This is an option every Christian should consider

[MeDeFe]

Microsoft is pure mammon, we all know that, if the devil can appear on earth in the form of a company, Microsoft is the likeliest candidate.

And do their products cater to your special interests? No, not in the least. A bug-ridden OS that will only attract viruses that link you to porn sites and other filth when you want to indulge yourself with some edifying pastime (like conquering the world) or engage in deep discussions with either those of your faith or with those not of it, this very forum is a striking example of how civil and factual these discussions can be.


But what's the solution?
The solution is Jesux, a free, open source, Christianity themed operating system. By Christians, for Christians.


I came across this Linux distribution when trying to choose which one I should use, and I didn't want to let this pass without telling you. [size=0]Yes I know that it's a joke, you don't need to tell me, I want to know how long it takes someone else to figure it out, not long I guess since it's pretty old already. Anyway since I'm writing so small that noone can read it anyway I might as well post anything, like one of my favourite poems.
Alone, by E.A. Poe

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.


Not bad for someone who's completely cuckoo. Of course, he shares that trait with a small host of other writers, Nikolai Gogol for example. A pity there isn't a list of insane authors on Wikipedia...

I could write more but I'm off to meet some friends and have a few beers, you may envy me if you like, I won't mind.[/size]

[suggs]

Although Bill Gates does give loads of cash to charity, so its not all bad.
Anything designed by Chrisitians I imagine will be AN UTTER JOKE.
With respect to your faith, which i find very convincing.

[Makari]

I expected the first post to say suicide :\

[isJESUSblack?]

I expected the first post to say suicide :\

lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.

[OnlyAmbrose]

This page last updated Wednesday, September 29, 1999, 13:51:07 PDT

A little old

But funny nonetheless

[Makari]

I expected the first post to say suicide :\

lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.

Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>

[Gregrios]

I expected the first post to say suicide :\

lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.

Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>

If you go by that logic, you must be fictional as well. I see your words but no face. You must not exsist.

[brooksieb]

im a christian but i love microsoft

[V1RU5]

I expected the first post to say suicide :\

lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.

Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>

If you go by that logic, you must be fictional as well. I see your words but no face. You must not exsist.

lolwut?

[heavycola]

im a christian but i love microsoft

Then i fear the antichrist has you. It is happening just as youtube™ predicted.

[Haggis_McMutton]

I expected the first post to say suicide :\

lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.

Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>

If you go by that logic, you must be fictional as well. I see your words but no face. You must not exsist.

Indeed, because the only 2 logical stances are to either believe only what i see with my own eyes(my computer and printer, and I`m quite sure an hour ago the pizza boy existed too, not sure if he stills exists now cause i can no longer see him), or believe everything anyone ever came up with(all hail the mighty Leprechauns).

There`s absolutely no middle ground ...

[jiminski]

I expected the first post to say suicide :\

lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.

Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>

Dangermouse is white

[heavycola]

I expected the first post to say suicide :\

lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.

Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>

Dangermouse is white

And Penfold was clearly Asian. It's colonialism writ large.

[TheWilbz]

You guys like the quote pyramids a little too much >_>

[V1RU5]

I expected the first post to say suicide :\

lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.

Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>

Dangermouse is white

And Penfold was clearly Asian. It's colonialism writ large.

Wilbz... what are you talking about... quotes..? where? >_>

[TheWilbz]

Whats Mak doing getting into debates that arent about Mantraining?

[unriggable]

That's pretty funny. Almost as good as Christ Chex, the snack food for godlovers.

Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>

If you go by that logic, you must be fictional as well. I see your words but no face. You must not exsist.

We aren't going to go into how wrong you are since this is a thread that's funny...

[volfan]

Yes I know that it's a joke, you don't need to tell me, I want to know how long it takes someone else to figure it out, not long I guess since it's pretty old already. Anyway since I'm writing so small that noone can read it anyway I might as well post anything, like one of my favourite poems.
Alone, by E.A. Poe

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.


Not bad for someone who's completely cuckoo. Of course, he shares that trait with a small host of other writers, Nikolai Gogol for example. A pity there isn't a list of insane authors on Wikipedia...

I could write more but I'm off to meet some friends and have a few beers, you may envy me if you like, I won't mind.

Like you?

[Frigidus]

Yes I know that it's a joke, you don't need to tell me, I want to know how long it takes someone else to figure it out, not long I guess since it's pretty old already.

I honestly thought this was real at first. It's not so much that I'm gullible as that I've seen religion pump out stuff much more ridiculous than this. I mean, come on, they have churches where they just tard out for a few hours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkf7DpnnNck&feature=related

Can you blame me?

[MeDeFe]

Yes I know that it's a joke, you don't need to tell me, I want to know how long it takes someone else to figure it out, not long I guess since it's pretty old already. Anyway since I'm writing so small that noone can read it anyway I might as well post anything, like one of my favourite poems.
Alone, by E.A. Poe

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.


Not bad for someone who's completely cuckoo. Of course, he shares that trait with a small host of other writers, Nikolai Gogol for example. A pity there isn't a list of insane authors on Wikipedia...

I could write more but I'm off to meet some friends and have a few beers, you may envy me if you like, I won't mind.

Like you?

Not completely, but partially, and it's about time someone finds the quote button and drags the rest of my post into the sunlight. Now who'll bring a wooden stake and a hammer?