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"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

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got tonkaed wrote:
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got tonkaed wrote:would you argue that luke skywalker lived without passion or emotion?

surely he lived with both and he did not falter. Thusly i disagree with your explanation.


yes but how far did Luke go compared to Aniken?


well if you consider the extended universe quite a bit farther really.


But the emperor wasn't there in EU so the variables have changed extremely.
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got tonkaed wrote:I think it helps to understand the prequels as like the younger brother who had expectations that were way to high because of his kickass older brother and therefore developed personality problems that ended up ruining him on the inside so eventually he let everyone and himself down.

I think viewed in that light, they can be alright.


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william18 wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:
william18 wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:would you argue that luke skywalker lived without passion or emotion?

surely he lived with both and he did not falter. Thusly i disagree with your explanation.


yes but how far did Luke go compared to Aniken?


well if you consider the extended universe quite a bit farther really.


But the emperor wasn't there in EU so the variables have changed extremely.


it still doesnt change that a number of jedi were able to live outside of elements of the old code and still remain true to the light side of the force. I mean given everything that happened because of Vergere you could probably argue much of the old code wasnt a delinator between light and dark.

Somehow the jedi found a way around dealing with something outside the force without them all going to shit. I find it hard to believe those two provisions control light and dark.
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got tonkaed wrote:I think it helps to understand the prequels as like the younger brother who had expectations that were way to high because of his kickass older brother and therefore developed personality problems that ended up ruining him on the inside so eventually he let everyone and himself down.

I think viewed in that light, they can be alright.


Well obviously. It's not like the movies were that bad. It's just that I expected a little bit of quality and instead I got 3 movies by the special-effects guy employed by GL.
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suggs wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:I think it helps to understand the prequels as like the younger brother who had expectations that were way to high because of his kickass older brother and therefore developed personality problems that ended up ruining him on the inside so eventually he let everyone and himself down.

I think viewed in that light, they can be alright.


Shit. I knew you went to my school. God i love my brother.


what can i say. If you dont read me going off about the nature of the force, i can sound like a pretty kickass guy.
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Snorri1234 wrote:
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william18 wrote:I don'y know, im just pissed off that your changing the subject with worthless spam.


Uh, no, I wasn't. Zoolander is a movie, the worst fucking movie in history. As this thread is about horrible movies, I posted Zoolander, the worst fucking movie in history. f*ck I hate Zoolander.


Never watched it. But I disagree because I like disagreeing.


Go slap yourself. Zoolander is a godawful film. I hate Hollywood slapstick comedies.
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Post by cajun_tripod »

I agree the release of Episodes I, II and III turned out to be bittersweet.
They kinda suck, but they're still almost like Star Wars. But not really.
In A New Hope Lucas gave us a flawless cast of characters created with
make-up and puppetry. With Phantom Menace he used the latest
computer technology to give us a pile of crap characters that don't look
like they are where they are supposed to be and definitely don't look
like they're in the same world as the human actors.

That being said, I'm sure I saw Superman Returns in the last six months and could not tell you anything about what happened in it.

So, how can new Batman be so good and new Superman so crap?
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But Top Secret-what a CLASSIC :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The Three Amigos :lol: :lol:
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Hands down, its gotta be Napoleon Dynamite

Terrible movie!
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Skoffin wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
Skoffin wrote:
william18 wrote:I don'y know, im just pissed off that your changing the subject with worthless spam.


Uh, no, I wasn't. Zoolander is a movie, the worst fucking movie in history. As this thread is about horrible movies, I posted Zoolander, the worst fucking movie in history. f*ck I hate Zoolander.


Never watched it. But I disagree because I like disagreeing.


Go slap yourself. Zoolander is a godawful film. I hate Hollywood slapstick comedies.


Me too. But there are so many horrendous movies to choose from.

What about Gigli? Or Freddy got fingered? The Adventures of Pluto Nash? White Chicks? Showgirls?
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cajun_tripod wrote:That being said, I'm sure I saw Superman Returns in the last six months and could not tell you anything about what happened in it.
:lol:

Yeah, that was just awfull.
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supersue wrote:Hands down, its gotta be Napoleon Dynamite

Terrible movie!

Haven't seen it, but by the ads for it... yeah, it probably it fucking horrendous.
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Ahh just like Jolee Bindo, one of the only jedi who was extremly lenient to the code but remaind to the light side.
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Skoffin wrote:
supersue wrote:Hands down, its gotta be Napoleon Dynamite

Terrible movie!

Haven't seen it, but by the ads for it... yeah, it probably it fucking horrendous.
I posted it on the first page. :evil:
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
Skoffin wrote:
supersue wrote:Hands down, its gotta be Napoleon Dynamite

Terrible movie!

Haven't seen it, but by the ads for it... yeah, it probably it fucking horrendous.
I posted it on the first page. :evil:


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Zoolander is an awful movie indeed, but somehow it's...good movie as well. Nostalgy.
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Skoffin wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Skoffin wrote:
supersue wrote:Hands down, its gotta be Napoleon Dynamite

Terrible movie!

Haven't seen it, but by the ads for it... yeah, it probably it fucking horrendous.
I posted it on the first page. :evil:


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Post by reminisco »

there's more to life than being really, really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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reminisco wrote:there's more to life than being really, really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.
:?:
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reminisco wrote:there's more to life than being really, really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.



What more is it?????? :shock:
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gigli.
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william18 wrote:
apey wrote:Star wars sucked


Blasphemy!


No, that would be Lord Of The Rings.
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DaGip wrote:
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apey wrote:Star wars sucked


Blasphemy!


No, that would be Lord Of The Rings.

That's a joke right?
The LOTR is regulary votes one of the best series of films.
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Day Of The Triffids.

f*ck my mind almost exploded after watching 20 minutes of it. IT SCREWED UP THE BOOK!
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