If I gave you.....game

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:12 pm

I would use it to write down my poems and short stories.

If I gave you a gift certificate to a store that didn't exist...

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:24 pm

If I gave you airline tickets to anywhere in the world...

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:26 pm

I would go to everywhere in the world.

If I gave you a flag...

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:28 pm

I would ask what it represented.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:30 pm

depends on your definition.

Same question.

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:39 pm

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:14 pm

I wouldn't realize it's value and sell it to the first guy who offered me $50 for it.

If I gave you an album but you didn't like the band (assuming I didn't realize that you didn't like them)...

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:51 pm

id sell it then buy an album i liked

if i told u to jump off a 20 story building otherwise id disconnect ur internet ( so u can go on CC )...

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:58 pm

I'd ask you why your ifs are always mean ones.

If I was in a band you would...

apey · Post by **apey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:01 am

depends on if you were in a good band or not
If I gave you three wishes

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:03 am

I wouldn't know what to wish for and blow my first wish on that.

If a doctor said you only had one more year to live...

apey · Post by **apey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:02 am

I would live it
if I bought you a pony

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:23 am

i would eat it

If i give you the world...

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:30 am

my pockets wouldn't fit it.

If I asked you to love me...

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:26 am

i wouldnt

if i gave u a bowl of candy...

Gypsys Kiss · Post by **Gypsys Kiss** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:04 am

qazwsx12345 wrote:i wouldnt

if i gave u a bowl of candy...

Based on your previous questions, I'd assume it was poisoned and force feed them to you.

If I gave you tickets to any sporting occasion.........

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:49 am

id go to it

If i gave u a million dollars...

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:31 am

id go shopping!!!

if i gave u nothing...

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:04 pm

id do nothing

if i gave u a grenade...

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:12 pm

i'd lob it into a childrens soccer field

if using an emoticon killed 3 people in a 3rd world country...

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:12 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:if using an emoticon killed 3 people in a 3rd world country...

then apey has killed more people than AIDS has.

if i told you the answer is 42....

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:55 pm

42

if i told you that your parents died when you were 7 and you were actually adopted

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:57 pm

id take all the anger off on u and kick ur ass

if i told u to walk through a desert...

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:07 pm

Id make a desert in my yard and walk through it

If I gave you 3 dead babies and a blender

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:36 pm

cena-rules wrote:If I gave you 3 dead babies and a blender

i'd place you under citizens arrest, call the police, and preserve the crime scene as best as possible.

if i vomited on your face from being so grossed out by the last suggestion...