Thanks to all who played and thanks for hosting the tourney.

freakns wrote:FU Dako, COF, Fenrir...

Now I don't want to join Otpisani anymore, Freak, which is a real pity because I'd feel pretty special being the only guy in a clan full of ladies.

A Handful of Sixes would have been a more clever name. Just sayin'.

I enjoyed playing in this war, guys. It was fun chatting with you, especially jtille. He's funny sometimes.

I think a lot of it has to do with a good player not relying on, say, a 6v10 to win a card. Yet every now and then some clown will try the improbable such as that and get away with it and you're left thinking "Well that's just bloody ridiculous".

Last week I had a dubs game with Cat where a guy ...

TOFU are the most serious troublemakers to clan world ever.
1. Two times withdrawing from competition (ACC1, CL5) like no other clan did.
2. The biggest sitting abuse ever where the whole clan participated actively or passively, because it was proven in the case that CoF was bragging in TOFU ...

you can soon expect Fenrir to show up and try redirect all the attention to himself actually... although, he might change a clan or two while posting, so not sure in which thread his message will end up

I was just about to ask if I could join Otpisani, actually. I've been inside you so often I ...

Seulessliathan wrote:

Master Fenrir wrote: 1 v. 1 Doodle?

Game 4720026 he is afraid of that map^^

2009-04-20 13:50:49 - ahunda: ups, das fenster refreshed nicht mehr

What did I refresh?

I saw that game once before. He was lurking in a Doodle I had against Farang and brought it up. Game 6575110 That was why I made the Doodle joke.

Congrats, dude. You're definitely one of the best players I've had the pleasure of gaming with and you're well-deserving of conqueror. 1 v. 1 Doodle?

people...not understanding my sense of humor

Now, though, I'm starting to wonder if the real reason that they got upset is because they also misinterpreted my posts as disclosures of having a small dick, and it shattered a few dreams.

p.s what i said about penis wasnt ACTUALLY about penis ...

MF is definitely the shit, he should post more often!
A few months or so ago, I received several PMs in the course of a week or two from people who, not understanding my sense of humor, got upset with what I thought were purely humorous posts. Thinking that they probably represented a larger group ...

josko.ri wrote:like some kid pointing fingers to other kid and say I have fruits, you dont have, mwahahahahaaa.

This made me laugh so hard that I had to see if a picture existed to fit my mental image. Pretty damn close.

SaMejoHn wrote:wait...im confused!! freakns told me CoF was the only person in your clan with an overwhelmingly small penis! where did you come from little guy?

What part of what I said had anything to do with penis size? I think I understand why you're confused.

-cue string instruments-

Conquer Club pays him $25 a year to renew his premium.

When playing Feudal War, he never starts with Realm of Might.

He uses KIM instead of BOB.

He once had a C&A report filed against him, and he let King Achilles off with a warning.*

The Trench setting does nothing to ...

Crazyirishman wrote:The day KH stopped posting regularly in the forums.

That. Also, the day that Blitz got banned. It's been various degrees of boring since.

Chariot of Fire wrote:

I have a radar for emotionally disturbed women and I'm telling you right now that she has problems. Kinda hard to resist.

I'd like to do a Classic Cities: Sydney quad, NCS/F. Any Kort peeps interested?

This has been a firm, yet not uncaring spanking by Master Fenrir.

What a great circle jerk you guys have going on here....
That's... not what a circle jerk is. A circle jerk would be if we were all telling each other how amazing everyone in this thread is.
Yeah. I think JD may have meant "a great game of soggy waffle." I could be wrong, though.

Hive is the ...

That video was painful. I was only able to listen to the first 4 seconds of each contestant.

Josko is best player on this site in unlimited settings on huge maps. he will however be used as sexdoll to satisfy Fenrir or myself(probably for couple more... including BW) on medium maps with esc /sunny settings.
Hopefully Josko is being sat when it comes time for the sexdoll usage.

Yep, I am ...

Griff, has anybody every told you that you look a bit like John Cusack? Or a less punchable Zach Braff?

I missed so much while I was at work.

Well, you can remember freak's pictures, or you can remember this handy phrase:

Loose is what your pants get when you lose weight!
Freak tied me to the bed hoping to lose his virginity. Unfortunately, the ropes were a bit loose and I escaped, leaving Freak ...

I haven't read the last two pages, but I'm sure somebody asked me to give a speech after such an outstanding feat accomplished by my team.

I'd like to thank the three women over the past two months who took a pass on my advances. I know that it was hard for them to admit to themselves that they ...

betiko wrote:current score is 23-17 with new world and berlin not updated yet.

They're updated now. Looks like several other games are soon to finish as well, most in favor of the Pack.