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Tea Party Death Squad Behind Missing Cobra?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:58 am
by pimpdave
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/03/27/new.yo ... index.html

New York (CNN) -- A venomous Egyptian cobra went missing from New York's Bronx Zoo, prompting the closure of the zoo's reptile house until further notice.

Staff was alerted Saturday that the adolescent Egyptian cobra was missing from an off-exhibit enclosure, according to a statement from the zoo. Staff members closed and secured the reptile house.


Who alerted the staff? Was it a member of a Tea Party Death Squad with demands? Is this a new Tea Party scheme to smash unions? This time going after zoo employees?

Re: Tea Party Death Squad Behind Missing Cobra?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:32 pm
by shieldgenerator7
you blame everything on the t-par-t?

Re: Tea Party Death Squad Behind Missing Cobra?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:35 pm
by jonesthecurl
COBRA has no association with the T-party.
Or so I hear.

Re: Tea Party Death Squad Behind Missing Cobra?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:38 pm
by pimpdave
jonesthecurl wrote:COBRA has no association with the T-party.
Or so I hear.


It's true. COBRA is concerned with world domination, where as the Tea Party Death Squad is merely concerned with destroying the USA, or at least taking it back into the 19th century.

[response from Tea Party: "Oh hi Typhoid, welcome back!"]

Re: Tea Party Death Squad Behind Missing Cobra?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:41 pm
by shieldgenerator7
scary. I'm glad we've got people like you to tell us about these things.... if only you knew their exact positions

Re: Tea Party Death Squad Behind Missing Cobra?

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:11 pm
by patsfan12
This has been solved it was the black panthers and SEIU and NAACP

Re: Tea Party Death Squad Behind Missing Cobra?

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:36 am
by natty dread
Oh man... is there nowhere that damn squid won't stick it's tentacles...

Re: Tea Party Death Squad Behind Missing Cobra?

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:20 pm
by pimpdave
natty_dread wrote:Oh man... is there nowhere that damn squid won't stick it's tentacles...


No no, it was a cobra that went missing, not a squid.