Favourite chants

[cena-rules]

Any sport.

two of my faves

Shearer, wherever u may be,
We're all glad u fucked your knee,
Bellamy was right,
You're fucking shite,
You won f*ck all in black and white

He dives to the left
He dives to the right
That boy Ronaldo
Hes fucking shite

[johnnyrotten]

My old man said "be a Yeovil fan"
I said "f*ck off, bollocks, you're a cunt, YOU'RE A CUNT!"

[cena-rules]

who do ya support jr?

[johnnyrotten]

Weymouth. We hate Y****l, but sadly they've gone up the divisions and we just don't get the chance to play them any more...

[cena-rules]

ok

[apey]

f*ck f*ck f*ck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutan
support you local zoo




yeah i am bored

[riggable]

This is a chant we chant before Ultimate Frisbee games:


El Camino. El El Camino.
El Camino. El El Camino.
The front is like a car
the back is like a truck
the front is where you ride
the back is where you f-
El Camino. El El Camino
Etc.

Repeat 3x, getting louder each time.

[got tonkaed]

The hatton or lewis wonderland bits i liked, though i suppose they worked a bit better with lewis, since it only gotten hatton knocked out.

[jnd94]

f*ck f*ck f*ck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutan
support you local zoo




yeah i am bored

I was schooled in th chant that it was "69 a porcupine, boy I love the zoo" But the top 2 were the same.

[muy_thaiguy]

Well, a popular one at CSU vs Wyoming games is when the CSU section goes "CSU!" Then the Wyoming side goes "F*ck you!" Come to think of it, in many rival and border war games, similar chants are made. Though one made at every game is:

"In Heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here, and when we've gone from here, our friends will be drinkin' all our beer!"

[kingprawn]

If I had the arse of a camel
and I had the wings of a crow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below

[DAZMCFC]

If I had the arse of a camel
and I had the wings of a crow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below

shit on, shit on
shit on the bastards below,below
shit on, shit on
shit on the bastards below

in 1962, we went to division 2
the Stretfordend cried out
f*ck off to all sky blue
Joe Mercer came
we played the game
we went to Rotherham
we won 1-0
and now we're back in division 1
since then we've won the league
we've won the cup
we've won in Europe to
and when we bit them red twats
we'll sing this song to you


CITY,CITY,CITY

[Hologram]

Hey Army
What are you doing?
Get off your tanks and follow me
I am Marine Corps infantry.

Hey Air Force
What are you doing?
Get off your planes and follow me
I am Marine Corps infantry.

Hey Navy
What are you doing?
Get off your boats and follow me
I am Marine Corps infantry.

Hey Coast Guard
What the hell's the Coast Guard?
Get off your butts and follow me
I am Marine Corps infantry.


Favorite running cadence ever

P.S. Killing is a sport.

[Shitman079]

Que sera sera
Whatever will be, will be
We're going to wembley!
Que sera sera

One man went to kill, went to kill a scummer
One man and his baseball bat, went to kill a scummer
Two men went to kill, went to kill a scummer
Two men and their baseball bats, went to kill a scummer
Three men went to kill, went to kill a scummer
Three men and their baseball bats, went to kill a scummer....Repeat until scummer is vicously beaten

He's fat, He's scouse
He's gonna rob your house
It's wayne rooney! Wayne Rooney!

If Carson played for England so could I!
If Carson played for England so could I!
If Carson played for England, Carson played for England
If Carson played for England so could I!

Posh spice is a slapper
She wears a wonder bra
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Kranjcar

To everton fans:

You nicked my stereo! You nicked my stereo!
You nicked my stereo! You nicked my stereo!
Give me my wheels back! Give me my wheels back!
Give me my wheels back! Give me my wheels back!

To West Ham fans:

You can shove those fucking bubbles up your arse!
You can shove those fucking bubbles up your arse!
Shove those fucking bubbles, shove those fucking bubbles
Shove those fucking bubbles up your arse!

[reminisco]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
burn motherfucker burn!

the famous chant that the bystanders offered up as the just previously firebombed M.O.V.E. house in Philadelphia was engulfed in flames.

you may have heard it before in a Bloodhound Gang song (they're from the burbs of Philly)

[firth4eva]

At castleford the other week they all started chanting
"Hit his, hit his head
Hit his, hit his head
Hit his, hit his head
Hit his fucking head off"
I found that pretty funny.

As well as
"You what?
You what?
You what, you what you what?"

Can't think of any more right now.

[Shitman079]

He's only a poor little scummer
His face was all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore!

Man city fans, after the tanoy announced that the Man city fans had behaved impeccably during the minute silence at old trafford:

We are impeccable
We are impeccable
We are impeccable
We are impeccable



Birmingham City....random chant:

I'd rather be a sausage than an egg
I'd rather be a sausage than an egg
I'd rather be a sausage than an egg
I'd rather be a sausage than an egg

[firth4eva]

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
you look in your dustbin for something to eat
when you find a dead dog you think its a treat
in your Liverpool slums.....

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
your mums on the game and your dads in the nick,
you can't get a job cos you're so fucking thick
in your Liverpool slums...

In your Liverpool slums
in your Liverpool slums
you wear a shell suit and you've got curly hair
all of your
kids are in council care
in your Liverpool slums

[Shitman079]

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
you look in your dustbin for something to eat
when you find a dead dog you think its a treat
in your Liverpool slums.....

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
your mums on the game and your dads in the nick,
you can't get a job cos you're so fucking thick
in your Liverpool slums...

In your Liverpool slums
in your Liverpool slums
you wear a shell suit and you've got curly hair
all of your
kids are in council care
in your Liverpool slums

Classic

The great thing about scousers, is that their so easy to wind up. Went to the Everton v pompey game a couple of years ago, full house, pompey took 4 thousand up. Shit game, but singing "you'll never walk alone" to the everton fans had them jumping about going mad like the apes they are..after the 10th time of singing it, they had accepted their chanting defeat..except for this one skin-head guy wearing a beige jacket...he was still hopping about foaming at the mouth, so everyone started singing "who's the wanker in the beige"...even all the everton fans were laughing at him..quality stuff.

[Dekloren]

Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.
Nine Eleven was an inside job.

[Nickbaldwin]

Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.
Dekloren is a nut job.

[Dekloren]

Well, to think that fire brought down building 7, a 47 story steel skyscraper, in a symmetrical fashion, that was 200+feet away from the towers, kind of makes you the nut job.

[0ojakeo0]

( we were playing B.C High)

B.C High
B.C low
Thats were all the faggots go

[DAZMCFC]

West Brom fans singng about Wolves fans(every match does not matter who they play).


Sam Dingle,Sam Dingle, Sam Dingle,Sam Dingle


Chelsea fans in the 80's. they use to bring shit loads of Celery to the match. then they just start throwing it all over the show whilst singing.

celery,celery,celery.
celery, celery, celery. very funny sight to see.

[war_bloodline]

CC Hockey matches against Denver University.

we chat at the goaltender......

"Mannino (DU's goaltender), Mannino, you suck dick!"

we do this for other goaltenders too, it's funny when teams from the east come out and when they hear that, they look up at us in shock..............which shows what wimps they are.

after a Powerplay if the other team does not win then us CC fans chat after the speaker says it is five on five again we yell "And they still Suck"