king of the hill

Sir. Benjamin · Post by **Sir. Benjamin** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:26 am

Basicaly this is a pure spam thread, it goes like this, one person has control of the hill and the person below must take it from them, and so on, here's a example.

Him: I Run up the hill, My Hill!

Her: I hit you on the head with a mallet and you roll down, My Hill!

I'll start it off

I run up the hill

My hill!

blizzard(s) · Post by **blizzard(s)** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:28 am

you fall down

My Hill!

Sir. Benjamin · Post by **Sir. Benjamin** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:31 am

I nuke you

My Hill!

Bad Speler · Post by **Bad Speler** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:37 am

I Bomb the hill.

My crater.

Sir. Benjamin · Post by **Sir. Benjamin** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:39 am

I rebuild the hill on top of you

My Hill

blizzard(s) · Post by **blizzard(s)** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:43 am

Jumps from a plane and lands on top of you.

My hill!

Sir. Benjamin · Post by **Sir. Benjamin** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:47 am

i drive up the hill with my tank and squash you

My Hill!

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:17 am

I take my pillow and stab you

My Hill!

Sir. Benjamin · Post by **Sir. Benjamin** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:52 am

i send an army up the hill to shoot you

My Hill!

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:54 am

i trip on the way up the hill and dont make it

still your hill

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:54 am

I come sit by you, you have to leave because of the stench.

My hill.

Post by **Evil Semp** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:20 am

I send my lawyer with an evictin notice.

MY HILL

dussle · Post by **dussle** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:42 pm

I hire someone to shoot your lawyer. My hill, and my assassin gets the little ledge on one side.

Rook38 · Post by **Rook38** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:46 pm

bring back foutballfreek15!!!

Ham · Post by **Ham** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:52 pm

I get in a speedo and charge up the hill. You run like a little girl.
My speedo blinds your assasin with its brightness.

MY HILL

Sir. Benjamin · Post by **Sir. Benjamin** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:01 pm

i push you

My Hill

Post by **Evil Semp** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:38 pm

I a a weebil. we wobble but don't fall down.

My Hill

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:28 pm

My pickachu uses thunderwave and paralyses you, then my magikarp uses spash and you faint.

My Hill

Sir. Benjamin · Post by **Sir. Benjamin** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:58 pm

I slap you and your pokemon silly and you run away crying

My Hill!

Herakilla · Post by **Herakilla** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:27 pm

i run up the hill and run 62 circles around you, you then get dizzy and fall down hill into a mine field and blow up, then the entrails get caught in air by seaguls to be eating and pooped out on the four corners of the earth

MY HILL!

Sir. Benjamin · Post by **Sir. Benjamin** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:31 pm

by the way, it doesn't matter how many times you die you always respawn.

A tree falls on you

My Hill!

Murph808 · Post by **Murph808** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:32 pm

I bitch slap you and knock into the next continent!!!!!!

My Hill

Herakilla · Post by **Herakilla** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:33 pm

i aim a rocket launcher at you but suddenly a wind blows it off and i shoot a blimp which then blows up and crashes on you thus turning you into ashes

MY HILL!

Sir. Benjamin · Post by **Sir. Benjamin** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:34 pm

I send a super ninja spartan warrior up the hill to finish you

My Hill!

Herakilla · Post by **Herakilla** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:35 pm

i act like a mime and create a "wall", you then charge me and crash into said wall, while you lie down on the ground i sic a 300 pound dog on you and after he eats you i burn him to ashes