Conquer Club

Please feel free to share, so we may all see the consequences of our actions. I am sure some, like myself, have always wondered about what will get you banned, and about what you won't get banned for. We can also keep track of reports (if you dare admit you're a narc).

Racism, I believe.

For being in a clan Twill didn't like.

I'm banned from all future Awesomeness Award ceremonies. Back in '03 I made my entrance atop a million exploding unicorns to accept my award from the leaders of all the world's religions as they admitted that they they had not anticipated me in their doctrines.

I guess it's not really a ban though- all future ceremonies will seek to reward "The Second Most Awesome", so perhaps you can ignore this post.

Still, it's tempting to say that life is unfair. That would be a cliche though, and my life doesn't suffer from cliche. My life is the source of cliche as others try to imitate my achievements.

In any case, I wouldn't say that life was unfair as my life is, of course, awesome.

Strangely enough, I haven't been banned yet. I'm sneaky like that.

Neoteny wrote:Strangely enough, I haven't been banned yet. I'm sneaky like that.

Same here.

The man wrote:Your attempt to start a clan is a noble feat. However, attempting to create a clan of just one person is not allowed. While I normally would have let this slide and not approved if you actually attempted to have the clan formally created, you then decided to flame BeckytheBlondie. A more appropriate response would have been to report her post if it was deemed offensive.

I said he* could suck on ma balls.

And I got a waring for posting meatspin, bagslap and lemonparty in http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=93526&start=15

Am I going to get banned again for just saying those sites, even though I didn't post the url (like I did when I got the warning. Oh please MeDeFe, have mercy on me!!)?

Phatscotty wrote:Please feel free to share, so we may all see the consequences of our actions. I am sure some, like myself, have always wondered about what will get you banned, and about what you won't get banned for. We can also keep track of reports (if you dare admit you're a narc).

I told Captain.Crazy to shoot himself (or something of that nature...I don't recall the specifics). Other than that, fairly routine flames (but always grammatically-correct and well-worded, I should point out...I think that's what they couldn't stand about them).

Well lets see.

For cracking a joke at a King a ruling in C&A. They called it Unsanctioned gaming

Posting a note of appreciation sent to me from Owenator. They called it baiting.

Now on the flip side, According to urban legends, I am responsible for the banning of bk bunt, saximuffin, katari, ThOrN, owenator, probably owenshooter, ronc, and a few others.

I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.

I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!


Honibaz

b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.

I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!


Honibaz

So THAT was what your ban was for.

Ah, in my experience an ability to accept where you've been wrong, an apology, and a commitment to do better next time does you well in life. I don't know if there's much else you can do.

b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!
Honibaz

I remember that. It's already been six months since that, eh? Doesn't seem like it was that long ago.

Woodruff wrote:

b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!
Honibaz

I remember that. It's already been six months since that, eh? Doesn't seem like it was that long ago.

It was pretty funny. I'm surprised that it led to his ban.

I remember when there were no chat restrictions in the forums.

I just had a 1 month ban because many of you do not care for my racial humor. Enjoying racial humor does not make one a racist

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!
Honibaz

I remember that. It's already been six months since that, eh? Doesn't seem like it was that long ago.

It was pretty funny. I'm surprised that it led to his ban.

Me too. Seems awfully tame.

Woodruff wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.
I received my 6 month ban for answering a question on the mod recruitment thread. The question was "how much are mods here paid", and my answer was to refer them to Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" and tell them to read the fence painting episode therein. Bam! Immediate 6 month ban for "negative posts and trolling". Waddasurprise!
Honibaz

I remember that. It's already been six months since that, eh? Doesn't seem like it was that long ago.

It was pretty funny. I'm surprised that it led to his ban.

Me too. Seems awfully tame.

Wow! That is quite surprising. I have made some quite offensive posts before and i think this 1 month ban was my first. Sounds like they really don't like you.

b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.

Ooh! OOH! HE SAID IT AGAIN!

Say it again Pinky!!!

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Neoteny wrote:Strangely enough, I haven't been banned yet. I'm sneaky like that.

Same here.

12,000 posts and 0 bans, impressive
I haven't been banned either, but it's gonna happen soon

jrh_cardinal wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Neoteny wrote:Strangely enough, I haven't been banned yet. I'm sneaky like that.

Same here.

12,000 posts and 0 bans, impressive
I haven't been banned either, but it's gonna happen soon

perhaps you are not conservative enough.

Phatscotty wrote:

jrh_cardinal wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Neoteny wrote:Strangely enough, I haven't been banned yet. I'm sneaky like that.

Same here.

12,000 posts and 0 bans, impressive
I haven't been banned either, but it's gonna happen soon

perhaps you are not conservative enough.

Because b.k. and myself are such bastions of conservatism?

Phatscotty wrote:

b.k. barunt wrote:I received my 30 day ban for telling fitz that he was acting like a little girl with her panties in a wad. No shit.

Ooh! OOH! HE SAID IT AGAIN!

Said what?!

Panties in a wad, panties in a wad.


Honibaz