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Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:29 pm**

Granted. But,....you know,....you really could stand to lose thirty pounds or so.

I wish I had a brand new CR450f.

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:16 pm**

Granted, but since I don't know what it looks like, and I get you a broken one.

I wish I had cookies and cream ice cream (Yum!

)

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:14 pm**

granted but it is an of brand and doesn't taste as yummy as you thought

I wish that my house was self cleaning

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:33 pm**

granted but in order to keep the house clean, the house kills the humans living there and dips them in shalack as to make sure you couldn't dirty the house

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:10 pm**

Wish?

I wish that my bro wasnt so ugly

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:23 pm**

granted but because there has to be an ugly one You are now ugly

I wish that I never had to cook again

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:24 pm**

granted, but all you get to eat is raw liver

I wish for a KOOL-AID

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:48 am**

Ok i toss the Kool aid guy on top of u.

I wish apey wasnt a girl

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:04 pm**

granted, but it turns out apey's gay and rapes you.

i wish that this game would end.

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:53 pm**

Granted, sorry for you but i'm a necromancer and bring this game back to life.

I wish for a water jug

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:26 pm**

granted, but there's oil in the bottom.

i wish that you couldn't corrupt this wish.

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:04 pm**

Wish granted, but it's the only one. Thus, none of your real wishes count

I wish for a gift subscription to CC

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:27 am**

granted. You get a gift subscription to Cats Care (CC).

I wish that i had a genie to grant my EVERY wish, and that it couldnt corrupt any of my wishes

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:33 pm**

granted, but the genie chokes and dies.

i wish that i wouldn't wish this wish, so this really isn't is a wish, but i wish that is was a wish.

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:42 am**

granted, but u waste a perfectly good wish for something pointless, and you go crazy with guilt and die

i wish for a cookie!

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:45 am**

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for time to freeze.

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:16 am**

Granted, but it only affects you!

I wish I could fly! :-s

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:37 am**

Granted, but you get shot down by poachers.

I wish for Barack Obama to become the next president of USA and not be assassinated.

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:01 pm**

granted, but he chokes on a fish bone and dies that way

I wish for some triscuits

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:16 pm**

Granted, but there poisoned

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:47 pm**

granted, but your wish that you didnt make is corrupted somehow

i wish for a wish thats a wishy washy wish. But not just any wishy washy wishy, a wash that trumps ALL washs... uh... wishes

IN OTHER WORDS

i wish for a washing machine

Posted: **Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:52 pm**

granted, but your washing machine outwashes all other wishy washy washing machines and turns and eats you...

I wish I could finish (and win!) my freestyle games before I leave for the next week...

Posted: **Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:27 pm**

granted but the server crashes and you loose all your points

I wish for the "best of Journey" CD

Posted: **Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:48 pm**

granted, but it gets delivered to you on a 110 degree F day, and when you open the box the cd is melted

i wish that my life werent so complicated

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:26 am**

Granted, your life ends

I wish for a bottle cap

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