My child Evrrock,
You can't just report every team you lose to as cheaters. Father Lack does not have the time to investigate these false leads. My dear friend Judas and I just wiped you out while playing by the rules the entire time. If you would like a rematch, I would be MORE than happy to play ...

Dearest Madeinchina,

Judas and I send our most sincere of apologies. We entered game 4373 ratehr hastily and the only way we can get out of it is if were dead beats. FURTHER MORE:

"No secret alliances. You must announce any alliance in the game chat."

We did just that. I will not recieve ...

We just beat you in a real time game, Evroccck. We didn't cheat and you lost fair and square. It was a good game though. We should play again sometime.

Your Lord and Savior,

J. Christ

Judas and I just beat you two (geniusxboy and Evrocck) in a game in which 80% of it took place real time. Still want to complain about us? Praise the Lord.

Mr. Iscariot and I are old friends and go way back. We have had a bit of a sketchy history, but we have put that all behind us now. And after looking at my game log, I just realized I have never even played a game with you. If you want to accuse Judas and I of cheating please either play a game with ...