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Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:01 am
by im2good4theboard
Leave comments on what youve heard and leave your own Words of Wisdom...
A message from men to women...
We will always be men. There is nothing that we can do about it, and we are simply lost in our own world most of the time. We are creatures of ignorance. Save us women of the world......For we can not save ourselves. Die now, Dead later (C)
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:11 am
by MeDeFe
Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:40 am
by im2good4theboard
MeDeFe wrote:Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick.
OF COURSE! I knew i did something wrong... Water... not Oil...
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:29 pm
by CrazyAnglican
I can never remember the coral snake warning,
Red next to black .....get back?
Red next to yellow ..... kill a fellow?
I just go with "if there is a snake on the block; hit it with a rock."
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:52 pm
by Zeppflyer
Parkinson's Law - Work expands to fill the time available.
Aximov's Addendum - If you work twice as long, you'll end up twice as far behind.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:23 pm
by Neoteny
Up and toward the belly button. Always.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:24 pm
by Neoteny
CrazyAnglican wrote:I can never remember the coral snake warning,
Red next to black .....get back?
Red next to yellow ..... kill a fellow?
I just go with "if there is a snake on the block; hit it with a rock."
Friend to Jack?
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:37 pm
by Snorri1234
Never trust someone who doesn't look you in t...ooh boobs.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:41 am
by jonesthecurl
A trite but true one...
If it looks too good to be true it is too good to be true.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:42 am
by jonesthecurl
...and my corollary for that one -
Never believe praise from someone you may be about to have sex with.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:12 am
by Gregrios
Men are strong.
Kings are stronger.
Women are strongest.
Truth concuers all.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:21 am
by HapSmo19
Smell it before you eat it.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:12 am
by Minister Masket
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:33 pm
by jonesthecurl
...or kick-arse with a porcupine.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:29 pm
by Juan_Bottom
Go to college right away because if you wait something bad will happen and you'll end up working at a cheese factory.
Neoteny wrote:CrazyAnglican wrote:I can never remember the coral snake warning,
Red next to black .....get back?
Red next to yellow ..... kill a fellow?
I just go with "if there is a snake on the block; hit it with a rock."
Friend to Jack?
Red and yellow kill a fellow,
Red and black; venom lack.
Please don't get someone eated.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:40 pm
by jonesthecurl
And never forget Sturgeon's Law: "90% of everything is crap".
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:23 am
by Snorri1234
jonesthecurl wrote:And never forget Sturgeon's Law: "90% of everything is crap".
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:33 am
by Neoteny
Juan_Bottom wrote:Go to college right away because if you wait something bad will happen and you'll end up working at a cheese factory.
Neoteny wrote:CrazyAnglican wrote:I can never remember the coral snake warning,
Red next to black .....get back?
Red next to yellow ..... kill a fellow?
I just go with "if there is a snake on the block; hit it with a rock."
Friend to Jack?
Red and yellow kill a fellow,
Red and black; venom lack.
Please don't get someone eated.
Cracka please. I know how that shit go.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0395904 ... eader-link
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:03 am
by Genghis Khant
CrazyAnglican wrote:I can never remember the coral snake warning,
Red next to black .....get back?
Red next to yellow ..... kill a fellow?
I just go with "if there is a snake on the block; hit it with a rock."
If in doubt, give it a clout.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:02 pm
by MeDeFe
Who stumbles around with a stick in darkness is blind, but he who sticks out in darkness is fluorescent.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:27 pm
by im2good4theboard
some more words from a good friend:
Why not die now and be dead later? Everyone's bound to die, so I only wish to speed up the process for myself
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:46 pm
by InkL0sed
Counter to that:
Why do now? Everyone will die eventually, so why not enjoy the ride?
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:07 am
by muy_thaiguy
Wheel of Time wrote:Women were made to please the eye and trouble the mind.
Team America wrote:See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f*ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also f*ck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't f*ck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Team America wrote:Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.
-Sean Penn
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:55 am
by finchboy
Never put Jam on a magnet, never put a sock in a toaster, eating snow is silly, whatever colour it is.
Re: Words of Wisdom
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:11 am
by jonesthecurl
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.