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tzor wrote:Just when we start flaming a Brit, people start complaining. :twisted:

Actually I never like it when non-Americans flame Americans. I mean what do they know about Americans? Do they have to drive the roads with them every day like I do? Why take this morning. I was going down this road, after just comming to a four way stop light, at the legal speed limit (30 MPH) when this Bastard of an American speeds right into me, passes even though there is a double yellow line and zooms down the hill at 55 MPH.

I bet he hasn't paid his taxes yet either. YOU GOT UNTIL MIDNIGHT YOU DAMN BASTARD!


it's situations like that when i honestly wish i had a directionally controlled EMP burst cannon affixed to the front of my car. or at least nuclear land torpedoes.

but the EMP would be so much better. cause the guy's car would just fizzle out and stop. he'd be fine, but (HAHA) he'll be stuck and have no idea what went wrong. and his cell phone would be useless for calling AAA.
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bryguy wrote:im thinking of reporting this board to the mods
its basically just for people to flame americans
in which case its flaming outside of the flame boards
in which case you guys are in trouble


You know what's funny? This topic was originally posted in Flame Wars and the mods moved it here when it became an actual discussion.

Read the WHOLE thread.
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bryguy wrote:im thinking of reporting this board to the mods
its basically just for people to flame americans
in which case its flaming outside of the flame boards
in which case you guys are in trouble



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Re: Americans

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btw, fellow Americans, as a public service, i thought i'd post this link here too. i put it up already in the "Soccer (Real)" thread, but figured it might be more well received here. important news story regarding soccer (and no, this is NOT a rick roll):

http://www.noob.us/humor/robot-chicken- ... w-asshole/
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OMG, I laughed my ass off at that reminisco.

And no people, it was not a Rick Roll.
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Not a rick roll, but freaking hilarious! :lol:
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reminisco wrote:btw, fellow Americans, as a public service, i thought i'd post this link here too. i put it up already in the "Soccer (Real)" thread, but figured it might be more well received here. important news story regarding soccer (and no, this is NOT a rick roll):

http://www.noob.us/humor/robot-chicken- ... w-asshole/


in case you missed it the first time...
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reminisco wrote:
reminisco wrote:btw, fellow Americans, as a public service, i thought i'd post this link here too. i put it up already in the "Soccer (Real)" thread, but figured it might be more well received here. important news story regarding soccer (and no, this is NOT a rick roll):

http://www.noob.us/humor/robot-chicken- ... w-asshole/


in case you missed it the first time...


That first clip was so satisfying. I can't even begin.
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Frigidus wrote:
reminisco wrote:
reminisco wrote:btw, fellow Americans, as a public service, i thought i'd post this link here too. i put it up already in the "Soccer (Real)" thread, but figured it might be more well received here. important news story regarding soccer (and no, this is NOT a rick roll):

http://www.noob.us/humor/robot-chicken- ... w-asshole/


in case you missed it the first time...


That first clip was so satisfying. I can't even begin.


It's true.
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Jehan wrote:meh, Americans seem to think America is a lot better than it really is, possibly a reflection of there increasing ignorance? its a shame given Americas heritage, which at times was nothing short of glorious.


mmmmm... ironic. It should be their, not there
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gryffin13 wrote:
Jehan wrote:meh, Americans seem to think America is a lot better than it really is, possibly a reflection of there increasing ignorance? its a shame given Americas heritage, which at times was nothing short of glorious.

mmmmm... ironic. It should be their, not there

Have you ever considered joining the grammar nazis?
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MeDeFe wrote:
gryffin13 wrote:
Jehan wrote:meh, Americans seem to think America is a lot better than it really is, possibly a reflection of there increasing ignorance? its a shame given Americas heritage, which at times was nothing short of glorious.

mmmmm... ironic. It should be their, not there

Have you ever considered joining the grammar nazis?

Well the point isn't so much that the wrong word was used, but that the wrong word was used while criticizing American's intellect.
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I'm sensing some deja vu... from about two pages ago...
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Neoteny wrote:I'm sensing some deja vu... from about two pages ago...

It happens. Quite often.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I'm sensing some deja vu... from about two pages ago...

It happens. Quite often.


Irony. I cry.

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um, you know guys, in the rest of the world it's called football, not soccer, mmkay?
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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reminisco wrote:um, you know guys, in the rest of the world it's called football, not soccer, mmkay?

I'm from the rest of the world, so I knew that.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
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MeDeFe wrote:
reminisco wrote:um, you know guys, in the rest of the world it's called football, not soccer, mmkay?

I'm from the rest of the world, so I knew that.


in which case, please watch this important news video now:

http://www.noob.us/humor/robot-chicken- ... w-asshole/
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I've already seen it. Anyway, when do you think will we get a thought police this side of the ocean?
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reminisco wrote:um, you know guys, in the rest of the world it's called football, not soccer, mmkay?


I believe they call it soccer in Canada (mind you they are still in North America) where the "football" fields are longer than in the US.

So I heard they finally played a game of real "football" in England last year. :twisted:

I mean how can you call it "football" anyway? The ball is a sphere ... it doesn't even look like a foot.
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MeDeFe wrote:I've already seen it. Anyway, when do you think will we get a thought police this side of the ocean?

5 months?
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reminisco wrote:um, you know guys, in the rest of the world it's called football, not soccer, mmkay?



As I am a fan of Hockey (Winterhawks, unless a good team from Seattle appears), I could care less about whether it is called Soccer or Football. But, I'll call one the one you guys play Soccer out of need for clarity.
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americans are awsome
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:I've already seen it. Anyway, when do you think will we get a thought police this side of the ocean?

5 months?

Not a bad guess, there are some clear tendencies.
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40kguy wrote:you fuking suck you make me sick :sick: we helped you in your independance


And the british gave you 40k so you owe us now.
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