Chickens! That what the farmers want to gather, but they don't when the hens come home. For the foxes follow them, and Satan in their wake, bringing copious slices of pizza in his bag of no particular colour. The pizza, oh the pizza! Ham and treacle pizza padded with honey soaked bread rolls. But ...

You are all terribly deluded. Angels are not slaves, they are God's friends. Oops said too much. Never mind, you're all too mother fucking reality blinkered to realise what the f*ck I am saying anyway. But you shall see next year when the Messiah rises. He's gonna blow your fucking socks off our ...

No one seems bothered that OP stated an intent to rape small children.

No, I said I intended to soul rape children and torture small animals. There was no mention of small children. Some people read things as they want them to be. You are clearly one of these demented fools. But the Messiah is ...

No, the Joker is merely a crude copy of myself. I haunted the nightmares of the Joker's creator from early childhood, and he drew what he thought was the exact likeness of myself. The truth is he was a deluded prick, and he could never accurately capture my dark majesty in a million years of his ...

No, that is a photo of myself. I am a demon of Hell who the Messiah took pity on and redeemed with his glorious soul essence, and thus I became his loyal servant and spokes person. I was planning on spending next year soul raping children and torturing small animals, but my plans have now changed ...

Hi all

Please can you do me a favour and copy and paste the paragraph below onto every forum you frequent, and ask everyone else there to do the same. Cheers.

Lay low and tremble, O Demons of Hell, for the Messiah walks through the Shadow of the Valley of Death and he fears no evil. Rejoice, O ...

Introduction
Hello and welcome to Scorba's Tacticus Escalatus, a strategy guide for escalating games of five or more players.

I am normally an extremely lazy and often stoned individual. So why is it that I have taken the time and gone to the immense effort of writing this guide to escalating ...

Head shop

stripey horse

Hate

Concise description:

⋅ I would like to be able to play 2 player team games, with one player taking control of all of a teams colours.

Specifics/Details:

⋅ Nothing more to add.

How this will benefit the site and/or other comments:

⋅ I like to play one on ...

blue monkey nuts

A single button , clutter?! What are you talking about?

Only people with the attention span of a goldfish would be distracted by such a button.

Concise description:

⋅ Advance Zero armies button

Specifics/Details:

⋅ I want an advance 0 armies button! Generally speaking, you will for the most part advance all your armies or none at all. Why force players to pull down the menu and scroll up to zero, when this ...

Concise description:

⋅ The ability to hide maps which are of no interest to you

Specifics/Details:

⋅  There are now a vast number of maps on the site and scrolling through them to find the ones I want to play is a time consuming chore. I would like the ability to hide ...

Bludgeon

The legendary Dugcarr, the Stache invasion, Wicked, only 10 or so maps.....good times

3.8 planets for me. So if we cull the world's population by 75%, I can continue living my life in peace with few negative affects on the environment. Works for me.

protein.

If it wasn't on Legendary you ain't finished shit, son.

ruffle

Wigan Athletic are victorious! Nice to retire from the site with a tourney win.

We've won one game, they are going to win the other so we'll need another decider.

Our semi was 1-1, so we need a decider.

gfy