So I was with some friends one night and we were trying to think of movies that have absolutely no jack off material.
Schindler's List is one....
Anymore?
Movies you can't jack off to.
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sam_levi_11
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
but what about the shower scene 
......(thanks ricky)
bridge over the river quia(sp)
saw 4...maybe i should try and tell u how it went
......(thanks ricky)bridge over the river quia(sp)
saw 4...maybe i should try and tell u how it went
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sam_levi_11
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
The Grinch
"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"
Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...
Shrek
King Kong...unless ur into beastaility
"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"
Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...
Shrek
King Kong...unless ur into beastaility
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
sam_levi_11 wrote:The Grinch
"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"
Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...
Shrek
King Kong...unless ur into beastaility
No King Kong has Nicole Kidman...
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
spelled Kwai. Bridge Over the River Kwai.
anyway, here's a couple:
My Dinner with Andre
The Crying Game (dare you try it!)
Sometimes in April
A Clockwork Orange
Driving Miss Daisy
anyway, here's a couple:
My Dinner with Andre
The Crying Game (dare you try it!)
Sometimes in April
A Clockwork Orange
Driving Miss Daisy
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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sam_levi_11
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
InkL0sed wrote:sam_levi_11 wrote:The Grinch
"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"
Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...
Shrek
King Kong...unless ur into beastaility
No King Kong has Nicole Kidman...
checks box....oh yeah, im gonna rewatch that...
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Debby Does Dallas (I have problems 
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sam_levi_11
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sam_levi_11 wrote:InkL0sed wrote:sam_levi_11 wrote:The Grinch
"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"
Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...
Shrek
King Kong...unless ur into beastaility
No King Kong has Nicole Kidman...
checks box....oh yeah, im gonna rewatch that...
actually checks box.....no it doesnt.....
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Anarkistsdream
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King Kong has Naomi Watts, you dumbasses...
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sam_levi_11
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Anarkistsdream wrote:King Kong has Naomi Watts, you dumbasses...
told you
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I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.
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sam_levi_11
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
dont forget the monkey with a face like a bulldog licking p*ss off of a thistle. man he's hot
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Team America World Police (unless you have a thing for puppets)
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Borat: Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
I don't recall seeing any hot nudity in there except the "fight" scene between Borat and Azamat (in the hotel).
I don't recall seeing any hot nudity in there except the "fight" scene between Borat and Azamat (in the hotel).
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Hitman079 wrote:Borat: Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
I don't recall seeing any hot nudity in there except the "fight" scene between Borat and Azamat (in the hotel).
And you call that HOT?!?!?!?!
virus90 wrote: I think Anarkist is a valuable asset to any game.
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
this has since been corrected since the dawning of DVD, but when i was coming up, the VHS from the local video rental joint was such a let down...
the tracking at the part when Phoebe Cates lets us all have a nice long gander at her lovelies was always so fubar i could barely tell that she was walking towards the camera, let alone baring herself for my pleasure. and putting it on pause just didn't do the trick.
talk about a frustrated and wasted youth.
this has since been corrected since the dawning of DVD, but when i was coming up, the VHS from the local video rental joint was such a let down...
the tracking at the part when Phoebe Cates lets us all have a nice long gander at her lovelies was always so fubar i could barely tell that she was walking towards the camera, let alone baring herself for my pleasure. and putting it on pause just didn't do the trick.
talk about a frustrated and wasted youth.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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sam_levi_11
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Anarkistsdream wrote:Hitman079 wrote:Borat: ural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
I don't recall seeing any hot in there except the "fight" scene between Borat and Azamat (in the hotel).
And you call that HOT?!?!?!?!
that was the funniest thing eva
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*walks into topic*....*looks around*...*backs out slowly*
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tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.
This would have worked much better with shrek.
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icedagger wrote:tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.
This would have worked much better with shrek.
I was thinking Pinocchio myself.
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
muy_thaiguy wrote:icedagger wrote:tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.
This would have worked much better with shrek.
I was thinking Pinocchio myself.
Ha yall are right, those are much better. I just think Muffasa is an awesome name.