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Blitzaholic wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:
Then you say: When you fell from heaven, lol. Used this one a couple of times and its worked :|, lol.


That worked? :shock:



ron has girls flocking to him all over :lol:
probably woulda worked on a twelve year old
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Dancing Mustard wrote:"Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"
Ha ha. We have a running joke at my place of employment that broaches that subject.
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"Hi, would you like to get married for the weekend?"


"Can we skip the pleasantries and pretend I just said something charming and witty?"


The only one that ever actually worked for me though is

"Hi, how are you?"
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CrazyAnglican wrote:The only one that ever actually worked for me though is

"Hi, how are you?"


Same here.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

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" If I could re-write the alphabet I would put u and i together"

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice"



got them from a commercial.
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"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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Snorri1234 wrote:I believe that honesty is the most important part of a relationship. Ironic that I'm using these very words to try and trick you into sucking my cock.


hehe.
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Nice legs, what time they open?

Is that a ladder in your tights or is it the stairway to heaven?
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Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

Hi my name is Norse Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
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Norse wrote:Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

Hi my name is Norse Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.


under that logic...you should be seeking out girls who dont have teeth either right?
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Ronaldinho wrote:Are you alright?


then they'll probally answer like what?!



Then you say: When you fell from heaven, lol. Used this one a couple of times and its worked :|, lol.

It actually goes like...
Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven?
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got tonkaed wrote:
Norse wrote:Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

Hi my name is Norse Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.


under that logic...you should be seeking out girls who dont have teeth either right?


No.

I'm looking to improve my genetic teeth.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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ah...point taken.
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did you pass gas? cause you blew me away.
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If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it when my friend used this line. "You have a lovely forehead". And he went home with her. :shock:
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Nickbaldwin wrote:Nice legs, what time they open?

Is that a ladder in your tights or is it the stairway to heaven?



:lol: too funny
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do you kiss as good as you look .
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"Yes "
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personally i just feel like that last one is open to scandelous comebacks.

"Do you kiss as good as you look?"

"well yeah...but i (expletive) even better"
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"I'm a complete cunt, can i see yours?" worked once for me.
Norse wrote:But, alas, you are all cock munching rent boys, with an IQ that would make my local spaco clinic blush.
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suggs wrote:"I'm a complete cunt, can i see yours?" worked once for me.


im gonna guess in that situation, you probably could have said just about anything and it would have worked.
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Snorri1234 wrote:Image


xkcd <3
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CrazyAnglican wrote:The only one that ever actually worked for me though is

"Hi, how are you?"


Had to preface it with an "excuse me" in most cases.
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Worst pick up lines? It sound better in Croatian:


I.
Guy: Your father must be a terrorist.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because he made such a BOMB!


II.
Guy: You drooped a paper.
Girl: What paper?
Guy: The paper in which you were wrapped, my candy!


III.
Guy: Your feet must really hurt you by now.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you walked all night in my dreams.
heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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got tonkaed wrote:
suggs wrote:"I'm a complete cunt, can i see yours?" worked once for me.


im gonna guess in that situation, you probably could have said just about anything and it would have worked.


she cost eighty quid.
Norse wrote:But, alas, you are all cock munching rent boys, with an IQ that would make my local spaco clinic blush.
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