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Dumbest/Funniest Comment in game
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:02 pm
by t-o-m
Whats the dumbes comment you've ever heard about a strategy in a game?
This is mine:
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=33023792008-09-20 17:51:06 - kcstuds: when u attack on this map u lose
The map being AoR Maigc (2)!
If you attack in that map you get about a 100 deploy, i think that attacking is the best option!
Some others:2008-03-08 03:55:20 - Lilianna: I just totally realized I'm the only member of my team left...
2008-03-08 03:56:28 - Lilianna: Why? Because I'm retarded and didn't notice I took out my teammate. Oops
blank33: red can we try to link up our armies. i know im oranges target
Kid_A: ok, but you have to take out that neutral in egypt
Kid_A attacked Conga from Egypt and conquered it from blank33
Kid_A eliminated blank33 from the game
Kid_A won the game
"K let's take out the neutral player so it's just us two"
2008-09-20 23:27:46 - agile76: i'm getting pretty jack of u attacking me
Said after I kept attacking his one army to break his bonus in Africa when he was still getting 2 bonus armies from South America. Game 3306074.
'2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf
2008-09-14 15:52:12 - Frop: I'm a retard.
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:08 pm
by PLAYER57832
t-o-m wrote:Whats the dumbes comment you've ever heard about a strategy in a game?
This is mine:
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=33023792008-09-20 17:51:06 - kcstuds: when u attack on this map u lose
The map being AoR Maigc (2)!
If you attack in that map you get about a 100 deploy, i think that attacking is the best option!
It all depends on
when you attack ... and how.
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:12 pm
by InkL0sed
You cannot win if you attack.
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:14 pm
by t-o-m
InkL0sed wrote:You cannot win if you attack.
Obviously!
You're never going to win if you dont attack and get bonuses,
In magic, you get what you attack, if you dont attack instead of the 100 deploy, you get a 3 deploy.
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:18 pm
by PLAYER57832
InkL0sed wrote:You cannot win if you attack.
IN AOR 1, that is true ...to a point!
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:42 pm
by ParadiceCity9
I remember a while back someone posted from a 1v1 game (roughly) "K let's take out the neutral player so it's just us two"
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:00 pm
by The Neon Peon
ParadiceCity9 wrote:I remember a while back someone posted from a 1v1 game (roughly) "K let's take out the neutral player so it's just us two"
Lol. this one made me laugh since I can imagine half of my friends doing that.
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:38 am
by wrestler1ump
2008-09-20 23:27:46 - agile76: i'm getting pretty jack of u attacking me
Said after I kept attacking his one army to break his bonus in Africa when he was still getting 2 bonus armies from South America. Game 3306074.
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:47 am
by Kemmler
Some guy said somewhere 'I'm probably a foot taller than you you four foot midget'
I don't remember who tho!
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:52 am
by Frop
2008-09-17 15:57:28 - Kemmler: well stop playing or I will leave the cheating and abuse thread up
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:59 am
by Kemmler
2008-09-14 15:52:12 - Frop: I'm a retard.
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:36 am
by Frop
Kemmler wrote:2008-09-14 15:52:12 - Frop: I'm a retard.
How old are you, 12? Am I 'causing you grief'?
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:37 am
by lord voldemort
Frop wrote:2008-09-17 15:57:28 - Kemmler: well stop playing or I will leave the cheating and abuse thread up
hilarious!!
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:06 am
by t-o-m
ParadiceCity9 wrote:I remember a while back someone posted from a 1v1 game (roughly) "K let's take out the neutral player so it's just us two"
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:02 am
by Kemmler
2008-07-07 17:26:20 - Frop: ggs
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:17 am
by t-o-m
2008-02-01 22:19:20 Frop: I love you kemmler
2008-02-01 22:20:01 Kemmler: I love you too Frop
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:48 am
by e_i_pi
2008-03-08 03:55:20 - Lilianna: I just totally realized I'm the only member of my team left...
2008-03-08 03:56:28 - Lilianna: Why? Because I'm retarded and didn't notice I took out my teammate. Oops
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:00 am
by happy2seeyou
I like [player]Kid_A[/player] signature. Its comments from a game he was in. Cracks me up every time I read it.
Kid_A's Signature wrote:blank33: red can we try to link up our armies. i know im oranges target
Kid_A: ok, but you have to take out that neutral in egypt
Kid_A attacked Conga from Egypt and conquered it from blank33
Kid_A eliminated blank33 from the game
Kid_A won the game
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:09 am
by t-o-m
Updated 1st post, also i made the title Include 'funniest' because some of these are more funny than dumb.
Re: Dumbest/Funniest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:13 am
by pancakemix
2008-07-29 18:05:17 - militant [team]: I got green set, If I was you I would do as much damage to red as possible wih your six
2008-07-30 17:03:16 - militant [team]: That is you lol
Re: Dumbest/Funniest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:51 am
by PLAYER57832
The dumbest comment I got was when someone claimed that deadbeating a game they thought they would lose was "more honorable" than actually playing .... and that I "lacked honor" because I gave them my very first negative as a result (not just for deadbeating, but coming back and saying it was the most boring game ever ... and STILL not playing!)
Re: Dumbest/Funniest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:16 pm
by t-o-m
PLAYER57832 wrote:The dumbest comment I made was when someone claimed that deadbeating a game they thought they would lose was "more honorable" than actually playing .... and that I "lacked honor" because I gave them my very first negative as a result (not just for deadbeating, but coming back and saying it was the most boring game ever ... and STILL not playing!)
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:50 pm
by FabledIntegral
Kemmler wrote:Some guy said somewhere 'I'm probably a foot taller than you you four foot midget'
I don't remember who tho!
2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf
It was that idiot who got busted for multis.
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:54 pm
by wrestler1ump
edited
Re: Dumbest Comment in game
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:43 pm
by happy2seeyou
FabledIntegral wrote:Kemmler wrote:Some guy said somewhere 'I'm probably a foot taller than you you four foot midget'
I don't remember who tho!
2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf
It was that idiot who got busted for multis.
hahahaha I remember reading that game chat.