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Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:36 am
by xelabale
I post looking for attention - cool people do that.
I post deliberately provocative political views - cool people do that.
I look down on others - cool people do that.
I know all the in-jokes - cool people know them.
I accuse people of being multis - cool people do that.
I'm an atheist - cool people are that.
Any other reasons why I'm cool? I'm too cool to list them all here...
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:23 am
by MeDeFe
The debate is over.
Skittles win over M&Ms.
Smarties are the evil twin.
Don't put beans up your nose.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:26 am
by elfish_lad
Dammit...
~takes beans out of nostril~
I thought it was in.
E.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:17 am
by natty dread
I'm cool because I live in a refridgerator.
Ps. I'm also cool because I can spell the word "refridgerator".
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:58 am
by thegreekdog
Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:42 am
by got tonkaed
thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
I play trivia games against people online when im not posting on here sometimes, so I think there is at least one more way in which you can avoid being cool.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:45 am
by pimpdave
It's hip to be square, idiots.

Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:49 am
by thegreekdog
got tonkaed wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
I play trivia games against people online when im not posting on here sometimes, so I think there is at least one more way in which you can avoid being cool.
It does help, but I don't think it's necessary. So long as you play Conquerclub and post in the fora, you're as uncool as they come.
In a related note, my wife, who is apparently cool, was recently informed of my Conquerclub activities. She continues to bust my chops about it.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:46 am
by josta59
OMG my score is totally 1337 i kid you not
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:51 pm
by jonesthecurl
thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
You could learn how to speak Klingon.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:52 pm
by thegreekdog
jonesthecurl wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
You could learn how to speak Klingon.
Learn? You assume I don't already know how to speak it.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:56 pm
by jonesthecurl
thegreekdog wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
You could learn how to speak Klingon.
Learn? You assume I don't already know how to speak it.
...and elvish
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:57 pm
by thegreekdog
jonesthecurl wrote:thegreekdog wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Very cool list.
There are no reasons why I'm cool, because I'm not. Reasons why I'm not cool:
- I play Conquerclub
- I post in the Conquerclub fora
I think that's an exhaustive, comprehensive, complete list covering how one can be uncool.
You could learn how to speak Klingon.
Learn? You assume I don't already know how to speak it.
...and elvish
Only Tolkien's elvish though.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:59 pm
by AndyDufresne
I feel like it is someone's duty to create the parallel topic "Reasons why I'm uncool" now.
--Andy
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:22 pm
by xelabale
You guys think you're like way cool for being uncool - well think again busters, it's not cool being uncool, it's just... uncool
I feign indifference when someone slights me - cool people do that.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:44 pm
by natty dread
I feign indifference when someone slights me - cool people do that.
No, cool people come up with a "witty" comeback in a microsecond. Then again, what is really uncool is to take your time and then come up with the response...
Although, with the delayed communication of internet forums, it's hard to tell these two apart. That's why it's so easy for uncool people to pretend to be cool on web forums.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:44 pm
by spurgistan
Question.
So, I play CC, and post in the fora (well, mostly this one. Not quite cool enough for the other ones) I got several of my friends to play this game. Here's the question - who's cooler? They did not play for a while while I played, so they were cooler than I. But what sort of cool person does what an uncool person tells him? Chicken and the egg. Ipso Facto.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:53 am
by BigBallinStalin
spurgistan wrote:Question.
So, I play CC, and post in the fora (well, mostly this one. Not quite cool enough for the other ones) I got several of my friends to play this game. Here's the question - who's cooler? They did not play for a while while I played, so they were cooler than I. But what sort of cool person does what an uncool person tells him? Chicken and the egg. Ipso Facto.
I'd say they're cooler cuz they're most likely not as lame as you.
OH (<---- that's cool)
And I said "cuz" because that's cool.
And I insulted you--in a bad way. ---that's also cool.

Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:26 am
by xelabale
Indeed I deliberately mispell wurdz - cool people do that
I often don't acknowledge people's responses to my posts - cool people do that.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:21 pm
by 72o
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:30 pm
by Snorri1234
I did convince some people in the bar last night that I was like the coolest guy ever. I had some very convincing arguments that I cannot remember now.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:06 pm
by safariguy5
I posted in this thread. Therefore I am cool.
Re: Reasons why I'm cool
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:19 am
by xelabale
safariguy5 wrote:I posted in this thread. Therefore I am cool.
You were, until you told us you were, no-one who is says they are, they just are, as soon as you say you are, you aren't. In sum, you were, but you're not, though you still can be.