Conquer Club

Cos it's going down. Israel, baby. The sky will fill with naked christians and the rest of us will have a massive party. Probably an orgy of gay and premarital sex, gambling, drugs, abortions, and a load of booze. I can't wait.

October 1992? I must've missed him. MAN! Why am I always the last to know!

"No one knows the day nor the hour" and thats why I ignore all date setters!

same

i know exactly when it will occur. God told me. But he told me not to tell you guys, sorry.

is it in 2060 thats when newton predicted it

Yep, i'm ready.

If I get poofed I'm gonna hang out and chill.

If I don't, well let's just say that a lot of possessions are gonna get placed on eBay.

no you don't, hoff. thank you for standing up for what's right, jay_a2j

happysadfun wrote:no you don't, hoff. thank you for standing up for what's right, jay_a2j

hahahahahhahaha when has he ever done that.

the rapture index is only at 156...not that impressive really. Call me when it gets over 175



I think there needs to be some more mayhem and bloodshed to really get us on the armageddon warpath. MasterBush, get working on that will you??

It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

jay_a2j wrote:It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

funny republican conversation of the day

Mike(R):Have you payed your tithing yet
Me: Yep, I pay my taxes
Mike(R): As much as bill clinton says he can he cant save you from the apocalypse
Me: I know, Bush will still be in office seeing as how hes going to cause it.
Mike(R): No democrats will cause it
Me: how by dropping nukes?
Mike(R): Democrats are to scared to drop nukes
Me: Exactly.

Medieval Psalmbook Dug Out of Irish Bog

The book was found open to a page describing, in Latin script, Psalm 83, in which God hears complaints of other nations' attempts to wipe out the name of Israel.

reverend_kyle wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

funny republican conversation of the day

Mike(R):Have you payed your tithing yet
Me: Yep, I pay my taxes
Mike(R): As much as bill clinton says he can he cant save you from the apocalypse
Me: I know, Bush will still be in office seeing as how hes going to cause it.
Mike(R): No democrats will cause it
Me: how by dropping nukes?
Mike(R): Democrats are to scared to drop nukes
Me: Exactly.

Well kyle, you won't have to worry about it cause you won't be here (see Rev 18 ) It won't be a democrat or a republican.

jay_a2j wrote:

reverend_kyle wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

funny republican conversation of the day

Mike(R):Have you payed your tithing yet
Me: Yep, I pay my taxes
Mike(R): As much as bill clinton says he can he cant save you from the apocalypse
Me: I know, Bush will still be in office seeing as how hes going to cause it.
Mike(R): No democrats will cause it
Me: how by dropping nukes?
Mike(R): Democrats are to scared to drop nukes
Me: Exactly.

Well kyle, you won't have to worry about it cause you won't be here (see Rev 18 ) It won't be a democrat or a republican.

why wont I be here?

WOoT!!!!

reverend_kyle wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:

reverend_kyle wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

funny republican conversation of the day

Mike(R):Have you payed your tithing yet
Me: Yep, I pay my taxes
Mike(R): As much as bill clinton says he can he cant save you from the apocalypse
Me: I know, Bush will still be in office seeing as how hes going to cause it.
Mike(R): No democrats will cause it
Me: how by dropping nukes?
Mike(R): Democrats are to scared to drop nukes
Me: Exactly.

Well kyle, you won't have to worry about it cause you won't be here (see Rev 18 ) It won't be a democrat or a republican.

why wont I be here?

Cause if Rev 18 is refering to the USA, it won't exist.

jay_a2j wrote:

reverend_kyle wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:

reverend_kyle wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:It is very possible that we are in the "tribulation" or very near to it.

funny republican conversation of the day

Mike(R):Have you payed your tithing yet
Me: Yep, I pay my taxes
Mike(R): As much as bill clinton says he can he cant save you from the apocalypse
Me: I know, Bush will still be in office seeing as how hes going to cause it.
Mike(R): No democrats will cause it
Me: how by dropping nukes?
Mike(R): Democrats are to scared to drop nukes
Me: Exactly.

Well kyle, you won't have to worry about it cause you won't be here (see Rev 18 ) It won't be a democrat or a republican.

why wont I be here?

Cause if Rev 18 is refering to the USA, it won't exist.

I'd say I understand, but I'm not very well studied on the bible.