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Jerk-Off Threads

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:27 pm
by Army of GOD
I'll be the first to say that we don't have enough.


Anyway, what techniques are best? My right hand was fucked up this one time and I was in the mood for the girkin', so I had to use my left. And Christ, that was a difficult task. I'm pretty ambidextrous, but I guess I need more practice with my left.

Does the Stranger work?

Re: Jerk-Off Threads

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:29 pm
by Mr_Adams
Is this what the previous thread, where you attempted to brown nose the moderators, was for?

Re: Jerk-Off Threads

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:30 pm
by InkL0sed
I use big, heavy books. My copy of War and Peace is barely legible at this point.

Re: Jerk-Off Threads

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:37 pm
by Army of GOD
Mr_Adams wrote:Is this what the previous thread, where you attempted to brown nose the moderators, was for?


No, that was me just being pissed off.

Re: Jerk-Off Threads

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 8:51 am
by natty dread
Left works, but it's much better to sleep on your right hand until it's numb and then use the right.

Re: Jerk-Off Threads

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 10:26 am
by knapper
i use doorknobs and rope.

it's awesome.