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by Wolffystyle
Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:58 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: The golden age of Beckytheblondie. [Photo of the twerp]
Replies: 15
Views: 2455

The golden age of Beckytheblondie. [Photo of the twerp]

The five of you that remain from our golden age will remember a certain polarizing player named Beckytheblondie . Back in 2011, Becky would have romped and rolled all over your mother, grandmother, godmother, and ghostmother when given the opportunity; Becky let no opponent gain easily.

Here be ...
by Wolffystyle
Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:38 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Conquerer Ahunda!!
Replies: 45
Views: 4743

Re: Conquerer Ahunda!!

mc05025 wrote:Still impressive he is keeping 4500 with normal team games, I do not remember anyone able to do that.

[player]sjnap[/player] circa 2009 maybe?
Congrats to ahunda!
by Wolffystyle
Thu May 23, 2013 2:31 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Is there a way to see top players on each map?
Replies: 3
Views: 753

Re: Is there a way to see top players on each map?

We had this with [player]Chipv[/player], who programmed it on an external server but it has now been abandoned. It was really nice and synced with Map Rank GL.
by Wolffystyle
Wed May 09, 2012 10:27 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

Dangling Modifiers

Though the talk of mates, love and whatnot has all but been buried forever, we still see signs of and evidence to the existence of such things.

Is your modifier dangling? If it is, are you just going to let it hang there?
A good question, The Voice. Thank you for asking it, the answer may ...
by Wolffystyle
Wed May 09, 2012 10:13 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

Where are the Wild Things?

Dear Wolffystyle,

Do you think the "Wild Things" are in "Where The Wild Things Are" or "General Discussion"? Or are they elsewhere?

-Sully
Sully, a timely question, and thank you for asking it. The answer may surprise you.

Yesterday, Maurice Sendak , the author of the children's book "Where the ...
by Wolffystyle
Wed May 09, 2012 9:50 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

Am I back?

... are you back?!?!

If so...
jj3044, good question, and thanks for asking it. The answer may disappoint you.

I've spent the last 6 months in top secret North Korean Air Space training. My commander Choi let me out of the bowels of 해골 섬 (Haegol Seom) (Skull Island) just two weeks before my next ...
by Wolffystyle
Mon May 07, 2012 10:15 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: I was just on the phone with lackattack
Replies: 16
Views: 3959

Foot in Mouth

Agent 86 wrote:I'm awaiting Wolffystyle investigation into this..but now I'm more interested in who had the first orgasm? Bet it was Lack :lol: 86

...it's coming.

(I was going to make an image reference to my pun, but as soon as I googled 'foot in mouth' images, I became sick and I died.)
by Wolffystyle
Mon May 07, 2012 10:04 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

Re: Ninja's Pants

Dear Wolffystlye,

Where are Ninja's pants?
...Let sit for 24 hours and I'll have my conclusions tomorrow. Check back. I'd advise Ninja to check back too, as he's probably a bit chilly.

Dear Wolffystyle,

Please be careful. The unpredictable results of that same concoction is what enabled Pastor ...
by Wolffystyle
Mon May 07, 2012 9:39 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

Blood as a Lubricant

Dear Wolffystyle,

you're trapped on a deserted island with me. Would you:

(a) have sex with me?
(b) kill me and then have sex with me, using my blood as lubricant?
(c) take the physical challenge?
Blood is not a functional lubricant, AoG!
on a side note; would that also mean that the blood ...
by Wolffystyle
Mon May 07, 2012 9:15 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

The Big One

Wolfy, do you know what 'the big one' that bruce is so coyly keeping to himself refers to?
Crazyirishman, a good question, thanks for asking it. The answer june surprise you.

Bruceswar had openly touted major changes in October of 2011 and he left the conquer club community with many questions ...
by Wolffystyle
Sat May 05, 2012 12:05 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

Prune Alike Projections Amidst Midriffs

Wolffstyle? Me observes a prune alike projection amidst your midriff. What trickery is this?
What a good question, Findolphin, thanks for asking it. The answer may surprise you.

First, on behalf of Lubawski and the entire Conquer Club community, I thank you for using a naked pronoun in your ...
by Wolffystyle
Fri May 04, 2012 10:04 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

Ninja's Pants

Dear Wolffystlye,

Where are Ninja's pants?
My forever estranged and star-crossed lover (read: not star-crossed hater (sometimes stylized h8ter)) Denise, with excitement I bask in the brilliance of this question. Thanks for asking it!

I must consult the stars for the answer to this questions ...
by Wolffystyle
Fri May 04, 2012 9:35 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

Love and Shampoo bottles

Dear Wolffystyle,

With the talk of mates, love and whatnot. I was curious, what is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... no more.

Bless you my favorite Ninja for posting that after just arriving at work and listening to it on the way there. It is fate that we're a team in this great world ...
by Wolffystyle
Fri May 04, 2012 9:27 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

What is Love?

Dear Wolffystyle,

With the talk of mates, love and whatnot. I was curious, what is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... no more.
A fabulous question Ninja Champion, and, as always, thanks for asking. I know that your question was asked in September 2011 but, even in our post-apocalyptic ...
by Wolffystyle
Thu May 03, 2012 6:23 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

wolfystyle and miss cougarstyle?

Has wolfystyle found his mate? Or is he still searching for miss cougarstyle?
Mr. Swimmerdude99, the community thanks your for your interest in Mr. wolfystyle's love life, but Mr. wolfystyle (one f, lowercase w) is not real; he was invented by the greeting card companies.

You see, along time ago ...
by Wolffystyle
Thu May 03, 2012 6:01 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

Naked Pronouns

how has this not been moved yet
Targetman377, please advise me as to what the pronoun in your sentence refers? Do you ask about the global economy or your penis? I will answer immediately.

Oh wolffy, he is clearly talking about his penis. Any time someone leaves a naked pronoun like "this" in ...
by Wolffystyle
Thu May 03, 2012 5:50 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Ask Wolffystyle
Replies: 132
Views: 28375

Do we know each other?

Since you posted on my wall, I must ask this question.... Do I know you outside of CC?

Also, you have a very nice screen name.

What wonder! A welcomed inquiry! Greetings to this thread for the poor, the tired, the weak, and for the lurkers. The answer to your question, when framed in the ...
by Wolffystyle
Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:15 pm
Forum: Complete Challenges
Topic: [CC2] Semi Finals KoRT vs EMPIRE [37-23][Final] KORT WINS !
Replies: 462
Views: 108021

Question about rules

Dear Knights,

I am curious that if I decide my username reveals too much about my personal name, can I switch accounts with another player in my clan? Would you allow this? From now on I will be playing in all the games that ljex is playing and he will begin to sign into my account as his self ...
by Wolffystyle
Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:12 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: The big one is coming....
Replies: 417
Views: 46803

Re: The big one is coming....

I, for one and representative of many, am tired of waiting for "the big one". Maybe I was born into luxury that I didn't have to wait in universe where space and time were non-existent before the very first "big one". No, thankfully, I was born approximately 13.7 BB years after the very first "big ...
by Wolffystyle
Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:54 am
Forum: Complete Challenges
Topic: [RST] - Pirates Win!!!!
Replies: 157
Views: 101604

Re: Clan Directors' Random Suicide Tournament - 1st Round

GO Sonicspy-wolfman team for EMPIRE!

You completely botched that name. I thought we agreed on Sonicmalemanstyle or spyevolous-sonicwolfman

All extremely exceptional names.

Sonicmalemanstyle passes the proverbial baton over to our next group of misfits by winning a couple more games and ...
by Wolffystyle
Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:58 am
Forum: Complete Challenges
Topic: [CC2] Semi Finals KoRT vs EMPIRE [37-23][Final] KORT WINS !
Replies: 462
Views: 108021

Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [0-0]

We are giving you starting handicap, like betting houses are giving handicap to underdogs. 0-2 is enough, now we have equal starting positions and it is time to start the war

p.s. FOED got 5-9 handicap at the start and it ended 39-22
KoRT didn't give EMPIRE a Handicap! Josko.ri remained on KoRT ...
by Wolffystyle
Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:43 am
Forum: Complete Challenges
Topic: [CC2] Semi Finals KoRT vs EMPIRE [37-23][Final] KORT WINS !
Replies: 462
Views: 108021

Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [0-1]

C'mon! I struck the first blood with the second post in this thread. This is old news.
by Wolffystyle
Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:17 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: who can cash the fastest?
Replies: 43
Views: 3820

Re: who can cash the fastest?

2011-09-17 19:03:16 - rbelgrod received 3 troops for 5 regions
2011-09-17 19:03:16 - rbelgrod deployed 3 troops on Greenland
2011-09-17 19:03:16 - rbelgrod assaulted UK from Greenland and conquered it from Riskmaster101
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-K7nKv-g9WyQ/Thb7Jqw-YoI/AAAAAAAABeo ...
by Wolffystyle
Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:44 am
Forum: Complete Challenges
Topic: [RST] - Pirates Win!!!!
Replies: 157
Views: 101604

Re: Clan Directors' Random Suicide Tournament - 1st Round

chemefreak wrote:No doodle yet. Also, no Hive. Still a few games left unjoined. Should be interesting.

Can you please invite my buddy, sonicsteve, again to his games. He seems to have fallen over drunk. That pissed Brit!
by Wolffystyle
Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:24 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: who can cash the fastest?
Replies: 43
Views: 3820

Re: who can cash the fastest?

If anyone else has posted this, I wouldn't have believed, but Wolffy all you say is true. Hope that gum tasted amazing and the water straight from Mt. Kilimanjaro. As for the karaoke machine, I KNOW that that was worth that wait, hope that you went home and practiced a little Tom Jones after the ...

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