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Post by Kemmler »

Well, what can I say guys. It's been a secret project of mine, being an expert javascript programmer, to make something better than AJAX BOB. Many hard hours of work have gone into it, and I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Features it includes: weak player calculator, more advanced strength indicator, auto turn playing (only works well in escalating though).

<mod edit of annoying website>
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Post by poo-maker »

You wanker...

I clicked it :oops:
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Post by dezzy26 »

i did too thats is so wrong

anyone other than rick astley would have been fine
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Post by pimphawks70 »

are u posting this everywhere?
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poo-maker wrote:You wanker...

I clicked it :oops:


errr...

you're not helping promoting the new technology
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Post by sparkyball »

I was thinking asshole sounded better than wanker

after I made the mistake of clicking it as well
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sparkyball wrote:I was thinking asshole sounded better than wanker

after I made the mistake of clicking it as well


what, is it broken or something?

please tell me about any bugs.
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i dare not click it until and unless i know where that link takes me to.
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Kemmler wrote:
sparkyball wrote:I was thinking asshole sounded better than wanker

after I made the mistake of clicking it as well


what, is it broken or something?

please tell me about any bugs.


ha ha no it works perfectly I'm sure
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i cliked it too see wot it was, lmao
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ass! :lol:
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lmao thats brill.
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Post by Fruitcake »

You may all find it amusing, I did not. I have better things to do than sit there trying to get rid of some idiots idea of a joke. One hopes the moderators will have something to say about this.

Welcome to my ignore list you twat.
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Fruitcake wrote:You may all find it amusing, I did not. I have better things to do than sit there trying to get rid of some idiots idea of a joke. One hopes the moderators will have something to say about this.

Welcome to my ignore list you twat.


That makes two of us fruit...you complete wanker kemmler. grow up.
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Fruitcake wrote:You may all find it amusing, I did not. I have better things to do than sit there trying to get rid of some idiots idea of a joke. One hopes the moderators will have something to say about this.

Welcome to my ignore list you twat.


just go to task manager and close it :/
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Post by Kemmler »

what, really

i spent hours on it and all you do is call me a wanker!

this is good stuff... it;s better than ajax bob!
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there is a better way than task manager, clik the x once, then hold enter on the ok button and it goes
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You're a tool.

(I'm an idiot for clicking on the link in the first place, though.)
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Post by Kemmler »

Ditocoaf wrote:You're a tool.

(I'm an idiot for clicking on the link in the first place, though.)


you're really insultuing me now...
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Post by Dr_Demento »

Kemmler wrote:
sparkyball wrote:I was thinking asshole sounded better than wanker

after I made the mistake of clicking it as well


what, is it broken or something?

please tell me about any bugs.


It appears to be very unstable....even jumpy to begin with. :wink:
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Dr_Demento wrote:
Kemmler wrote:
sparkyball wrote:I was thinking asshole sounded better than wanker

after I made the mistake of clicking it as well


what, is it broken or something?

please tell me about any bugs.


It appears to be very unstable....even jumpy to begin with. :wink:


thanks, i'll try and fix it.
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Post by pimphawks70 »

Ditocoaf wrote:You're a tool.

(I'm an idiot for clicking on the link in the first place, though.)


yes you are an idiot for clicking on it in the first place
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Post by Snorri1234 »

Honestly people, you never been rickrolled?
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Here's how NOT to get rickrolled.*


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Post by Fruitcake »

CrabNebula wrote:Here's how NOT to get rickrolled.*


*Disclaimer - Success neither implied nor guaranteed!


That's Ok CrabNebula, I wouldn't click anything off this forum now, even when people use titles such as 'The new generation of Ajax Bob is out!' which was this threads original title in the GD. Put there by a complete tosser who seems to think it is funny to mess around with people.
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