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Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:58 pm
by rdsrds2120
http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20 ... ccessoriesWELL THEN. A special liquid that provides oxygen and nutrients...I wonder how long it lasts.
-rd
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Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:03 pm
by Aradhus
That's repulsive.
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:07 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
hm. I count four turtles in that picture. And they've been exposed to some weird liquid.
Step 1 complete.
-TG
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:12 am
by DoomYoshi
Aradhus wrote:That's repulsive.
I second that.
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:30 pm
by Army of GOD
I keep reading the title as "Androgynous Keychains"...
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:35 pm
by rdsrds2120
This is all I can find:
-rd
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:43 pm
by Army of GOD
rdsrds2120 wrote:This is all I can find:
-rd
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:11 pm
by MeDeFe
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:hm. I count four turtles in that picture. And they've been exposed to some weird liquid.
Step 1 complete.
As for step 2, is any user here a master of martial arts who lives in the sewers?
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:32 pm
by rdsrds2120
MeDeFe wrote:TA1LGUNN3R wrote:hm. I count four turtles in that picture. And they've been exposed to some weird liquid.
Step 1 complete.
As for step 2, is any user here a master of martial arts who lives in the sewers?
I nominate Tails.
-rd
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:43 pm
by Mr_Adams
MeDeFe wrote:TA1LGUNN3R wrote:hm. I count four turtles in that picture. And they've been exposed to some weird liquid.
Step 1 complete.
As for step 2, is any user here a master of martial arts who lives in the sewers?
Is there anybody who is a master of martial arts who has a pet rat (which we will expose to the strange liquid)?
Re: Carion Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:46 pm
by oVo
Turtles don't breathe underwater... the vendor should be sealed in a bag
and provided with some of his own miracle "oxygen & nutrients."
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:52 pm
by Mr_Adams
I would buy a few of the turtle ones (at $1.50 each), cut the bag open, and keep them in a gold fish bowl.
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:11 pm
by john9blue
so they are alive? people want to walk around with sealed living organisms? wat
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:17 pm
by mviola
If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:35 pm
by MeDeFe
mviola wrote:If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.
Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:38 pm
by shieldgenerator7
yeah, ever see Nemo? people would walk and shake the bag and the fish would get dizzy and die. And plus, why would you confine a sea creature to such a small space?
truthfully, if they were all dead, I'd be more ok with it, but the fact they're still live makes me feel sorry for them.
just another marketing venture gone awry i guess (or not?)
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:03 pm
by rdsrds2120
MeDeFe wrote:mviola wrote:If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.
Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.
That's a truthful yet morbid way to look at this.
-rd
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:10 am
by pimpdave
rdsrds2120 wrote:MeDeFe wrote:mviola wrote:If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.
Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.
That's a truthful yet morbid way to look at this.
-rd
Capitalism!
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:13 am
by rdsrds2120
It is a capitalist thing to do...
-rd
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:45 pm
by mviola
pimpdave wrote:rdsrds2120 wrote:MeDeFe wrote:mviola wrote:If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.
Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.
That's a truthful yet morbid way to look at this.
-rd
Capitalism!
I was looking at this from the "killing animals" standpoint.
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:23 pm
by MeDeFe
mviola wrote:pimpdave wrote:rdsrds2120 wrote:MeDeFe wrote:mviola wrote:If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.
Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.
That's a truthful yet morbid way to look at this.
-rd
Capitalism!
I was looking at this from the "killing animals" standpoint.
In this case, killing animals is good for consumption and drives demand.
Capitalism! Yay!
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:38 pm
by Mr_Adams
MeDeFe wrote:mviola wrote:pimpdave wrote:rdsrds2120 wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.
That's a truthful yet morbid way to look at this.
-rd
Capitalism!
I was looking at this from the "killing animals" standpoint.
In this case, killing animals is good for consumption and drives demand.
Capitalism! Yay!
As opposed to socialism, where there is no motivation to move forward! YAY!
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:47 pm
by john9blue
how about, any human would kill any animal for a number of reasons if given half the chance, because people are assholes! yay?
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:49 pm
by rdsrds2120
:sadface:
EVERY THREAD IS POLITICAL NOWADAYS, SILLY CHILLUNS!
-rd
Re: Amphibious Keychains?
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:55 pm
by HapSmo19
MeDeFe wrote:In this case, killing animals is good for consumption and drives demand.
Capitalism! Yay!
That(animals dying) would only be the case when you idiots didn't let them out of the bag after a week and keep em as pets.
Maybe a government agency should be created to assist you with this seemingly impossible task.