1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

apey · Post by **apey** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:50 pm

Go to electronics hook your camcorder with your home movies to the tvs and play said home movies :twisted:

spearfish · Post by **spearfish** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:20 am

166. Start dancing around and singing Hannah Montana poorly.

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:52 am

167. buy as much as you can, then sell it all for inflated prices just outside the shop.

pmchugh · Post by **pmchugh** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:54 am

168. Get a white blanket cut two eye holes in it and throw it over your head, (you now look like casper) now find a good hiding spot and jump out at old ladies when they pass.

Eigidansei · Post by **Eigidansei** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:53 pm

169. Get 500 small items that are slightly different from each other, and then go through the express lane 25 times, cutting people if needed

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:06 am

run in there with a gun and hold up the store

PyroKid55 · Post by **PyroKid55** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:21 pm

171. get a bunch of monkies together and start a poop fight! (you can join in if necassary)

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:26 pm

172. Paint your toenails with 10 different colors of nail polish.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:30 pm

173. Walk behind the counter of the McDonalds/Subway that's in the store and make yourself whatever you want. Tell any employees that you are a state health inspector.

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:32 pm

174. Double the fudge in your hot fudge sundae.

Eigidansei · Post by **Eigidansei** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:03 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:174. Double the fudge in your hot fudge sundae.

im sorry this is just sad

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:46 pm

Eigidansei wrote:
Snowpepsi wrote:174. Double the fudge in your hot fudge sundae.

im sorry this is just sad

Hey my sundae, my fudge. :evil:

Eigidansei · Post by **Eigidansei** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:47 am

urr u need to be twisted like him -> :twisted:

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:53 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:173. Walk behind the counter of the McDonalds/Subway that's in the store and make yourself whatever you want. Tell any employees that you are a state health inspector.

i tried this before at a maccas....

didnt work though

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:56 am

175. Grab an aisle and make it look like you're "Workin Your Corner"
A friend acting as a pimp would help in the long run.

apey · Post by **apey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:37 am

Act as DDS' pimp bet i could make an easy dollar and that would really make them mad :lol:

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:42 am

here's an easy one

529. go to the sporting goods section, break glass to get to the rifles and shotguns, just over the counter, grab some shells, load up your gun and start killing people.

too graphic?

Thorum · Post by **Thorum** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:29 pm

177. Enter the door

PyroKid55 · Post by **PyroKid55** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:39 pm

178. climb one of the ridiculousely tall display shelves that has tearable items inside, rip all of the contents out so you have a small alcove inside the top shelf, get a buddy to bring over one of those fire-engine crane-like things to use as an elevator and play cards and have a party.....................................or you know you could cover the opening with a piece of cardboard, come down from your perch at night and steal some shotguns and make it look like there was a massacre over night in the wal-mart

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:09 pm

179. Throw tacos at people.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:44 pm

180. Throw burritos at people.

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:44 pm

181. Shit everywhere

william18 · Post by **william18** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:46 pm

182. Ask for a discount

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:50 pm

william18 wrote:182. Ask for a discount

u already said that....
so it should be

william18 wrote:18. Ask for a discount

apey · Post by **apey** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:32 am

get hired as a greeter and feel up all the customers as the walk through the door