I know I have a lot of admirers, but this is a first.
I will think about it Amanda...

From: s.xkitten
To: JoeBeevers
Posted: 30th July 2007 10:35
Subject: Hey babe

Sorry for abusing you Joe in all your threads. The truth is I think I love you.
I have a weakness for strong, tall, muscled ...

As your stories go, this one seems more believable than the previous. Except for a few flaws that have already been pointed out.

Shame.....

Believe what you like Pal, its the truth as you can see by the pic of Claire in Teddys.
Claire is polishing my 14th century chest of drawers right now, I ...

As your stories go, this one seems more believable than the previous. Except for a few flaws that have already been pointed out.

Shame.....

Believe what you like Pal, its the truth as you can see by the pic of Claire in Teddys.
Claire is polishing my 14th century chest of drawers right now, I ...

You`ll be the one passing the sugar Pal

What in the hell does that even mean?! When you speak do you just string random words and thoughts together in an attempt to confuse people? Stop being annoying.

Look up Joe Hachem, then look up what he said during his win in the Main Event of the ...

cena-rules wrote:hang on.

Ok i used your IP and sent u it in PayPal.

now can I be a mod.

and have a bit of her indoors?

For persistence you may become a Mod in August.
Also you can have a bit of Claire, I`ll be binning her in 2 days...

cena-rules wrote:can i be a mod

answer me man

No, though if you send me $100K in cash I`ll think about it...

ewwwww. Static uses IE

meh I'm working on it...

joe answer the damn questions

Joe Beevers name was taken, I used ReggieK cos he`s one of my heroes. Ok Pal? nosey Nonce


and why don't you know how to use photoshop?

My game is Poker, Drinking and Intimidation.
I am no computer expert ...

cena-rules wrote:am I being a mod when you take over or am I being banned?

No, but for being cheeky to me you now have to play $1.40 per posting on here.
It will get quite expensive I imagine...

static_ice wrote:

willis wrote:ewwwww. Static uses IE

meh I'm working on it...

joe answer the damn questions

Joe Beevers name was taken, I used ReggieK cos he`s one of my heroes. Ok Pal? nosey Nonce

Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag.
I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal Might as well also ban me while you're at it

Done, I`ll tell Genial George to do it.
Don`t worry, you ...

Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag.
I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal

I'm way excited. Always wanted to kill me a Brit.

BTW, it doesn't look dark there in Teddy's. Perhaps ...

Serbia wrote:Aw, how sweet.

Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.

Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.

Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag.
I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal

what kind of crappy picture quality is that? can't you afford a better camera with all those illegal condoms you're selling?

Her indoors normally sorts all my pictures out.
I just took it with my camera and uploaded it.
It was a bit dark in Teddys and I forgot to use the flash.
Anyway, I ...

Then Joe will play.

This morning at 7am her indoors went to stay with her mate Cindy for 2 days. I told her to make sure my shirts were ironed and she drove off.
I laid in bed for a bit and decided to get up.
I ordered in a breakfast of a large Doner kebab with chilli sauce, I washed it down with ...

go defend yourself in the flame wars you little tool

One day I'll catch up with you. You want a war? I'll give you a war one arm tied behind me back. I'll shoot you - blow you to kingdom come. They'll need a dustpan and brush to scrape you off the walls. Make mincemeat out of ya. Pie and mash ...

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Hey Joe, have you ever considered being a crime fiction author? I think you'd be pretty good.

Oh, and before I forget, f*ck off.

I don`t write fiction Pal, I write fact.
You ask Genial George, just before he coshes you...

go defend yourself in the flame wars you little tool

One day I'll catch up with you. You want a war? I'll give you a war one arm tied behind me back. I'll shoot you - blow you to kingdom come. They'll need a dustpan and brush to scrape you off the walls. Make mincemeat out of ya. Pie and mash ...

"Move it Slag, out of my way you Nonce"
Those were the words Genial George said to the owner of Partridge Hall.
Him and me were there last night, we heard the old geezer there kept all his paintings in his cellar. And these paintings were worth about £5 Million.

To backtrack, yesterday morning ...

I'm a city girl, will he come try to beat me up now?

No, we don`t beat up girls.....

The reason that we don't beat up city girls is because you are probly stronger than our fat asses...

No girl is stronger than us men.
Its a known fact that we are the strongest group of men there is.
No ...