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Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:33 pm
by AndyDufresne
Zapp Brannigan is known to be an intergalactic stud, and generally wise human being. Maybe. Here is a topic for Brannigan-isms, or at least,
Futurama nuggets of wisdom.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan: In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces. --Andy
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:37 pm
by Timminz
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro.
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:25 am
by AndyDufresne
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Rock breaks scissors. But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper! Kiff, we have a conundrum.
...
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper... and bring me a rock.
--Andy
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:45 am
by The Bison King
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:46 am
by The Bison King
Oh... shit, f*ck you Timminz!
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:47 am
by The Bison King
In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:35 am
by Timminz
The Bison King wrote:In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces
AndyDufresne wrote:Captain Zapp Brannigan: In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
You're not very good at this.
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:10 pm
by Sackett58
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch. 
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:35 pm
by naxus
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Men, you're lucky men. Soon, you'll all be fighting for your planet. many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:39 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Zapp Brannigan: Good, good. But should she ever institute some sort of bare-bottom spanking policy let me go in your place. I won't have my comrades harmed.
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:16 am
by Army of GOD
The Bison King wrote:In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:40 am
by KidWhisky
Zapp: Kif have the boy lay out my cloths
Kif: The boy sir?
Zapp: You..You lay out my cloths
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:17 am
by safariguy5
Private Lee Lemon may very well be the finest recruit I've seen in all my years of service. That young man fills me with hope. And some other emotions that are wierd and deeply confusing me.
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:27 am
by KoolBak
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:59 pm
by AndyDufresne
Fry: Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.
--Andy
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:02 pm
by khazalid
brannigan's law is like brannigan's love: hard and fast!
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:22 pm
by KoolBak
Bender: Dying sucks butt. How do you living beings cope with mortality?
Leela: Violent outbursts.
Amy: General slutiness.
Fry: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
Bender: Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time!
*this is fun!*
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:37 pm
by keiths31
Zapp: I have a sexual learning dissability. What do we call it Kiff?
Kiff: (tired voice) Sexlexia....
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:14 am
by safariguy5
Zoirby wanna buy on margin!
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:26 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
Brannigan-ismsBrannigan (on dating advice)- Here's my personal book of pick-up lines. Say as many of them as you can as fast as you can. Don't stop for any reason.
Brannigan- You know, boys, a good captain needs many skills, such as boldness, daring, and a velour uniform...and I'm not convinced Leela has any of those things.
Brannigan- One day a man has everything...and the next day he blows up a $400 billion space station... and the next day he has nothing...It makes you think
Kiff- No it doesn't
Brannigan- What makes a man turn Neutral?
Lust for gold?
Power?
Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Brannigan- I hate these filthy neutrals, Kiff. With enemies you know where they stand, but these Neutrals...who knows? It sickens me.
Kiff- Ugh
Brannigan- Here's to us schmoes working for the man. Even if he is a hot, sexy, female man.
Zapp- There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond. I speak of course, of karaoke.
Zapp (after snu-snu)- We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Futurama-ismsLeela- What are we delivering?
Farnsworth- Something without which no ribbon-cutting ceremony could proceed--the ceremonial oversized scissors.
Leela- We'll get them there as quickly as we can.
Farnsworth- All right, but don't run with them.
Femputer- Femputer sentences them to death...
Everyone- (gasp!)
Femputer- By snu-snu!
Fry and Zapp- Yeah!!
Kiff- (whimpers)
Zapp- What are you, gay?
Also I love the painting of Zapp in his quarters....
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:58 am
by AndyDufresne
Fry: So you have to choose between life without sex and a hideous, gruesome death?
Dr. Zoidberg: Yes.
Fry: Man, tough call
--Andy
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:46 am
by safariguy5
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Brannigan-ismsBrannigan (on dating advice)- Here's my personal book of pick-up lines. Say as many of them as you can as fast as you can. Don't stop for any reason.
Brannigan- You know, boys, a good captain needs many skills, such as boldness, daring, and a velour uniform...and I'm not convinced Leela has any of those things.
Brannigan- One day a man has everything...and the next day he blows up a $400 billion space station... and the next day he has nothing...It makes you think
Kiff- No it doesn't
Brannigan- What makes a man turn Neutral?
Lust for gold?
Power?
Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Brannigan- I hate these filthy neutrals, Kiff. With enemies you know where they stand, but these Neutrals...who knows? It sickens me.
Kiff- Ugh
Brannigan- Here's to us schmoes working for the man. Even if he is a hot, sexy, female man.
Zapp- There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond. I speak of course, of karaoke.
Zapp (after snu-snu)- We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Futurama-ismsLeela- What are we delivering?
Farnsworth- Something without which no ribbon-cutting ceremony could proceed--the ceremonial oversized scissors.
Leela- We'll get them there as quickly as we can.
Farnsworth- All right, but don't run with them.
Femputer- Femputer sentences them to death...
Everyone- (gasp!)
Femputer- By snu-snu!
Fry and Zapp- Yeah!!
Kiff- (whimpers)
Zapp- What are you, gay?
Also I love the painting of Zapp in his quarters....
That's the JFK presidential portrait pose.
"Dr. Zoidberg has twice the skills you do!"
"Sure, he's both a doctor and a butcher"
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:31 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
safariguy5 wrote:That's the JFK presidential portrait pose.
Yes I know that's why I like it.
Futurama-ismsMorbo- Tonight at 11-
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!
All Hail Hypno-Toad!
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:43 pm
by AndyDufresne
President Nixon: Hello Morbo. How’s the family?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
--Andy
Re: Brannigan-isms---or at least, Futurama-isms
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:59 pm
by thegreekdog
Professor Farnsworth on the phone: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? [pause] To shreds you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? [pause] To shreds you say.
