drink but before he can Reminisco stops him and says, "Sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, "AArgh Matey! It's driving me nuts."

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=27&issue=2

I know. It's the best joke ever.

I'm inclined to agree.

[Anarkistsdream]

How is this funny? And shouldn't the kids not be allowed in the bar because they are under-aged?

In many states, children are allowed into bars if accompanied by their parents...

[MeDeFe]

I think it's meant to be an anti-joke, and as such it succeeds in every respect.

edit: including being humourous.

[Snorri1234]

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thats me waiting for the funny part

Obviously you have no sense of humor, because it is absolutely hilarious so far.

Indeed.

[Neoteny]

I approve of this thread and the pirate joke. I disapprove of you losers with no sense of humor.

[Frigidus]

As hilarious as this thread is, it worries me that I find it hilarious. This Conquer Club, not /b.

[Neoteny]

As hilarious as this thread is, it worries me that I find it hilarious. This Conquer Club, not /b.

Nonsense. We can have a little of the... unconventional humor here as well.

[tzor]

Personally I find it disgusting and not particularly funny.

[firth4eva]

Only one joke involving Reminisco with a thread that has the word bar in it's title? I am disappointed.

[gdeangel]

Two hillbillies walk into a bar for a drink and and some grub.

Suddenly, a woman at the bar who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’

And one more: http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/executive-alligator-pool-party/

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Only one joke involving Reminisco with a thread that has the word bar in it's title? I am disappointed.

Remi, the drug free, high powered lawyer, walks into a bar and orders a drink. He reflects upon all his accoplishments, superior morality, and intellect. Then he spots a gorgeous lady and starts chatting her up. They become lovers. One day a tragic accident takes her from him mere days before their wedding. His soulmate is gone...

Remi is roused from his CC fantasy world by someone barking drink orders at him.