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Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:12 pm
by InkL0sed
If I were one of the many Brits on this forum and thus rather close to suggs, I would like to think I would take it up on myself to get this dude laid. Now, I probably wouldn't have much success in such a venture, but seeing as how I'm on the other side of the Atlantic, I'm not suggesting I do it.
Basically, what I'm saying is this -- one of you Brits needs to get suggs laid! Either by offering yourselves, your wives or daughters or cousins or girlfriends, or one of your 'hos if you happen to be a pimp.
The man needs and deserves it.
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:17 pm
by wicked
I am sure he would agree with you.
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:21 pm
by Sackett58
Suggs hasn't replied in the last several minutes. He must be on his way to the airport for that plane to Canada.
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:25 pm
by suggs
Oh, I'm not really interested in sex
I'm not, of course, egocentric, but objectively speaking THIS IS THE BEST THREAD THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE.
*desperate last ditch attempt to restore credibility -Last Seen Quite A While Ago, Actually - I think you'll find Cheap Blind Sue was a bit of a result on the ol' Wiggly Jiggly score, actually.
On a serious note: YES, I DO.
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:26 pm
by clapper011
hehehe
i doubt he is
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:30 pm
by suggs
I'm flying into Omaha, ETA 8 hrs from now.
Thats in the middle, isnt it?
Thought i could work out like a spider, which incidently is a rather fun position.
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:32 pm
by wicked
ARE YOU SERIOUS???? I'm going to Omaha next weekend for 3 days.
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:53 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Omaha: Let's get sexy!!! 2008
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:55 pm
by wicked
You can't come. (pun intended)
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:28 pm
by Empress Wu
Don't read the fine print in the post above...
As opposed to Wicked, I'm not going to Omaha, Suggy-darling - so no date here either.
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:38 pm
by Frigidus
Empress Wu wrote:Don't read the fine print in the post above...
As opposed to Wicked, I'm not going to Omaha, Suggy-darling - so no date here either.
Either way, it offers a simple solution.
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:34 pm
by Dancing Mustard
wicked wrote:You can't come. (pun intended)
Not while you're in my eye-line, that's for sure...
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:56 pm
by Sackett58
wicked wrote:You can't come. (pun intended)
Where's my
?
Oh Wicked
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:48 pm
by 2dimes
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 3:06 am
by Dancing Mustard
That's not a Rick-Roll...
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:53 am
by The1exile
There's nothing wrong with ohio...
Actually, I don't know, I've never been there.
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:26 am
by tzor
The1exile wrote:There's nothing wrong with ohio...
Actually, I don't know, I've never been there.
WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY, OH --
WHY DID I EVER LEAVE OHIO?
WHY DID I WANDER TO FIND WHAT LIES YONDER
WHEN LIFE WAS SO COZY AT HOME?
WOND’RING WHILE I WANDER,
WHY DID I FLY?
WHY DID I ROAM?
OH, WHY OH, WHY OH
DID I LEAVE OHIO?
MAYBE I’D BETTER GO
Actually I've never been there either.
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:37 am
by 2dimes
Dancing Mustard wrote:That's not a Rick-Roll...
True, I don't really get the whole "rickroll" movement, it was funny the first week or so.
It's a weather reporter in a snow storm in Cleavland, I can't stop watching it, you need to see it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxmc9_An ... re=relatedAll the little chicks with the crimson lips sayin' "Cleavland rocks, Cleavland rocks!"
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 11:02 am
by sam_levi_11
InkL0sed wrote:Basically, what I'm saying is this -- one of you Brits needs to get suggs laid! Either by offering yourselves, your wives or daughters or cousins or friends, or one of your 'hos if you happen to be a pimp.
ill let him have any of the above mentioned
Re: Suggs needs to get laid
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:30 pm
by wrestler1ump
You're making a mistake paying any attention to Suggs.