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useless knowledge

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:49 pm
by spaceghst44
did you know....

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:00 am
by jonesthecurl
Where are they going? Have they got a reservation?

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:11 am
by mpjh
OK, who is getting out of line to have sex?

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:21 am
by pimpdave
Aren't there more males than females in China? If so, what kind of sick elephant walk are you trying to suggest?

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:27 am
by jonesthecurl
And who's picking up the babies and taking them to the end of the line? What age do they start to walk?

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:30 am
by mpjh
Did you know that ravens could learn more than 300 words (as much as dogs)?

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:32 am
by Hologram
Proven fact: squirrels are evil, vile little cretins.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:38 am
by mpjh
Yeah, we had a real squirrel in my company in boot camp. He got sent home after that night in the shower.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:56 am
by spaceghst44
did you know.......


Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:58 am
by Hologram
did you know...


That Drew Carey is a Marine?



I can't see it either

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:05 am
by F1fth
Hologram wrote:did you know...


That Drew Carey is a Marine?



I can't see it either


I actually did know that.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:24 am
by porkenbeans
Group A - All the people that have ever lived and died.

Group B -All the people alive today.


Which group is larger ? ... :-k

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:31 am
by pimpdave
I thought this was the useless knowledge thread, not the useless questions thread.

Please start a new thread if you are going to ask questions.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:38 am
by porkenbeans
pimpdave wrote:I thought this was the useless knowledge thread, not the useless questions thread.

Please start a new thread if you are going to ask questions.
Just wanted to see if there were any brainy-acks online,

The answer is - Group B.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:04 am
by porkenbeans
Did you know -

A cat curls its tongue backwards to spoon up liquid ?

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:06 am
by apey
Did you know
that my second toe is longer than my big toe
kinda creeps me out :?

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:07 am
by Hologram
porkenbeans wrote:Did you know -

A cat curls its tongue backwards to spoon up liquid ?

Actually, I did know that. It's kinda weird, to be honest.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:19 am
by porkenbeans
Did you know -

If you take a column of numbers, and it does not matter how many digits the numbers are. Then you duplicate the column, but jumble the numbers any way you wish, Then add both columns, then subtract the smaller number from the larger one,

Your answer will always be divisible by 9.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:30 am
by porkenbeans
Did you know -

The largest litter of puppies ever recorded was 18
The bitch was a Labrador Retriever.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:44 am
by porkenbeans
One more before I hit the hay. Did you know -

If you are suffering from Difalic terrada,

You have two dicks.

Although, some may argue that it would NOT be "suffering".


I wonder if they would be side by side or one on top of the other ?


Or, if after one is spent, the other one is up a raring to go. ............ :-k

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:48 am
by the.killing.44
A whale's penis is called a dork.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:47 am
by spaceghst44
did you know...........

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:52 am
by spaceghst44
did you know......

in a CC post, the maximum number of smiles is 40?

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:17 am
by Gregrios
Did you know...

during a certain period in history a year was defined by roughly 30 days? 8-)

Re: useless knowledge

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:04 am
by spaceghst44
did you know....


There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables