You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[The Nile 24]

when you're actually playing the board game and you get mad because you cant use BOB.

[kpolski]

when you've read all these 38 pages and hope to see more posts

[Mr Unbeatable]

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."

I thought that once and i also think of what would map a good CC map well i am at school. But i am not obsessed.

[suggs]

You log in to your Napster account as "Conquer Club"

[jimboston]

when you've read all these 38 pages and hope to see more posts

I was going to say when you read all 38 of these pages because your waiting for your next turn... and you know starting out there will only be like 5 or 6 really funny posts.

[lord voldemort]

when im in hospital with glandular fever the first person i message is skittles saying can u take my turns and post in mafia games ill be away for a week in hospital. true story it happend last week.

when your in church and the preacher says i think i feel someone here is addicted to an internet game and it is blocking him from his calling in life. and you then shift uncomfortably in your chair, also happened last week

[Sir. Ricco]

when im in hospital with glandular fever the first person i message is skittles saying can u take my turns and post in mafia games ill be away for a week in hospital. true story it happend last week.

when your in church and the preacher says i think i feel someone here is addicted to an internet game and it is blocking him from his calling in life. and you then shift uncomfortably in your chair, also happened last week

That last one is funny.

When you got a cut on your index finger but you still post in the forum

[oggiss]

When you think about CC-strategy in your head while you are in school doing mathematics.

[dogstar4god]

when you're trying to get away, and say "and if you'll excuse me, i have to go try to take over the world."

i kinda did that to my mom last week....

[spearfish]

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."

Pretty sure Napoleon got screwed by bad dice.

[nemrehs1]

When u start talking like "I should get an A on this history report because I dominated at this place."

[nemrehs1]

When u start talking like "I should get an A on this history report because I dominated at this place."

Or u can play a map blindfolded and win

[ConanTheConquerr]

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."

HILARIOUS !!!

[nagerous]

When you try and log onto facebook as Nagerous.

[Luvr]

When you are going to bed, and just check to see if anybody has made a turn. Then by chance check the forums, and read nine pages of how addicting CC is, and decide to post that yes you too are addicted. Even as you type that you are addicted you are powerless to stop yourself from typing, and running on.......and on...... and on..................

That just freaked me right out cause well...that's what I'm doing now...

When you typically play 20+ games at once, try to make maps, play and host tournaments, and still occasionally see what people talk about in general.

Guilty...

[MajorRT]

You know you're obsessed with CC when you calculate and make moves, with your laptop, while sitting on the toilet

[owenshooter]

You know you're obsessed with CC when you calculate and make moves, with your laptop, while sitting on the toilet

well... that is pretty standard operating procedure, isn't it?-0

[Timminz]

You know you're obsessed with CC when you calculate and make moves, with your laptop, while sitting on the toilet

well... that is pretty standard operating procedure, isn't it?-0

If only I had a laptop.... Trying to force one out quick, cause you're in a speed game is not recommended. Or, IS recommended.

[gdeangel]

When you are going to bed, and just check to see if anybody has made a turn. Then by chance check the forums, and read nine pages of how addicting CC is, and decide to post that yes you too are addicted. Even as you type that you are addicted you are powerless to stop yourself from typing, and running on.......and on...... and on..................

That just freaked me right out cause well...that's what I'm doing now...

ditto... except, when, by chance, one of your games has come up to your turn while you've been tooling around in forum for an hour, you then take your move, and, instead of wrapping up, you go back to forums to tool around again for another hour, on the off chance one more might turn just might come up while your still online

[Robinette]

You know you're obsessed with CC when you calculate and make moves, with your laptop, while sitting on the toilet

well... that is pretty standard operating procedure, isn't it?-0

either that, or you'll have to have your babysitter take over...

[alcazar]

when you tell your boss to shut the f*** up and wait for a min before you finish your moves.

[clapper011]

when your boyfriend says" you don't spend time with me anymore" ??!!

[blakebowling]

... you stop having Lan Parties and start having CC parties.
... you put down "become the Callouts / Suggestions and Bugs Moderator" as a goal for your ILP
... you have created a forum based on CC
... you have heard someone (in real life) complaining about something that hasn't been done and told them to "eat a banana"
... you photoshop your username green when you take a screenshot from CC
... if you have referred to yourself as Corporal to someone in the Army
... you start comparing people you know on CC to people you know in Real Life

[owenshooter]

you start comparing people you know on CC to people you know in Real Life

no joke, no sarcasm, just a straight up fact. recently at a funeral, jbrettlip leaned over to me and whispered about a woman singing on the stage, "money, that's Wicked." and we both cracked up enough that his wife almost castrated both of us. true story.-0

[jbrettlip]

Dude are you trying to get me banned???? HA HA That was pretty funny though. Not the funeral, but the crazy church we were in....Don't worry Twill, I won't name ANY church here. I don't want to be called a bigot or a racist again.