Hitman079 wrote:Er, well, I meant no porn besides that, if that counts.
Pamela Anderson.
Movies you can't jack off to.
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Pamela Anderson.
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nagerous wrote:Hitman079 wrote:Er, well, I meant no porn besides that, if that counts.
Pamela Anderson.
But she only appears briefly in the movie.
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Hitman079 wrote:nagerous wrote:Hitman079 wrote:Er, well, I meant no porn besides that, if that counts.
Pamela Anderson.
But she only appears briefly in the movie.
Thats all I need... see thread title.
Disclaimer: I have never actually jacked off to Borat.
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no way.muy_thaiguy wrote:icedagger wrote:tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.
This would have worked much better with shrek.
I was thinking Pinocchio myself.
*sits on Pinocchio's face*...tell me a lie Pinocchio...say something true...tell me a lie...say something true...tell me a lie...true...lie...true...lieeeeeeee
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Black Hawk Down I think...
Quite a few war movies in fact.
Quite a few war movies in fact.
R.I.P. Chef
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Anarkistsdream wrote:King Kong has Naomi Watts, you dumbasses...
Whoops
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March of the Penguins.
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kleep wrote:March of the Penguins.
Good one.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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The Passion of Christ
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ
u disgust me.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
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kleep wrote:Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ
u disgust me.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
I win!
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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Neoteny wrote:kleep wrote:Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ
u disgust me.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
I win!
you know, i was gonna put that one up... but i've still never seen it, so i thought it would be too disingenuous, and besides, i can't be certain there isn't some hot Jesus on Mary Magdalen action...
anyone see the unrated director's cut? cause um, i heard...
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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reminisco wrote:you know, i was gonna put that one up... but i've still never seen it, so i thought it would be too disingenuous, and besides, i can't be certain there isn't some hot Jesus on Mary Magdalen action...
anyone see the unrated director's cut? cause um, i heard...
There isn't (except for that part where the blood sprays on her...
), so you are free to make any such statements from now on. Have fun with it.Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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Saving Private Ryan. Its just so sexy I'm done before I can get my pants off.
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kleep wrote:March of the Penguins.
Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ
This just goes to show that people aren't trying hard enough.
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monsters inc
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dsmsc1991 wrote:Finding Nemo...
sam_levi_11 wrote:monsters inc
oh oh, and um, Cars and um Toy Story oh, and um Toy Story 2.
did i leave out any Pixar movies? oh, oh The Incredibles and um, A Bugs LIfe. YES! AWESOME!
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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MeDeFe wrote:To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.
yeah, i said it, if you think there's good material, you're sick. probably a degenerate, too.
i know there are some guys who get turned on by watching rape videos, but i can't.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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reminisco wrote:MeDeFe wrote:To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.
yeah, i said it, if you think there's good material, you're sick. probably a degenerate, too.
i know there are some guys who get turned on by watching rape videos, but i can't.
It's really more to do with singing in the rain, I think...
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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reminisco wrote:MeDeFe wrote:To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.
yeah, i said it, if you think there's good material, you're sick. probably a degenerate, too.
i know there are some guys who get turned on by watching rape videos, but i can't.
Don't tell me you didn't get a hard-on when that naked chick came on stage when they were demonstrating how well-behaved their patient had become. You just have to ignore his retching and focus on her.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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The Star Wars Ewok Adventures:Caravan of Courage & The Battle for Endor
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Celios wrote:Saving Private Ryan. Its just so sexy I'm done before I can get my pants off.
BEAR!!!!!!!!!! You finally came to join me in the Chatter Box.
Oh and you are retarded, the title is "Movies you can't jack to" not "Movies you can jack to".
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Enter the Dragon?
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.