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- DirtyDishSoap
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If you could be...
In any movie as the main character, what would it be?
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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- Nickbaldwin
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Re: If you could be...
Football Factory.
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Re: If you could be...
Any of the Mission Impossible movies...
- ignotus
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Re: If you could be...
Superman
heavycola wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.
I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
- lozzini
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Re: If you could be...
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Re: If you could be...
Hm. I'd have to go with Roger Dodger.
- Dancing Mustard
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Re: If you could be...
Terminator...
That or some porn film... being the main character in one of those looks like it'd be pretty fun.
That or some porn film... being the main character in one of those looks like it'd be pretty fun.
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- Curmudgeonx
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Re: If you could be...
Except DM, the main character in pornos is usually the female star.
Trying to share something with us DM?
Trying to share something with us DM?
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Curmudgeonx wrote:Except DM, the main character in pornos is usually the female star.
Trying to share something with us DM?
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- SolidLuigi
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Curmudgeonx wrote:Except DM, the main character in pornos is usually the female star.
Trying to share something with us DM?
I was thinking the same thing, haha.
My movie would be Shaolin Master Killer

- btownmeggy
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Re: If you could be...
Mmmm.... Secretary?


- muy_thaiguy
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Re: If you could be...
Wolverine from X-Men. If only because the claws themselves are awesome.
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
- Snorri1234
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Re: If you could be...
Curmudgeonx wrote:Except DM, the main character in pornos is usually the female star.
Trying to share something with us DM?
Well they really seem to enjoy it...
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
Re: If you could be...
I'd be in "The Wizard". That old 80's movie about the kid who was really good at playing v-games. Or "Flight of the Navigator"!!!
But how the hell would they write in me being 24 years old...
But how the hell would they write in me being 24 years old...
- Anarkistsdream
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Re: If you could be...
Batman Begins
Krull
Bram Stoker's Dracula
or maybe
Spaceballs
Krull
Bram Stoker's Dracula
or maybe
Spaceballs
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Re: If you could be...
Nickbaldwin wrote:Football Factory.
Been there mate and there was little glamour and less honour, we were just a bunch of kids using football as an excuse for a rip up.
Re: If you could be...
Pikachu of course. 
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- Gypsys Kiss
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btownmeggy wrote:Mmmm.... Secretary?
Is that the James Spader film? If so, then I would like to see you in that role
For me I'd be Keyser Soze in the Usual Suspects.

- ignotus
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Re: If you could be...
btownmeggy wrote:Mmmm.... Secretary?
Do you really wanna trade our jobs?
heavycola wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.
I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
Re: If you could be...
Neoteny wrote:Evil Dead?
i could agree with that, but only if it was Army of Darkness. i'd rather skip the first two installments, if possible.
fighting Evil Ash wouldn't be so bad, but chopping off my hand and then having to fight that... well, it was funny to watch, but would probably be horrible to actually experience.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
Re: If you could be...
Richard ‘Rick’ O’Connell (AKA Brendan Fraser) in 'The Mummy' films for me.
Three reasons…(1) I have always thought Rachel Weisz was a bit of alright. (2) I wouldn’t mind the booty in the saddlebags at the end of the first movie and (3) The house they have in ‘the Mummy returns’ was bloody lovely.
Three reasons…(1) I have always thought Rachel Weisz was a bit of alright. (2) I wouldn’t mind the booty in the saddlebags at the end of the first movie and (3) The house they have in ‘the Mummy returns’ was bloody lovely.
- Nickbaldwin
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Re: If you could be...
joecoolfrog wrote:Nickbaldwin wrote:Football Factory.
Been there mate and there was little glamour and less honour, we were just a bunch of kids using football as an excuse for a rip up.
Exactly my point
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- btownmeggy
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Re: If you could be...
ignotus wrote:btownmeggy wrote:Mmmm.... Secretary?
Do you really wanna trade our jobs?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secretary_(film)
Is this what your experience as a secretary is like, iggy?
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- ignotus
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Re: If you could be...
Well... NO! 
heavycola wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.
I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
