What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.

browng-08 wrote:What's the difference between a six-year-old and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you stuff you're meat in it!

Dude, ew.

I know how you feel. I live in an overly jesus freaky community and it has ruined things several times. No fun on sundays because the jesus freaks say so.

Ruby Soho - Rancid

I can understand people drinking with their friends and for special occasions and such, but recent threads have brought me to believe that many people almost seem to rely on the stuff and do it daily just for the sake of drinking it. Don't get the wrong idea and think that I'm trying to tell you ...

unriggable wrote:Have sex with somebody who's gender is initially unclear.

Oh! Oh! Join an orgy!

unriggable wrote:Old School.

Who would win in the battle of the police horses?

The canucks or brits?

Drink your fill of pepsi I would just die if I died without drinking my pepsi

I drink Pepsi everyday. There is no "fill." My husband has a Pepsi machine in our game room.

Oh christ. I hate Pepsi. I can't even imagine drinking that much Pepsi.

Things to do before you die. Sing in a band. I ...

http://www.davenportsclass.com/canada%20police.jpg

Seen here are two royal canadian mounted police with their police car.

Basil

suggs wrote:

greenpower91 wrote:Don't think that you can wank when you're asleep.

Surely the best part of adolescense were WET DREAMS?!
Bloody fantastic, all that fun for no effort.
Bit like a one night stand really, without the guilt.

Well, i have been proven wrong.

xxtig12683xx wrote:

greenpower91 wrote:I only worship chuck norris

fair enough, he is the only living god we have I believe, could be wrong though? LOL

No no. You are not wrong. He is all mighty and don't you forget that.

RedBullNation wrote:See, sleepwanking is done without the sleepwanker knowing he/she is doing it, since they are asleep. So if you wake up in the middle of the night with your hand in that general area, you are a sleepwanker.

Not that I am or anything.

Dirrrrtay

Apparently not.

I only worship chuck norris

Don't think that you can wank when you're asleep.

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menses

Cat's Eye - Margarate Atwood. Kind of a girly book but i liked it.
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath

btownmeggy wrote:How does it turn?

Baha. The Hummer limo doesn't turn. It runs over anything and everything until it gets where it wants to be.

And really why do you need to be driving around an environment polluting truck that you really have no practical use for.
You people just don't get it do you?
It's not a question of need .
If someone wants to buy a large vehicle, then so be it.They have every right to do so.

I know that. I ...

Global warming is not cool. baha my attempt at trying to be humorous. It never quite works out for me.

I think that the europeons appreciate a good car. And really why do you need to be driving around an environment polluting truck that you really have no practical use for. If you live on a farm ...