when i first became conqueror, i shed a tear.

it was not a tear of joy, but one of searing, intense pain... for i had dethroned the king.

when the king gave me a special star, or certificate, or something, i shed another tear... for the king was the people's conqueror.

when i lost that thing ...

CERTAINLY TRUE KING_BURPS AND I WOULD GO FURTHER TO SAY THAT HERE IN THE UNITED STATES OF YOMERICA WE SHOULD REALLY SHOOT ANYONE THAT HASN'T COME THROUGH THE CLUB BOYBAND PROGRAM ESPECIALLY ALL THE GIRLS BECAUSE THERE IS MUCH TO LEARNED EVEN THOUGH ALL OF IT IS IMPORTED FROM CHINA THESE DAYS ...

Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, but MC & The Monster Truck Gang has one of the best videos of all time!

Somebody had to say it.



TOO RIGHT. we didn't crush those hordes in that square for nothing! they laughed at our so-called show and so we crushed them good ...

can anyone make a short resumé about all the drama going on?

No problem Gary, it's been a minute. Good to see you're still doing well and how's that bum knee been treating you? Better I hope, now let me see if I can paraphrase all of this madness for you. Although someone else will have to fill ...

need i remind everyone...

you can't slip on an accurate slope

your a moron.

such hurtful, emotionally stultifying, words should never be hurled from your throne upon perspicacity hill, stephen wayne.

could you take a break from your intense guitar sessions to cut the common forum clod a break? we're hurting down here already, and being morons we have no ...

Stephen Wayne wrote:

King_Herpes wrote:
And what better way to express our need for basic human touch than to flatter a person?

I think i can come up with at least 747 better ways.

1. flatten a person

what are the other 746?

Rabbyzy's latest project with Seul, shit's hot lava son

With cut master rabbi(the microphone checker a.k.a. the microphone wrecker) on the 1's and 2's, the boundaries in which we frame our upcoming paradigm are limitless. I want you all in on this musical dynasty, and I vow to share all royalties ...

well, well, here i was all alone on christmas day (i don't celebrate it... nothing against christ, but i am anti-birthday), and i could swear i heard...

the siren call...

of the genetically deformed siren-king, the king of souls, the keeper of minds, the universal hush puppy himself...

king ...

If you had just told everyone that you were going to change the types of games that you played going for medals you wouldn't have raised any eyebrows. But you said you were going to "legally point dump" and then there were games that look like you tanked.

I really don't like to disclose the ...

Why is rabbiton not on the scoreboard? He should be second. Do you have to be premium to be on the scoreboard?

you have to have taken a turn in the last 30 days...which he has not

and i don't like taking turns to be honest, i find it offensive and tantamount to game throwing.

the other reason ...

Why is rabbiton not on the scoreboard? He should be second. Do you have to be premium to be on the scoreboard?

you have to have taken a turn in the last 30 days...which he has not

and i don't like taking turns to be honest, i find it offensive and tantamount to game throwing.

the other reason ...

Blitzaholic was President?

-Sully

yes, he was. only for one term though. you might recall him by his alias "Jimmy Carter".

so, with one successful term under his belt, and the stress and strain of his CC career on hold, what better time for blitz to make another run at the top job? this time ...

How would you feel if CC were to increase % of the winning outcome for the attacker by ... 5% or 10%? For both you and your opponents?

Just thinking out loud. I, myself, would prefer to win more rolls when I see them rather than rely on my opponents rolls.

I think people would complain even more ...

Isn't the odds determined by the odds of the dice. How would one be able to ajdust the odds by a specific percentage?

through the magic of...

DICE MANIPULATION

sure, it's way harder than just going with simple random, and sure it runs counter to any plausible business rationale, but the payoff ...

Isn't the odds determined by the odds of the dice. How would one be able to ajdust the odds by a specific percentage?

through the magic of...

DICE MANIPULATION

sure, it's way harder than just going with simple random, and sure it runs counter to any plausible business rationale, but the payoff ...

Just want to know why people whine so much about the odds. Maybe they wanted to increased them in the end. Who knows.

your options to reduce dice complaints are to change the chance of winning an attack to:

A) 100%
B) 0%

personally i prefer option B.

under this option we can change the ...

Robinette wrote:.
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Where's BLITZAHOLIC* ?





Is he playing a hiding game?

Is he afraid to show himself?

Does he have a plan?

Will he stay in hiding?


Inquiring minds what to know

self-raptured?

Seeing how lack amazingly implemented a cool new dice stats feature, I doubt there will be many new dice threads. I have come here to say farewell to all those hilariously good times trolling the "What's Up with the Dice?" threads. Goodbye fellow threads! We will miss you! (or not)

yes for sure ...

Where has rabbiton gone..new mystery to me..not listed on the scoreboard, damn hard to stay conquerer

86

when Blitz descended to walk amongst us i was one of the lucky few who was saved. only the empty carcass of my user now haunts these forums, whereas my spirit has been raptured into heaven ...

You all are so funny , I really like to read your post so I can laugh and know you don't much about me . If you did you would shut your trap . Go listen to Uriah Heep sing Look at yourself . Then type what you see go ahead lie to yourself and me . Other than that I don't care one bit what you say ...

Rabbiton...stop thinking about your micro-crotch and come back and post, you disinclined mump!!

I was looking forward to verse two. Verse one has had me bopping along for the last two days...

F*ck the PAP, deflate the Yen, I got a hankering for the bottoms of young men.
Don't you know wok time ...

So recently I got a warning for "point dumping" because

These recent public post that I have read in the forums has shown that you intentionally lowered your rank to achieve a certain score so that you can be a "normal player" again coming from being a Conqueror.

Now I will admit that I have ...

The king is back and all the jealous punks open up their wuss mouth and hide behind their monitors . I for one am glad he is back so i can read all the poor babies in cc cry to mommy Blitz is back , and then all the babies can comfort each other . I know how they can all get together and have a ...

Mr Changsha wrote:Is that a rather desperate attempt to claim victory I see?

Poor Rabbiton...are you actually trying to win?

Silly boy...it seems you have entirely missed the point.

no way MC Chopstick, i'm just trying to get you to sing your "poor rabbiton" siren song one more time.