Conquer Club

so what do u think is the best sentences/quotations from your favorite books/movies...

my top three would be:

"The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed."
S. King

"I am a jedi like my father before me."
Starwars

"This coming from a man who just lost a fight with a pine tree."
Dawn of a New Era

"But we're gonna need shotguns for this job."

I always liked the one from MIB

"I've never seen sugar do that."

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours." The Princess Bride

"But we'll never survive the Fire Swamp/
Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has." The Princess Bride

"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya; You killed my father, prepare to die." The Princess Bride

"Ford Prefect: Hyperspace gives you the unpleasant sensation of being drunk/
Arthur Dent: What's so unpleasant about being drunk?
Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water." The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


"But on the other hand......you have different fingers" Steven Wright

The Natural

Pop Fisher: Batting practice tomorrow, be there!
Roy Hobbs: I have been. Every day.

Roy Hobbs: Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got.
Red Blow: I believe ya.

Open Range

The best Western ever made...in my most humble opinion.

[Charley Waite kicks Button off his horse. He falls into the river]
Button: What you do that for?
Charley Waite: Cheatin' at cards.
Button: I apologized to you for that.
Button [to Boss Spearman]: Eh, Boss? I apologized to him for that.
Boss Spearman: Evidently he ain't over it yet.

Boss Spearman: I believe you have a friend of ours in your jail. His name's Mose Harrison.
Sheriff Poole: Yeah, I got him here. He started a fight in the general store.
Boss Spearman: Mose don't start fights. He just finishes them.

Sue Barlow: So is it marriage that scares you two, or putting down roots?
Boss Spearman: No. Who'd have him? All rangy and mangy like a rough old dog.
Charley Waite: How about I hold your head under water for just a little while?

Boss Spearman: I aim to kill Baxter and those that done this, and if that marshal gets in the way, I'm gonna kill him too. So you best get your mind right about what's got to be done, Charlie.
Charley Waite: I got no problem with killing, Boss. Never have.

Charley Waite: Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue, and I'm gonna kill 'em.

Boss Spearman: It's a pretty day for making things right.
Charley Waite: Well, enjoy it, 'cause once it starts, it's gonna be messy like nothing you ever seen.

Boss Spearman: We come for justice, not vengeance. Now them is two different things.
Charley Waite: Not today they ain't.

Goodfellas

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Rocky

Adrian: Why do you wanna fight?
Rocky: Because I can't sing or dance.

Rocky: Cut me, Mick.

Apollo Creed: Ain't gonna be no rematch.
Rocky: Don't want one.

Rocky: Adrian!

Wheel of Time Series (forget which book); Thom Merrilan: Women were made to please the eye and trouble the mind.

"Men will forget, but never forgive, and women will forgive but never forget." Thom Merrilan

"Rule number 9, always carry a knife."

"Rule number 11, never get lawyers involved."

Last two from NCIS, from Special Agent Gibbs' rules of the trade.

Hitchikers guide to the galexy (shortly before the destruction of earth)

"It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays."

Thread title: Best one liners

We're going to need a bigger boat - Chief Brody

CrazyAnglican wrote:"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours." The Princess Bride

"But we'll never survive the Fire Swamp/
Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has." The Princess Bride

"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya; You killed my father, prepare to die." The Princess Bride

"Ford Prefect: Hyperspace gives you the unpleasant sensation of being drunk/
Arthur Dent: What's so unpleasant about being drunk?
Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water." The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


"But on the other hand......you have different fingers" Steven Wright

<3.

"Put her in charge!" Aliens

"I'm not like that any more" Unforgiven

"It's a clusterfuck, sir" Heartbreak Ridge


.....and so many classics from Tombstone.....lol

Say hello to my little friend!

Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Casablanca

Sackett58 wrote:Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Casablanca

Rick also said: Never gonna give you up.

The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

- The Big Lebowski

An R-triple-D situation: Really Deep Doo-Doo. (Roughnecks)

Diddle: This thread is huge. (i know it ain't a movie or book but i couldn't help)

Darth vader: your' powers are weak old man!

The italian job (original): your' only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

They were the salt of the earth - hard, square, and bad for your health (Pratchett)

Snorri1234 wrote:

CrazyAnglican wrote:"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours." The Princess Bride

"But we'll never survive the Fire Swamp/
Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has." The Princess Bride

"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya; You killed my father, prepare to die." The Princess Bride

"Ford Prefect: Hyperspace gives you the unpleasant sensation of being drunk/
Arthur Dent: What's so unpleasant about being drunk?
Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water." The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


"But on the other hand......you have different fingers" Steven Wright

<3.

Had to live up to my rep for being overly verbose

Oh and..

Pack your bags we're going on a guilt trip. - Charlie Sheen I forgot the movie but loved the line.

"You just shot an unarmed man!" replies the sherif.
"Well he should have armed himself." Eastwood.

Unforgiven.

Bank Robber: I gots to know.

Dirty Harry

More.

Just about any of the one-liners from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"turned injun didn't ya?"-Dances With Wolves.

by the way "this thread is Huge" should be attributed to autoload not diddle.

CrazyAnglican wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:

CrazyAnglican wrote:"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours." The Princess Bride

"But we'll never survive the Fire Swamp/
Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has." The Princess Bride

"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya; You killed my father, prepare to die." The Princess Bride

"Ford Prefect: Hyperspace gives you the unpleasant sensation of being drunk/
Arthur Dent: What's so unpleasant about being drunk?
Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water." The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


"But on the other hand......you have different fingers" Steven Wright

<3.

Had to live up to my rep for being overly verbose

Oh and..

Pack your bags we're going on a guilt trip. - Charlie Sheen I forgot the movie but loved the line.

Let's go fill this entire thread with The Princess Bride lines.

Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

"This is my BOOMSTICK!!!"
- Army of Darnkness

My God... it's full of stars!

(not in 2001 the movie, but it was in the book, classic in its own right)

Cop- Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know?