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Found a new CC balance

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I took a break from carrying an average of 30 games for nine months or so.

I used to hate no cards, but I carried one through the gap.

When I finally lost that game, I fell off the wagon and set a new goal of carrying 100 escalating games at once. I almost made it. I finally broke at 80. Drunk with CC wine, I passed out on the floor and am now faced with immediate rehab unless I find work.

Dammit.

It's ok though because in the process I found the secret: Add a few no-cards games to the wave of escalating games and vow to yourself that you won't start another game until the board is clear. Then for a few weeks while the no-cards games drone-on you can keep momma/poppa/luvva/honey-bunny happy while you plan your next CC escalating orgy.

Peace out from your addicted Brother in Dice,

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That girl looks like she is having a great time with life!
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That girl looks terrible.
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Re: Found a new CC balance

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stringybeany wrote:I took a break from carrying an average of 30 games for nine months or so.

I used to hate no cards, but I carried one through the gap.

When I finally lost that game, I fell off the wagon and set a new goal of carrying 100 escalating games at once. I almost made it. I finally broke at 80. Drunk with CC wine, I passed out on the floor and am now faced with immediate rehab unless I find work.

Dammit.

It's ok though because in the process I found the secret: Add a few no-cards games to the wave of escalating games and vow to yourself that you won't start another game until the board is clear. Then for a few weeks while the no-cards games drone-on you can keep momma/poppa/luvva/honey-bunny happy while you plan your next CC escalating orgy.

Peace out from your addicted Brother in Dice,

Beans 8)


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stringybeany wrote:That girl looks like she is having a great time with life!


I'm sure her father's just overjoyed with the self-mutilation stylish missing eyebrows.
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cleveridea wrote:
stringybeany wrote:That girl looks like she is having a great time with life!


I'm sure her father's just overjoyed with the self-mutilation stylish missing eyebrows.


If she were my daughter, I wouldn't be happy with it either. But what the hell; it's her business and she certainly looks happy and healthy.
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Kemmler wrote:Image

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No but seriously, who is she, and why did you post her here?
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Dancing Mustard wrote:
Kemmler wrote:Image



No but seriously, who is she, and why did you post her here?

I second those questions.
And she needs to do something about those eyelashes, less cosmetics would be a good start, but other than that she's pretty cute.
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MeDeFe wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
Kemmler wrote:Image



No but seriously, who is she, and why did you post her here?

I second those questions.


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