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Post by hecter »

Tyr wrote:big red spot on it?

you should really see a doctor about that

Dude, that joke has been done like, three times already...
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Post by Tyr »

hecter wrote:
Tyr wrote:big red spot on it?

you should really see a doctor about that

Dude, that joke has been done like, three times already...


i figured.

how bout mostly gas?
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Post by -ShadySoul- »

Tyr wrote:
hecter wrote:
Tyr wrote:big red spot on it?

you should really see a doctor about that

Dude, that joke has been done like, three times already...


i figured.

how bout mostly gas?


been done already

read teh thread
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My dick is black and blue from the comet that got caught in its gravitational field.
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Post by HungrySomali »

unriggable wrote:
suggs wrote:Never mind how far-there ARE girls out there? 8)


Depends how far you are willing to go to consider things girls.

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I'd hit it.
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Post by -ShadySoul- »

go for it, she is all yours :D
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Post by kerntheconkerer »

RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?

...that just slammed the joke back at ya :wink:
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-ShadySoul- wrote:go for it, (s)he(male) is all yours :D


Fixed.
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Post by CrazyAnglican »

Ah Unriggable beat me to it!

I was going to say everybody has seen it, but nobody really wants to get that close to it.
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Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!
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Post by Frigidus »

Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


We're having an intelleegent konversation here, nothing to be worried about.
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lol
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Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


This thread is almost as long as my cock!
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Post by unriggable »

DaGip wrote:
Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


This thread is almost as long as my cock!


It's very short - look at the bottom left:

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

|------------------|
About 1.06 in.
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unriggable wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


This thread is almost as long as my cock!


It's very short - look at the bottom left:

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

|------------------|
About 1.06 in.


Hey! It's the motion...
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Post by ignotus »

DaGip wrote:
unriggable wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


This thread is almost as long as my cock!


It's very short - look at the bottom left:

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

|------|
About 0.66 in.


Hey! It's the motion...


And not in the direction he wants. :roll: :twisted:
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Post by DaGip »

ignotus wrote:
DaGip wrote:
unriggable wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


This thread is almost as long as my cock!


It's very short - look at the bottom left:

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

|------|
About 0.66 in.


Hey! It's the motion...


And not in the direction he wants. :roll: :twisted:


In the bottle of shampoo I go...
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