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by khazalid
Tue May 16, 2017 12:40 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Labour Promises to be "Radical and Responsible"
Replies: 4
Views: 1374

Re: Labour Promises to be "Radical and Responsible"

ugh dianne. i wish she would f*ck off to back bench obscurity
by khazalid
Tue May 09, 2017 7:19 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Chinese claw machines have best prizes
Replies: 32
Views: 8377

Re: Chinese claw machines have best prizes

Fucking barbarians.

It's all about the money. They want soft hearted people to spend all their money to get the kitten out. Probably starving. If it's hungry it will cry more, thus more money. The operators should be put in a claw machine.

I'm glad we don't live in a careless society like that ...
by khazalid
Mon May 08, 2017 10:14 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Chinese claw machines have best prizes
Replies: 32
Views: 8377

Re: Chinese claw machines have best prizes

its almost certainly some yokel trying to turn a profit by the side of his shitty convenience store.

stones and glasshouses comes to mind re: 'carelessness'
by khazalid
Mon May 01, 2017 6:19 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: The 2 things that are Terrorist scary.......
Replies: 25
Views: 10228

Re: The 2 things that are Terrorist scary.......

*click here for* TOP 10 MOST SCARIEST TERROR SCENARIOS.

omg number 6 will make u soil yourself.
by khazalid
Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:11 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: King_Herpes grand benefactor of CC
Replies: 20
Views: 13167

Re: King_Herpes grand benefactor of CC

iAmCaffeine wrote:
khazalid wrote:he kissed my boo boo when i fell over

Every time?


i'm a real klutz
by khazalid
Tue Apr 25, 2017 5:56 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: King_Herpes grand benefactor of CC
Replies: 20
Views: 13167

Re: King_Herpes grand benefactor of CC

he kissed my boo boo when i fell over
by khazalid
Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:15 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Chinese better at music and sexier
Replies: 14
Views: 4049

Re: Chinese better at music and sexier

give me xiao pinguo or give me death
by khazalid
Fri Mar 24, 2017 11:41 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Where's Wicked?
Replies: 30
Views: 10643

Re: Where's Wicked?

mandy you old cunt wtf omg bbq hi
by khazalid
Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:46 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Americanisms I don't unterstand
Replies: 42
Views: 9307

Re: Americanisms I don't unterstand

he wo de ji dan xi hong shi ban mien!

miss dat shit. TT
by khazalid
Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:45 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Americanisms I don't unterstand
Replies: 42
Views: 9307

Re: Americanisms I don't unterstand

mrs - the noodles if you would
by khazalid
Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:39 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: CC podcast
Replies: 8
Views: 4367

Re: CC podcast

as someone who doesn't normally listen to podcasts, let me be the first to say that i sure as f*ck wouldn't listen to this one.
by khazalid
Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:34 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Americanisms I don't unterstand
Replies: 42
Views: 9307

Re: Americanisms I don't unterstand

just keep saying dui and nodding your head until

a) you are presented with a bowl of noodles

b) they go away
by khazalid
Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:34 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: It's International Womens' Day!
Replies: 19
Views: 5784

Re: It's International Womens' Day!

if a million warmonger 1981s with a million typewriters &c &c
by khazalid
Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:30 am
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: King_Herpes
Replies: 14
Views: 7621

Re: King_Herpes

lol.
by khazalid
Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:10 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Recommend a book thread
Replies: 85
Views: 31178

Re: Recommend a book thread

warmonger1981 wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Playboy or Hustlers. Are those books?


Nah, kid.




Ahhh horseshit.


they're not even porn dude.

we can now safely place your age at 50+
by khazalid
Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:06 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: No context quotes
Replies: 726
Views: 419627

Re: No context quotes

nietzsche: in reality it's less than 0.1 cm

nietzsche: i'm not kidding
by khazalid
Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:36 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: It's International Womens' Day!
Replies: 19
Views: 5784

Re: It's International Womens' Day!

well that was pretty weird.
by khazalid
Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:35 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Whom would you let sleep on your couch?
Replies: 57
Views: 14503

Re: Whom would you let sleep on your couch?

all are welcome. mi casa, su shackles
by khazalid
Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:34 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Americanisms I don't unterstand
Replies: 42
Views: 9307

Re: Americanisms I don't unterstand

a reciprocal STD
by khazalid
Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:26 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Trump's Impeachment (Official Thread)
Replies: 171
Views: 69955

Re: Trump's Impeachment (Official Thread)

tl;dr:

FAKE SURVEYS

nauseating
by khazalid
Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:23 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Make Sinophobia unacceptable under the Community Guidelines
Replies: 22
Views: 11930

Re: Make Sinophobia unacceptable under the Community Guideli

ooo.

a low blow.

well, when your entire country is 5'5" i guess needs must.

(inb4 rule change)
by khazalid
Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:33 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ireland one step closer to liberation
Replies: 25
Views: 7181

Re: Ireland one step closer to liberation

strongbow is english and jameson is fuckin' rancid.
by khazalid
Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:44 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?
Replies: 33
Views: 8586

Re: What do you do if the urinals are all occupied?

you do the warmonger and you turn around

that's what it's all about

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