I feel like the luckiest person alive.
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- dustn64
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I feel like the luckiest person alive.
About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.
I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.
I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.
- El Capitan X
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
1. You're only 15?
2. Don't you still have to pay for the damage?
ECX
2. Don't you still have to pay for the damage?
ECX
Haters gonna hate, ballers gonna ball.
Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
15 years old? You should feel lucky not to have bad acne!
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
Sweet!
...did the cop know you're only 15?
...did the cop know you're only 15?
Reputation cleared.
Never let it be said that Team CC don't investigate fairly.
Although they take bloody forever to do it...
Although they take bloody forever to do it...
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
So, speeding you get a hefty fine, rear ending someone you get a warning.
WTH!?
WTH!?
"Eh, whatever."
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.
I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.
i feel like you're full of shit lol
Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
You crashed. I don't consider that lucky.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
borox0 wrote:You crashed. I don't consider that lucky.
Word.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
Nickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.
you watch emerdale?
thats teh shittiest programme ever
Nickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.
o and umm yea u a lucky person thinking of emerdale and having a wank
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
t-o-m wrote:Nickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.
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thats teh shittiest programme everNickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.
o and umm yea u a lucky person thinking of emerdale and having a wank
Irrelevant.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
meh lol
whats he want us to say:
something like this...?
any of them?
whats he want us to say:
something like this...?
omg ur so lucky!
haha i wish i had ur luck
thats funny
well done
good one
hehe ur one lucky person
any of them?
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.
I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.
WOW U IZ TEH KEWLA 4 BRAKIN LAWZ AND GETTIN AWAYZ WIV ITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL
Like that?
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
yea
that was good
haha i wish i had ur luck
thats funny
well done
good one
hehe ur one lucky person
that was good
haha i wish i had ur luck
thats funny
well done
good one
hehe ur one lucky person
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We love you dustn64 for making twattishness KEWL.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
El Capitan X wrote:1. You're only 15?
2. Don't you still have to pay for the damage?
ECX
1. Yes, but my birthday is on April 29th
2. Yes, But here is the thing, my truck is the only one that got messed up. The only thing I have to fix on it is I need to get a new bumper.
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- El Capitan X
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
I'd sue you for causing me back 'pains'.
ECX
ECX
Haters gonna hate, ballers gonna ball.
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See, not too bad,
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OK, but why is the "KU" backwards?
ECX
ECX
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.
I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.
LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY
LUCKY you were not killed ... or worse
LUCKY you did not kill someone else.
LUCKY you did not hurt anyone (apparently)
LUCKY the damage was not severe, to either car
LUCKY you had access to a car .. and if it is curtailed (or have to face other consequences) as a result, consider yourself DOUBLY lucky to have parents who care.... if you don't, then you will have to grow up a bit faster and take your OWN responsibility!
LUCKY you are apparently smart enough to realize you goofed ... but now PROVE it and DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
If you DO learn, then you are lucky to have been let off by the cop. BUT if you don't .. .then the REST of the drivers are pretty unlucky as a result!
(sorry, a mom here speaking! ... but you do need to hear every word!)
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
PLAYER57832 wrote:
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
Dancing Mustard wrote:PLAYER57832 wrote:
In THIS case, I will take it as a compliment ...
I was an EMT several years ... I have seen enough of the "not-so-lucky".
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.
PLAYER57832 wrote:dustn64 wrote:About 20 minutes ago I was heading home from working with my aunt when I received a text. Me ,being an idiot, looked at my phone and ignored the road. Meanwhile, the person in front of me had plans to turn which were quickly ended by me rear ending her.
I am only 15 years of age.(16 is legal driving age) I was freaking out and panicking, But the cop let me off without even a warning. Swoosh.
LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY
LUCKY you were not killed ... or worse
LUCKY you did not kill someone else.
LUCKY you did not hurt anyone (apparently)
LUCKY the damage was not severe, to either car
LUCKY you had access to a car .. and if it is curtailed (or have to face other consequences) as a result, consider yourself DOUBLY lucky to have parents who care.... if you don't, then you will have to grow up a bit faster and take your OWN responsibility!
LUCKY you are apparently smart enough to realize you goofed ... but now PROVE it and DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
If you DO learn, then you are lucky to have been let off by the cop. BUT if you don't .. .then the REST of the drivers are pretty unlucky as a result!
(sorry, a mom here speaking! ... but you do need to hear every word!)
so... you agree he was lucky, then?
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Dancing Mustard wrote:PLAYER57832 wrote:
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