Conquer Club

I just noticed that i have 13155 total posts across all the forums... As I sat staring at that number I wondered, "what was the first post that started me down this dark addiction that has brought me such abject lows and unfathomable highs?" Quick search of all posts and went to page 582 of the search results and found an absolute pearl.

Subject: who will win the mod vs spammers game

owenshooter wrote:i voted after it was well decided... but i always knew it in my heart...-0

Very interested in peoples first posts, especially the brown nosers that sucked up to team CC to become mods/volunteers. Post them here, so we can openly mock and riducule each other!! the black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

Ps-HAVE NOTICED PEOPLE HAVING ISSUES WITH HOW TO DO THIS:
The trick is to hit the PM button next to your post under your name! That makes it populate with the thread and your post!!!

My first post.. What a boring old sod I was

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 3&start=68

TeeGee wrote:just think of all the points the winner will pick up from this game

Re: Elon's Team Tourney - Classic (19/24)
My first post: In please

Lord Arioch wrote:Re: Elon's Team Tourney - Classic (19/24)
My first post: In please

Lord Arioch wrote:A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

Psst... You left your post out!!! Try again!!! The black jesus knows it can't be as bad as TeeGee's!!! The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

LoL thx mate

Unsurprisingly I was joining a tournament

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 8#p1489368

Though I don't think I was a reserve in this one I don't remember playing it

plurple wrote:Show me how to post the thread and quote, oh, black jesus!!!!

Here, let me help you!!! Teachable moment!! The trick is to hit the PM button next to your post under your name! That makes it populate with the thread and your post!!! Like this:

Subject: Gilligan's Bracket Tournament IV [CLOSED]

plurple wrote:ill join pease

And it is interesting that you started there joining tournaments and are still there!! Good to see your grammar has greatly improved over the years! The black jesus has spoken...-Bj

owenshooter wrote:

plurple wrote:Show me how to post the thread and quote, oh, black jesus!!!!

Here, let me help you!!! Teachable moment!! The trick is to hit the PM button next to your post under your name! That makes it populate with the thread and your post!!! Like this:

Subject: Gilligan's Bracket Tournament IV [CLOSED]

plurple wrote:ill join pease

And it is interesting that you started there joining tournaments and are still there!! Good to see your grammar has greatly improved over the years! The black jesus has spoken...-Bj

Huh I did learn something but I don't tend to link to a thread like this Pretty sure it is a stretch to say my grammar has greatly improved maybe a little

I posted in Flame Wars for the first couple of years. Those posts are all gone.

2dimes wrote:

Man... that is one thing I wish we were still able to do, scroll flame wars... That place was just the best... sigh... And that was very brave, to venture there first!! The black jesus is impressed...-Jesus noir

Nice. Now, you may mock me for being a brown noser and sucking up.

My first existing post was in suggestions discussing development of team game sequential stuff.

Subject: Team Sequential (Freestyle-Sequential for Team Games)

2dimes wrote:Does anyone else think it might be a little more fair if it alternated bettween teams?

That was back when they actually developed and improved things. Now "It's too difficult." "That would mess with the time/space continuum." Etc.

The real question is what will your last post be?
My first posts were embarrassing new map and general site suggestions. You can imagine how that went over!