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by Audax
Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:58 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Breaking News!!
Replies: 75
Views: 5629

Re: Breaking News!!

Been rejected a few times. Last time was this I think:

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by Audax
Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:06 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: blondes
Replies: 18
Views: 3716

Re: blondes

shieldgenerator7 wrote:wow I am actually blonde FYI and yes I think blonde jokes are funnny but I take them with a grain of salt and don't pay much attention to them. In fact, blondes are some of the smartest people I know.

Spoken like a true Blonde.
by Audax
Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:40 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: f*ck CC, I quit.
Replies: 111
Views: 7112

Re: f*ck CC, I quit.

I've lost 2-to-1 on dice today. Hey, it happens. It sucks that it happens. So, I quit -- as soon as my current games/tourneys are done -- for the sake of my partners, not for MY enjoyment. I would simply give my account to a clanmate if it wouldn't be such a burden. It already is a huge burden ...
by Audax
Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:47 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Banks and the Temple of Mammon
Replies: 89
Views: 6722

Re: Banks and the Temple of Mammon



And yet, Fannie has fallen 32% this week and 65% since the beginning of the year. Freddie plunged 47% so far this week and is down 75% since January.

The soothsayers will still say everything will be ok as the Govt will, ultimately, have to bail them out...I have my doubts. The numbers just don ...
by Audax
Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:54 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Who's the highest rank you've beaten?
Replies: 103
Views: 10966

Re: Who's the highest rank you've beaten?

Fruitcake wrote:When I was a senior at Public School way back in the last century, I got to spank a young lady who was a Generals daughter, and descendant of the Duke of Wellington himself, while her school was on a visit to mine....


Wrong site Cake!
by Audax
Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:22 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: highest/lowest relative rank
Replies: 183
Views: 12551

Re: highest/lowest relative kill rank

My relative rank is N00b Farmer (0.472).

0.472 * 3220 (which is my current Score) = 1519.84 points.

Does this mean that the average points of all my opponents are 1519.84 points?

Nah, it means you bash n00bs up and don't often take anyone on who may well get the better of you....

I am the ...
by Audax
Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:35 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Congrats to Fruitcake
Replies: 5
Views: 515

Congrats to Fruitcake

I just know this will seriously p1ss him off, so here's a congrats to Fruitcake, a new Brigadier on the board!
by Audax
Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:50 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: who should replace Wicked as CC's new mod ?
Replies: 131
Views: 11155

Re: who should replace Wicked as CC's new mod ?

Got to be the Cake.

If you've ever seen him explode in team chat, you just know he would be good.

Acerbic (thanks for that word fc), clever, witty, smart...and not afraid.
by Audax
Sun May 25, 2008 3:04 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: General Congratulations
Replies: 5190
Views: 1613782

Re: General congratulations

rearrange the following:

petard your hoisted own by. ;)
by Audax
Fri May 23, 2008 1:21 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: General Congratulations
Replies: 5190
Views: 1613782

Re: General congratulations

Congrats there bro...yet another great tongue in cheek representation with some lovely messages to us all.

You are a genius man!! But then you always were good at 'sticking it to the self important' (as you put it)
by Audax
Sun May 18, 2008 11:11 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: General Congratulations
Replies: 5190
Views: 1613782

Re: General congratulations

Congrats oh Fruity one. I was right there in that 'street fight' as I read your words.

I will be logging in next week to see what other great stuff you have to impart to us all.

You should have a weekly news round up thread (oops, that isn't a congrats is it)
by Audax
Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:05 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Specialist Profiles
Replies: 25
Views: 2054

Re: Specialist Profiles

Player: Fruitcake
Temperament (chat, etc.): Has been called the Bard of cc such is his writing skills, has been known to write an ode or two to the various factors of playing this game...but has also been known to go completely ballistic sometimes....lol

That would be 'such are his writing skills ...
by Audax
Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:56 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Specialist Profiles
Replies: 25
Views: 2054

Re: Specialist Profiles

Player: Fruitcake
Rank (as of date): Major (as of 4/29/08) (always thought April was the fourth month myself)
Games played: 1063
Win Rate: 47%
Specialist Skills: Team games, no cards, chained
Known Weaknesses: Starting to get nervy about playing with unknowns on the 'team' so goes hunting in singles ...
by Audax
Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:44 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: General Congratulations
Replies: 5190
Views: 1613782

Re: General congratulations

I really think congratulations are in order to jimboston for his thread

Does sarcasm come through in online forums?
by Audax
Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:39 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: So what is your money on?
Replies: 30
Views: 1577

Re: So what is your money on?

Traded and Available
Price Traded
11.50 £8,924
12.00 £29,087
12.50 £7,645
13.00 £14,781
13.50 £27,272
14.00 £15,426
14.50 £17,075
15.00 £2,763
15.50 £700
16.00 £755
16.50 £1,426
17.00 £1,132
17.50 £2,172
18.00 £1,692
18.50 £575
19.00 £460
19.50 £1,200
20.00 £1,643
21.00 £1,244 ...
by Audax
Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:32 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: So what is your money on?
Replies: 30
Views: 1577

Re: So what is your money on?

Comply or Die (Got a fair bit on at 80/1 and 90/1 on the exchanges and a few bob on at 20/1 to place)
Point Barrow (Must be in with a shout at 30/1, a steal at 7/1 and 8/1 to place on the exchanges, got a bundle in at that price)
Simon (only on for the win at 25/1 on the exchanges)
Cloudy Lane ...
by Audax
Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:02 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Does sarcasm come through in online forums?
Replies: 39
Views: 5208

Re: Does sarcasm come through in online forums?

In actual RL dialogue between actual people... I've found that in the USA, southerners have a tough time picking up sarcasm in conversation because it just isn't used as much... or the same way as in the north.


maybe us northerners are just a more cynical and essentially 'mean' lot of people?

i ...
by Audax
Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:05 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: So what does it mean to be British!
Replies: 90
Views: 3873

Advocado coloured bathroom suites in old B&Bs
by Audax
Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:14 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Is there anything in this world better than asian women?
Replies: 46
Views: 3950

Frigidus wrote:
Fruitcake wrote:My current wife.


I second that. Can I hear a "Hell yeah"?


Hell yeah!!!


I know fruit's wife, and she is one humdinger of a looker.

I say "FRUIT POST A PIC!"
by Audax
Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:39 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Banks and the Temple of Mammon
Replies: 89
Views: 6722

You are a right Ba***rd fruit

I have it from an impeccable source you went short on Bear Stearns big time.

Respect

(you could have let me in on the action)
by Audax
Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:03 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: General Congratulations
Replies: 5190
Views: 1613782

Re: General congratulations

Fruitcake wrote:punkwallahs will be dispatched with all due haste to ensure you now enjoy all the trappings someone of your supreme accomplishments are due."


They would be a couple of yours sent then, would they fruit?
by Audax
Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:00 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Six Nations
Replies: 104
Views: 5191

Well well, So Wales pulled it off, and in style!

Well done fruit, you forecast this weeks ago. Not quite on the finishing order, Wales did England a favour with the scoreline, but close enough.

I will be round to celebrate in style once you pick up on that ticket you had in the bookies...you ...
by Audax
Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:31 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: What would you do for a million dollars??
Replies: 44
Views: 12907

Well I shagged a middle aged American woman when I was young for $500 (back when $500 was actually worth something), so I suppose if I had done it 2000 times it would make the mill.
by Audax
Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:49 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Aliens
Replies: 80
Views: 3804

Case rests.
by Audax
Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:42 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Aliens
Replies: 80
Views: 3804

Intellectual conversation with you must be really interesting dekloren

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