I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

Plutoman · Post by **Plutoman** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:29 pm

got tonkaed wrote:i have an impression that far too many people took this thread seriously.

Well, if he's asking for advice, I'm willing to give it to him.

It doesn't appear like the convo was faked, imo.

Phobia · Post by **Phobia** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:03 pm

Do not ever say "Please Respond" again :lol:

"XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:21 PM): nice talking to you
mybrotherisdu (6:45:23 PM): Oh. "

... :roll:

And you respond way too fast as well.

Makari · Post by **Makari** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:04 pm

Tits or GTFO.

isJESUSblack? · Post by **isJESUSblack?** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:27 pm

misterman10 wrote:
SnakeySnakey wrote:mybrotherisdu (6:28:38 PM): What's up, this is Nick from trig class.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:02 PM): oh heyy nick!
mybrotherisdu (6:30:11 PM): Need any help with math?
mybrotherisdu (6:30:19 PM): Or getting an orgasm?
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:54 PM): nah i get it now
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:59 PM): thx to you
XXXXXXXXXX (6:31:02 PM): =)
mybrotherisdu (6:31:20 PM): I do what I can.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:32:15 PM): haha
mybrotherisdu (6:32:26 PM): So, what's up?
mybrotherisdu (6:33:09 PM): Are your parents home?
mybrotherisdu (6:35:47 PM): Please respond. I'm fucking horny right now.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:35:56 PM): Oh really?
mybrotherisdu (6:36:56 PM): Is your internet lagging? We can chat in person then.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:37:00 PM): for a monday atl east
mybrotherisdu (6:37:02 PM): Today's not monday Fucker. It's Thursday
XXXXXXXXXX (6:37:39 PM): no im just a lil busy atm
mybrotherisdu (6:37:50 PM): I'll come over and help then
XXXXXXXXXX (6:38:12 PM): lol nah its ok
XXXXXXXXXX (6:38:18 PM): nothing major
mybrotherisdu (6:38:26 PM): Oh. You want to come to my house?
mybrotherisdu (6:45:03 PM): Hey, well btw I just measured my dick. It's 10 inches... in cirumference
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:13 PM): heyy i gtg
mybrotherisdu (6:45:14 PM): OK, see you in about 10 minutes
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:21 PM): nice talking to you
mybrotherisdu (6:45:23 PM): Oh, we'll be doing more than just talking when you get here
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:26 PM): bye
mybrotherisdu (6:45:34 PM): Well I'll see you soon. P.S.: I'm naked and horny!
XXXXXXXXXX signed off at 6:45:36 PM

I edited it to what it should have been like.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Makari · Post by **Makari** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:29 pm

riggable · Post by **riggable** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:26 pm

Alright I just had a talk with an old crush, I thought I'd post my conversation with her, so you guys can make fun of me just like you made fun of snakey.(Btw I have a girlfriend, and this is a girl I had a crush on, like, 4 years ago, so nothing is going to happen between us anyways)

XXXXXXXXXX (12:40:21 PM): I haven't talked to you in forever!
Riggable (12:40:28 PM): heyy!
XXXXXXXXXX (12:40:32 PM): whats up!
Riggable (12:40:51 PM): not much, just relaxing, how about you?
XXXXXXXXXX (12:40:58 PM): not cleaning my roomm
Riggable (12:41:09 PM): sounds fun
XXXXXXXXXX (12:41:27 PM): aye
Riggable (12:41:34 PM): have you seen eastern promises?
XXXXXXXXXX(12:41:43 PM): yes
Riggable (12:41:51 PM): i'm watching it right now, its really good
XXXXXXXXXX (12:41:56 PM): I know! I like it
XXXXXXXXXX (12:42:04 PM): I like vigo mortenson
Riggable (12:42:13 PM): yeah he's an amazing actor
XXXXXXXXXX (12:42:24 PM): aye
Riggable (12:42:36 PM): man when the kid got killed at the soccer game, I was so sad
XXXXXXXXXX (12:42:47 PM): yeah
Riggable (12:43:15 PM): have you seen the new movie, there will be blood?
Riggable (12:43:21 PM): i'm seeing it tommorow, it looks really good to
XXXXXXXXXX (12:43:31 PM): no,
Riggable (12:44:01 PM): i've been sort of on a movie kick the last couple weeks, since I told myself to try going straight edge for the next month, I haven't been sure what to do with myself
XXXXXXXXXX (12:44:30 PM): why would you do that!?
Riggable (12:44:46 PM): I was drinking and smoking too much for my own good
Riggable (12:45:00 PM): I basically wasn't sober throughout any of the weekend, and some of teh school week
XXXXXXXXXX (12:45:14 PM): ah
Riggable (12:45:36 PM): not the worst thing in the world, but I thought I'll just lay off for a little, you know
XXXXXXXXXX (12:45:43 PM): yeah
XXXXXXXXXX (12:46:08 PM): i smoked for the first time in 1-2 weeks last night, and wasvery high and very happy
Riggable (12:46:31 PM): haha yeah thats another thing, it will be so much more fun when I get to start smoking again
Riggable (12:48:18 PM): hey, do you still go to [Name of her Highshool]
XXXXXXXXXX (12:49:48 PM): yyppers
Riggable (12:50:13 PM): nice
XXXXXXXXXX (12:50:27 PM): haha yeah
XXXXXXXXXX 12:50:37 PM): its.... ending soon
Riggable (12:51:02 PM): thank god, hmm
XXXXXXXXXX (12:51:21 PM): yes
Riggable (12:51:35 PM): did you apply to college?
XXXXXXXXXX (12:51:44 PM): nope, year off
Riggable (12:51:56 PM): sweet deal, I sort of had a feeling thats what you would say
Riggable (12:52:04 PM): are you going travel or just stick around?
XXXXXXXXXX (12:52:05 PM): haha, hopefully travel, some volenteering stuff ect
Riggable (12:53:03 PM): thats sweet
XXXXXXXXXX (12:53:09 PM): yeah
XXXXXXXXXX (12:53:17 PM): you apply/where?
Riggable (12:53:32 PM): yeah i did, I was toying with the idea of taking a year off, but then I decided against it
Riggable (12:54:02 PM): I applied to a bunch of places: [The list of colleges I applied to goes here]
XXXXXXXXXX (12:54:35 PM): i reconize some stoner school there, haha
Riggable (12:54:54 PM): hahah yeah [college] and [college] and University of [college] are all pretty stoner schools
Riggable (12:54:59 PM): so, hopefully, I'll fit right in
XXXXXXXXX (12:55:01 PM): yewah
XXXXXXXXX (12:55:03 PM): haha
XXXXXXXXX (12:55:13 PM): i have some friends are at those colleges and they love it
Riggable (12:55:25 PM): oh cool
Riggable (12:55:39 PM): You talking about Sid and Matt? They god there, I think. I got drunk with them a couple weeks ago, good times.
XXXXXXXXXX(12:56:55 PM): yesh, goood kids
Riggable (12:57:26 PM): yup
Riggable (12:57:44 PM): well i gotta go, we should chill at some point
Riggable (12:57:48 PM): though
XXXXXXXXXX (12:57:55 PM): deff, k, ciao
Riggable (12:58:06 PM): oh, i got a cell phone, finally
XXXXXXXXXX (12:58:12 PM): omg
XXXXXXXXXX (12:58:13 PM): number?
Riggable (12:58:26 PM): yeah yeah, alright
Riggable (12:58:33 PM): [my cellphone number goes here]
XXXXXXXXXX (12:59:08 PM): you have mine?
Riggable (12:59:17 PM): nope, i dont think so
XXXXXXXXXX (12:59:27 PM): [her cellphone number goes here]
Riggable (1:00:03 PM): cool
Riggable (1:00:10 PM): i'll give you a call at some point
XXXXXXXXXX (1:00:15 PM): good.
XXXXXXXXXX(1:00:17 PM): haha
Riggable (1:00:21 PM): probably preferably when i start doing drugs again hmm?
XXXXXXXXXX (1:00:29 PM): haha,ok.
Riggable (1:00:34 PM): excelent
Riggable (1:00:38 PM): alright cya later
XXXXXXXXXX (1:00:42 PM): ciao'

Its a little long, so sorry. So what do you think, hmm? I thought I handled it rather well, but you shouldn't be afraid to say I acted like a dousche(its not unheard of)
And, you can rate it from 1-10 like with snakey.

And just remember, nothing is going to happen between us regardless of aanything, this is just a conversation with a girl I used to like a lot, and haven't seen or talked to in months.

sweet.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:31 pm

Riggable, that's wrong, mustve been like two years ago (there are some things in there I could use as a timeframe).

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:34 pm

You guys should be banging in 5 days.

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:35 pm

better than snakeys and ive never heard of that movie.

do some drunk dialing

gannable · Post by **gannable** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:18 pm

sorry kid but you came off way too needy. I dont think she's interested.

If I sound harsh its only because I can speak from experience. I've made the same mistakes

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:24 pm

Snakey, my advice follows.
You should know that its been about an ICE AGE since i had a girl, so you may well consider my advice to be as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
Fair play to yer.
Basically, be interseted in the girl, and what SHE is doing.
Don't ask her twenty questions, but most of the conversation should be about her, not you.
Keep it fairly light, and crack a few jokes if you are feeling brave. But careful with jokes-its not a stand up comedy act. Just making them laugh is a good start, perhaps a (mildly) self deprecating story about yourself-but dont ramble on for to long.
KEEP HER TALKING ABOUT HERSELF- thats the key.
And try and be confident and relaxed. Easier said than done i know.

Sorry if i have come accross as a patronising arse, but girls are KEY.
Good luck!

Jdogg · Post by **Jdogg** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:59 pm

riggable wrote:Riggable (12:41:09 PM): sounds fun
XXXXXXXXXX (12:41:27 PM): aye

What is she, a pirate?

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:06 pm

Jdogg wrote:
riggable wrote:Riggable (12:41:09 PM): sounds fun
XXXXXXXXXX (12:41:27 PM): aye

What is she, a pirate?

She would've said "arrrrr" then.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:13 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Jdogg wrote:
riggable wrote:Riggable (12:41:09 PM): sounds fun
XXXXXXXXXX (12:41:27 PM): aye

What is she, a pirate?

She would've said "arrrrr" then.

...or ahoy! :roll:

krusher · Post by **krusher** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:19 pm

sorry to brake it to you but it seamed like she wasn't that interested on what you have to say, she kept cuting you off or not even responding, I got the feeling like she got annoyed by you but didn't want to push you aside incase she ever needs help again lol... don't know m8 I would say forget about that hoe and find someone who cares about you enough to respond to your IM's.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:30 pm

Here's my first conversation :roll:

Unriggable (5:15:22 PM): Hey, hows it going?
Unriggable (5:19:50 PM): Hello?

The point is, we really don't give a shit.

Plutoman · Post by **Plutoman** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:35 pm

I just skipped convos and talked to them over the phone myself

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:37 pm

Plutoman wrote:I just skipped convos and talked to them over the phone myself

Its bold, its brash, its a BALL BUSTINGLY good idea

But tis a pipe dream :cry:

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:38 pm

I need a wank over that.

Plutoman · Post by **Plutoman** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:40 pm

I figured instead of walking up and asking for an msn, just ask for a phone number instead

Since you have to ask them for something anyways... might as well go for the better stuff <_<

Not so much a pipe dream

Actually, looking on my phone I now have like 17 girls on it O.o

>_>
<_<

I'm thinking I won't tell my girlfriend that

Jdogg · Post by **Jdogg** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:55 pm

Plutoman wrote:Actually, looking on my phone I now have like 17 girls on it O.o

hmmmm..... let me guess...
your mom, your sister, your grandma, your aunt...

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:58 pm

Big woop! Who actually counts the amount of girls they have in their phone book?

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:03 pm

Jdogg wrote:
Plutoman wrote:Actually, looking on my phone I now have like 17 girls on it O.o

hmmmm..... let me guess...
your mom, your sister, your grandma, your aunt...

Plutoman · Post by **Plutoman** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:09 pm

firth4eva wrote:
Jdogg wrote:
Plutoman wrote:Actually, looking on my phone I now have like 17 girls on it O.o

hmmmm..... let me guess...
your mom, your sister, your grandma, your aunt...

Not quite >.>

But it made me lol anyways

I counted them because I was made curious while reading this thread >.>

Stymie · Post by **Stymie** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:39 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Oh dear.

You read my mind.....

I just had my first AIM conversation with a girl I like

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