Conquer Club

Gang, obesity has become as big of a prob as STD's lately here in The Club. You all know me as CC's "dad" but, now, I'm gonna hafta be CC's "Mitch Obama" so we can track down all the fatties and make them pay.

We don't know what everyone looks like but we know what they sound like and you can tell a fatty when you hear one speak.

Who is the fattest player in The Club? It's time to expose them.

- Uncle Saxi
Obesity Ombudsman

saxitoxin wrote:Gang, obesity has become as big of a prob as STD's lately here in The Club. You all know me as CC's "dad" but, now, I'm gonna hafta be CC's "Mitch Obama" so we can track down all the fatties and make them pay.

We don't know what everyone looks like but we know what they sound like and you can tell a fatty when you hear one speak.

Who is the fattest player in The Club? It's time to expose them.

- Uncle Saxi
Obesity Ombudsman

Your poll is rigged, since it lists two people as one entry.

It obviously isn't Serbs, as tickle typhoons burn many-a-calorie.

There's no such thing as a fat Mexican, just a jolly one, so nietzsche is out.

If Uncle Saxi was fat, how could he get the girls? He's out.

barunt is too old to handle that weight. He's out.

Woody/King Doctor just doesn't seem logical.

Scotty and PLAYER are leaning all the time, so they must burn a bunch of calories too.

killing plays many sports. He's out.

Who's the guy with the hard to spell userid?

And, if I had to guess, I'd say Anti-AircraftFitz.

Woodruff wrote:
Your poll is rigged, since it lists two people as one entry.

If you weren't so fat you could fit in a single body. Don't blame ol' Sax for that.

Army of God wrote:There's no such thing as a fat Mexican, just a jolly one, so nietzsche is out.

SRSLY, AOG, I would file adoption papers tomorrow if Old Tom II would let me! Maybe I'll go to IKEA tomorrow to get some stuff to set your room up.

Eww, phatscotty.

Poor Phatso, he spends all that money on guns and plastic guitars with nothing left over for a halfway decent bed. While I agree with Uncle Saxamaphone (he blows) that obesity poses a serious problem to the greatest country to have ever existed in the history of civilization, I believe the real scourge lies in the inability to get a good night's sleep.

Not meaning to threadjack here, Uncle Saxamaphone.

V.I. wrote:I believe the real scourge lies in the inability to get a good night's sleep.

I agree that there is a lot of truth to this. It certainly contributes greatly to the obesity problem (and vice-versa), as well as so many other health problems.

Yesterday I did my best time on 5kms. Had enchiladas for supper. In the morning I had a big glass of bird-see beverage to clean my body. I guess you all know that because I have 0 votes.

If you voted me the fattest, I wouldn't stand it and had to post a semi-naked picture of me on my bed with my machetes and my 30 year old mattress.

nietzsche wrote:Yesterday I did my best time on 5kms. Had enchiladas for supper. In the morning I had a big glass of bird-see beverage to clean my body. I guess you all know that because I have 0 votes.

If you voted me the fattest, I wouldn't stand it and had to post a semi-naked picture of me on my bed with my machetes and my 30 year old mattress.

I am too phat to fail.

So what does the winner gets? A free MacMeal?

Phatscotty by default of his username

Just kidding - I vote for Woodruff and his King Doctor multi for the fun of it

Alternative prize.3 day sesion to this clinic
A fat guy trys to lose some weight and one day he see an add of a clinics in the newspaper:
"With our sistem you will lose 50 pounds in three days in one hour sessions"
Curious our guy goes to the clinic, pays the fee and is invited in a room. After a short time entesr a gorgeus naked blonde who says: if you catch me you can f*** me.The fat guy runs his soul out to catch her for an hour but with no rezult.
The next day same thing same rezult.
The third day the guy has a briliant ideea gathers all the furniture in the middle of the room.He expects happily the blonde but instead it appears a big naked black guy who says: if I catch you I'm gonna f*** you

During a recent visit to my doctor, I asked her how I could lose 20 pounds of ugly fat.

She told me to cut off my head.

Serbs got my vote.

Army of GOD wrote:Who's the guy with the hard to spell userid?

I think this needs to be addressed before i can make an informed desicion. (i really just want to know if its me)

pmchugh wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Who's the guy with the hard to spell userid?

I think this needs to be addressed before i can make an informed desicion. (i really just want to know if its me)

Pedro

Phatscotty wrote:

pmchugh wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Who's the guy with the hard to spell userid?

I think this needs to be addressed before i can make an informed desicion. (i really just want to know if its me)

Pedro

That's not hard to spell, i thought it might be ijex, some people keep calling him ljex after all this time

comeon now guys.. we cant let some guys have no votes.. that will just make them feel left out

pmchugh wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:

pmchugh wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Who's the guy with the hard to spell userid?

I think this needs to be addressed before i can make an informed desicion. (i really just want to know if its me)

Pedro

That's not hard to spell, i thought it might be ljex, some people keep calling him ijex after all this time

fixed that for you , however there is no way i am the fattest player in the club, maybe the tallest though

pmchugh wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:

pmchugh wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Who's the guy with the hard to spell userid?

I think this needs to be addressed before i can make an informed desicion. (i really just want to know if its me)

Pedro

That's not hard to spell, i thought it might be ijex, some people keep calling him ljex after all this time

His name is LJEX.!!!! GET IT RIGHT!

jefjef wrote:

pmchugh wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:

pmchugh wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Who's the guy with the hard to spell userid?

I think this needs to be addressed before i can make an informed desicion. (i really just want to know if its me)

Pedro

That's not hard to spell, i thought it might be ijex, some people keep calling him ljex after all this time

His name is LJEX.!!!! GET IT RIGHT!

After a great deal of searching i found jefjef trying to hide...

It is now a scientific fact that myself and Woodruff combined are only half as fat as Phattscotty.



Big win.

King Doctor wrote:It is now a scientific fact that myself and Woodruff combined are only half as fat as Phattscotty.



Big win.

It is a fact that woody and king doc are separate entities.